You did remember to brush your teeth and shower today, right, robots?
>>29128243
N-no...
I can't smell myself, so no else will, r-right?;_;
>>29128243
Haven't brushed my teeth in 5 days.
Haven't bathed in 16 days.
>>29128315
Pic of teeth?
yes i brush my teeth everyday and shower every night
>>29128310
You can't smell yourself because you're so used to the smell., but everyone else can.
>>29128473
>night shower master race
Shaves those minutes off the morning routine.
>>29128310
I can smell myself. I put on clean clothes though so I hope it hides the smell, still though when I make any big leg movement or stay in one place too long I can smell the crotch stench creeping up. My pits are ungodly, like really potent, but I love them. Also, 1 1/2 months no shower so far.
>>29128243
How can you not shower and brush your teeth? It only takes 10 minutes out of your day.
I showered for the first time in 2 weeks or so just now. Still need to brush my teeth though. I brushed them a few days ago.
>>29128590
Mental illness.
Motivation is a hard thing.
>>29128590
10 minutes I could've spent on /r9k/. I do try to brush my teeth at least twice a week if I can remember just because I don't want to deal with tooth pain. But I don't see the point in showering regularly.
>>29128491
N-not true, that's a myth.
>>29128243
Nah, my teeth are already fucked. I can't be bothered to take care of them. I only shower when the oily skin becomes too much to bare.
1. Find a spoon
2. Lick the back of spoon
3. Wait 10-20 seconds
4. Smell and post results
How does your breath smell, r9k?
>>29128243
I once tried the water only shower technique to see if it increased my sexual allure on females.
Apparently after a while your body begins to process its own greases as long as you just wash with only water and wear no deodorant.
I can't say the effectiveness because I don't know many females.
Cold shower masterrace reporting in.
>>29128738
I honestly think it is. It's just what cleanfags assume because they think there's no way someone would not shower if they knew they smelled, therefore they must not be able to smell themselves. But the truth is by contrast you can very well smell your own smell when it gets really bad, otherwise if you can't smell it no one else can.
>>29128793
stinky feet and pepper.
>>29128590
>Sub-10 minute showers
You're fucking filthy, I guarantee it.
I take my showers at night so not yet
