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So how much of a turn off are big noses, really? For me it's like:

>White males with big noses
You're quite fucked, it just seems to stand out far too much. Consider getting a nose job.

>Black males with big noses
If we're talking about the typical wide negroid nose with practically no bridge whatsoever, it just doesn't matter since about every person with enough black DNA has one. Still a lot of potential to become a Chad without having to invest in a nose job at all.

>Brown males with big noses
Not exactly a very attractive trait but it's more tolerable on this type of people than on others, maybe because it's more widespread. Unless it's ridiculously large you might be able to be well off, or at least to some degree.

>Any females with big noses
You're absolutely fucked. Get a nose job ASAP because no matter what, you'll look like shit (but you'll still get betas all over you).

Thoughts?
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>>29130705
His smile seems so genuine and well meaning :(
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Explain Adrian Brody
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there is no hope for him

he should join lanza
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>>29130705
I have a big nose and big ears been told I look like a mouse but lots of girls find me really cute even banged a few of them lol I think it helps because I have a baby face :o
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>>29130809
This is him 3 years later, he still looks like a low test faggot.
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Who else here /beak/ or /jewnose/ ?
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>>29130705
His nose is fine, its his chin and jaw that are weak.
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oh yeah big noses are such a turn off
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>>29130826
I got told I look like an anteater ;_;
>>29130852
Looked better with the nose tbqh fampai
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>>29130872
End it all senpai just end it all
Somebody please put the chrome to my dome
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>>29130852
why doesnt he lift weights
he's also taking these pictures from a terrible angle, literally holding a flash camera up to your face is not going to make anyone look good
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Big noses look fine on masculine faces.
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>>29130872
/beak/ checking in
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>>29130911
>why doesnt he lift weights
because it's his face that's the problem

stupid fucking gymcel
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>>29130931
lifting weights changes your face
>gymcel
lol
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>>29130900
I actually had my nose broken in a fight it never really had a bridge until after that I feel like its mostly a personality thing when I talk to girls sometimes it works sometimes it doesn't never really banged a super hot girl though only cuties
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>>29130885
>>29130914
Those are cool angular noses tho, what if you have a hook nose?
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>>29130705
Big noses are considered beautiful in some cultures, such as in Afghanistan. There was an article about the woman from the Mongol-Turkic ethnic group, the Hazaras, getting surgeries to have bigger noses so as to be more attractive for their husbands. Pretty weird desu
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>>29130852
Pretty much because his nose was the last of his worries
Ugly mouth, ugly chin, worst hair type ever...
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>>29130935
>lifting weights changes your face
no it doesn't

disgusting fucking gymcel
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I really hate when people ask if im jewish when infact im italian :o
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>>29130957
Brb moving to Afghanistan
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Gaybro checking in and I honestly find some big noses attractive on some people. Depends on their face and it more to do with the length of the bridge and that little bump but yeah. Don't worry about your noses guys, if there's a girl like me out there for you she'll find your nose a plus.
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>>29130969
Not necessarily lifting weights but changing your body fat percentage does change your face
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>>29131005
yep it makes your jaw more pronounced
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>>29131001
>just keep swimming theres a fish 4 everyone in the sea xD

>>29130969
yes it does
most people look more attractive facially
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>>29131005
Even if he were to lift weights it wouldn't change his nose, which is his biggest problem.

Lifting weights would help him to compensate for that however
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>>29130705
>>White males with big noses
>If it's too big (beak, jewnose), you're fucked and need to get a nose job ASAP. If it's not too big (any other nose type that is somewhat bigger than average), you could even look good if the rest of your facial features (chin and jaw) are good, otherwise you're quite fucked and should invest in a nose job.

Fixed.
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>>29131032
>yes it does
what you are saying has no basis in science and is perpetuated by

revolting, smelly, sweat balding manlet gymcels who live in the gym and talk about lifting weights
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>>29130705
Big noses are fine if it fits the face.
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>>29131032
>being a pessimist when your situation is obviously shit enough by the fact you're on this board

Nice meme friend
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Big noses are hot idgaf
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>>29131064
no, what i'm saying is true
and is perpetuated by my own experience with anyone that has ever posted before/after pictures

do you think i literally said lifting weights will somehow shift the bones in your face lmao
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As a rule of thumb, big noses can look good if they're not too wide for their mouths.
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>>29131145
so what the hell are you talking about gymcelling scum?
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>>29131164
you're arguing against a strawperson
lifting weights will make you look better facially, i almost guarantee it
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>>29130947

Well that's just called being Jewish, which is only attractive on women (and even then it's only attractive if you have a sick fetish for Jewish women like I do).

Roman nose is the way to go if you're gonna have a big nose.
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>>29130705
I remember this guy from gaia. He was always posting his face. He posted vids too
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>>29130911
I was gonna say, you can tell he has a noodleneck and his head looks like its too small and womanly, if he put on weight he could fill out and his features would look better and sharper. So many guys who don't work out will never know their truer, chadder form. The superior being
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>>29131020
And being fit gives you that healthy glow and improves your bloodflow, this is not only good for your body but mind and even your penis and sperm will benefit. If more nerds with big brains worked out, you could be superhuman
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>>29130705
This kid is jewish 100%.
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>>29131469
>lifting weights increases the size of your head
just about fucking done
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>>29130852
You look fine dude, good thing you got that haircut. I also have frizzy hair, so I always keep it short. You cannot have long hair when it gets frizzy.

No you are not going to pick up women on looks alone, most men cannot do this. You have to get money and resources. Women are evolutionary wired to love resources. Therefore I would be much more concerned with your brain than I would be with your looks.
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>>29131597
Yeah you have fat and muscle under your scalp layer, look it up dingus, even his neck is shrimpy and untoned. Most women have a better developed muscle layer than him
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the worst is pig asian nose on men.

thank god i have a tiny bit of white genes in me.
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So far, I agree with OP, except for the fact that large angular noses on white males can definitely work.

Are we just going to pretend that Adam Driver isn't a millennial sex symbol?
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>>29131469
>>29130911
>lift and gain weight
>neck thickens
>lose jaw definition

jdimsa

pic jamesfrancorelated
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>>29130705
That man looks like a young Ryan Stiles.

That's pretty cool. He should embrace that he looks kind of goofy.

It's much better than being a fat weirdo. That's a hard thing to embrace.
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Big noses, in general, are a bimorphic trait. Men have big noses, women have small noses. It's testosterone in most instances responsible for enlarging the nose, and men with large noses are more masculine. I don't know what's going on with the beak nosed beta boy in OP, to be honest, but it doesn't surprise me the majority on /r9k/ would be against big noses, because you're likely a bunch of tiny nosed low muscle dicklets.
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>>29132136
Nobody likes overly pronounced traits. Ops pic has the stereotypical jew nose, which people tend to make fun of. Its not the worst thing that could happen to you, but nobody considers big jew noses like that to be hot.
Generally speaking I've never heard anyone say big noses are hot. Why do you think characters have dot noses in anime? Because our ideal human has a small nose.
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>>29131706
That probably happened because too many cheese burgers and he already had a smaller jaw. He still looks fine, probably just needs to not move his face into that pose anymore
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>>29131325
Who is this girl again?
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>>29130852
Big improvement, what work did he get done? Nose job, chin implant, and haircut?
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>>29130872
me.
i got it from my mom, but she fixed her nose with surgery.

my nose is the cause of my exile from society. ever since puberty my life has been fucked. i was literally genetically predisposed to be a virgin loser, and my parents even brought me to fucking scandinavia so i can compete with these tall, blue-eyed blondes.

i actually went to a clinic to get a rhinoplasty, but i pussied out in the end because i was afraid of the risks. plus it cost way too much.
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>>29132632
Just do a google search. There are a lot of people identifying a big nose as a turn on. A lot of the men considered best looking have big noses. Small noses are attractive, yes -- in women.
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>>29131055
>which is his biggest problem
That's an issue that can be fixed if he has the money.


He has no jaw which I think is a bigger issue.
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>>29132632
Why do animes have big eyes? Cus its cute and looks like a baby. Dipshit.
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>>29132136
Lol just WHAT the shit are you on about??

Nose size isn't tied to test you shitstick. It's tied to phenotype and various other factors.
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>>29130852
I want to murder every male that has got plastic surgery.

It just pisses me off how they literally have to cheat to keep their SHITTY FUCKING GARBAGE genes afloat.

I hope he dies in a car accident.

I have more respect to lifelong neet virgins.
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>>29130705
>Any females with big noses
>no matter what, you'll look like shit
Literally and objectively wrong
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Don't despair as a white guy.

I'm a white male with a potato-ish nose that has a lot of acne scars from a few years ago. Other looks are pretty average I guess, but bad skin and a big nose probably makes me look weird to some people.

I have no problems with girls though, I don't think I'd be good at hitting on random girls but every girl in my circle of acquaintances likes me and I even have two romantic options, all with girls that I'd consider pretty. It's really not too hard as a white guy, but that may just be my experience.

Take this as a guide:

If your head is really small and your nose is very large you should get a nosejob because those two don't really fit together

Normal or somewhat larger head: a big nose is fine unless it is SUPER crooked or fucked up

Generally, don't think about nose jobs only because your nose is large. If it's crooked or flat or fat maybe. But the most important thing is the nose-to-head ratio.
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>>29133650
Her nose is long, but it's not big.
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>>29130705
This guy is attractive, though.

The only thing he needs to fix is his chin (really weak), get a different hairstyle, etc.

His nose is big but it's straight, he has clear skin, has the whole "nice Jewish boy" thing going for him.

Chances are he's just some autistic weirdo who barely goes outside, so of course girls don't hit on him.

Also
>female with large, crooked nose

just fuck me up famalia
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>>29133650

>Brown eyes
>Nice tits
>Cheeky expression
>Big nose

She's hella cute. I love all of the above.
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>>29134048
>Nice tits
There's nothing there
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>>29134048
>she
bloxyblox
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>>29132753
https://www.flickr.com/photos/138280857@N08/

found this
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>>29133931
>This guy is attractive, though.
He ain't shit.

He got a myriad of health problems that at first took form as recessive chin, dark eye bags, shit form and so on. I can already tell he has respiratory problems and severe muscle imbalances/weaknesses.

He might have applied some fresh paint on the facade but the interior's just as shit.
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>>29133650
Her nose isnt big, her eyes are just high
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>>29130852
He's rich now. It will all work out for him.
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How bad is it on a scale of 1-10, 1 being the worst.
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>>29133650
Someone post the photoshopped version of her with a smaller face
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>>29137923
you need the context of the entire face to to give an accurate interpretation. It looks like a regular sized nose
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>>29130705
if you aren't white you're fucked anyway

better off being white with a larger nose than being a shitskin or nigger
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yeah, man, big noses are so horrible :)
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>>29139320
never really thought of him as having a large nose, but he's definitely the most attractive guy on the show
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Like this YouTuber's nose?
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>>29130705
I'd rather have a big bridge than a wide nose. I have fat lips and bug eyes (in the least nigger way you can have fat lips, bug eyes, and a wide nose) and I look like Rami Malek if he was fat.
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Large noses are masculine. They will only be a problem if they don't fit the rest of your face.

I felt bad about my big nose when I was in like middle school, but then I went through puberty, other features became more masculine and it turned out pretty good.
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>>29130705
the megajew
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>>29140631
me too, and im a girl so its worse for me
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>>29130705

oh my god, except for the nose (mine is a button nose) he looks exactly like me.
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>>29130705
I have the exact same nose as that guy. Hasn't really caused me any problems except at school where I was known as "pidgeon boy"
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Its not the nose that causes problems, virgem, its the lack of a chin.
Poor jaw definition can totally ruin an otherwise attractive face - see the nation of England for examples of why chinlessness makes you subhuman.
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>>29133524
Cut myself on that edge tbfhwtfbbqfamalamdingdong
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Is mine bad? Would it look better if I went under the knife?
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>>29144255
Your jaw and nose are pretty nordic teir. It's too bad your forehead is so sloped
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>>29144315
is that only a problem from the side though?
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>>29130705
I think he looks cute. I dunno, something about his eyes and smile gives me the impression that he's really nice and sweet. Im a girl and i Would date him
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>>29144456
Generally. Unless you have a noticeably protruding brow from the front.
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>>29144255
It's a little long for sure, ideally noses are meant to be the same length as ears and the bridge shouldn't have a hump.
That said, it gives your profile character and makes it more masculine. Notice the beak on this guy. Just the highest paid male model in the world.
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>>29130705
What is wrong with you?
A big nose is a masculine trait, which is why most women like a man with a big nose.
Most male actors and models have a big nose.
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>>29130957

I have a big nose and I love women with big noses. I can't explain it. My whole life I was weirdly interested in jewish and black women until I realized what I was

My nose is perfectly straight northern euro style though like above pics so it worked out
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This is an old photo but do I need a nose job?
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>>29144801
You need a new haircut, lower bodyfat percentage and a tan.

Plastic surgery should only be considered after you've done the ol' gym, tan, laundry. Why shell out thousands of dollars for a new nose if you still look like a slob otherwise?
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>>29144576
nah i don't lol. i was slightly wrinkling my eyebrows in the pic cause sunlight was shining on my face
>>29144645
phew so its okay then
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>>29130705

Since Eva Shaved his head he actually looks quite handsome.

It was mostly the hair that fucked him over.
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Something among the lines of this op?
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>>29144916
OLD photo, I still don't have a tan though. Living in Britanistan doesn't help. Any advice for tanning?
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>>29145157
Trade off for a tanned skin in the long run is signs of aging showing up earlier.
Instead eat sweet potatoes and carrots. No you won't turn in to an oompla loompa but the beta carotene gives you a light orange-ish tint which not only looks better but is actually good for your skin unlike constant tanning.
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>>29145346
from left to right
>no tan
>tan
>carrots
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>>29145346
Thanks anon. I'll give it a go. Though my original question was do I need a nose job? My main concern is the tip is too big for my face, I used to get bullied about it man. Slightly newer pic. Ignore the ginger and roastie.
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>>29130780

He smiles genuinely and understandingly. It's one of those rare smiles with a quality of eternal reassurance in it, that you may come across four or five times in life. It faces --or seems to face -- the whole eternal world for an instant, and then concentrates on you with an irresistible prejudice in your favor. It understands you just as far as you want to be understood, believes in you as you would like to believe in yourself, and assures you that it has precisely the impression of you that, at your best, you hoped to convey.
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>>29145545
From that angle it's hard to say considering there's also some lens distortion going on. But I'll have a go.
Judging by the shape of your tip you most likely have a thick skinned nose. Meaning you will never get a super defined tip as the skin laying over the bone and cartilage is thicker than your average nose. Genetic, nothing you can do about it. You'd need a very experienced surgeon (and more expensive) to do it because you don't wanna end up with a pinched nose.
That said, again the angle might be misleading, but your nose is a little on the long side and the hump on your bridge and the shape of the tip balance it out by make it seem shorter.
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Its not a good thing, you need a god tier jaw and high cheekbones to pull it off. However most guys that think they have big noses really don't. Just because you don't have a girly little slope nose does not mean you have a bird beak.
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all it takes is braces rhinoplasty and better hygiene bro
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