I am not a criminal.
There are murderers and rapists with girlfriends, therefore I deserve one.

I don't, honestly.
I wouldn't want to burden somebody with my bullshit

>>29128892
Im a male I deserve a girlfriend.

Because I'm a legitimately nice guy (not white Knight) and there must be girls out there who won't find happiness with normie scum but I can give them what they need.

(ugly girls need not apply)

Because I'm apparently not allowed to kill myself.

If I can't kill myself, at least let me have a chance at being happy.

Also if women want to ignore me, I should be able to opt out of paying tax to a welfare state that supports them.

I ask myself this question everyday and come to the conclusion that I don't. At the same time though i see the shittiest people who have amazing relationships and think to myself that the majority of people don't deserve one so I'm trying anyway.

I may pretend to be emotionally dead but I'm actually very sentimental. If I actually had a gf that I could feel connected to I would treat her really nice and love her with all my heart.
I don't think I will ever find one though.

>>29128931
a rock is not a criminal
why should a girl pick you over a rock

>>29129144
lol roasted xd

>>29128892
I'm not ridiculously ugly and I would pretty much do anything for my partner if she asked for me to do so.