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How the FUCK do you hope to compete against THIS?
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How the FUCK do you hope to compete against THIS?
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Confirmed 10 inches
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Another 10" cock
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>>29128089
Eat good pussy, have good tempo, grind against their g-spot
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>>29128089

I don't compete against it
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>>29128089
I will never have sex with a woman

I don't need to compete if I am not playing the game
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>>29128127

but but but anything over 7 inches hurts! She can't take it! Its impossible!
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Massive horse cocks are only good for porn large gapping pussy.
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I don't understand why this thread is so popular on a board composed almost entirely of virgins who have never even spoken to a female. It's not as if they're ever going to see your dick to begin with, let alone have it inside of them, so what are you worried about?
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>>29128192
Well she doesn't take it.

I'm 6.5'' and they complain and say I should not smash full throttle with half of the girls I fuck.
Still, having rationalize this and experiencing girls don't seem to crave more at all, I myself like porn with cock larger than me

>>29128089
I can honestly say I would never want to go over 8''. And the dick in your pic stops being aestetic for being too thin for it's length.
Pic related is a nice monster cock - too bad it's an American/Jewish one
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>>29128300
or this one.

I'd like to know to what extent getting it hard becomes a problem at this stage. I mean it needs more blood for sure.
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How the fuck do you expect to compete against THIS??
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>>29128378
I'm normally 7" but it isn't super hard. If I edge for a good hour or have a couple of beers, coke or molly, I've measured up to 8.5". I'm relatively healthy too and have a resting heart rate of 65 bpm. It probably depends on the size and fitness of a person (I'm 6'3)
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>>29128089
9 inches here. Ive had girls ready to fuck until they see it.
I've had girls tell me to stop half way through because it hurts.
I constantly scrape teeth on blowjobs, and no one can take it far enough to feel good.
I made a virgin cry.
Honestly, I love it just for the look, but I don't think anything over 7 is practical. It's like tits. When you get past a certain size it's just for the look, not for sex.
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>>29128927
> doesn't post pictures
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>>29128977

I, for one, am grateful that at least a single person on 4chan went out of their way to reduce the cock-count on here by 1.
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>>29128927
I don't quite understand why they'd say "no I don't want sex with this". I can only imagine they had very bad experiences of getting pocked before, but otherwise I don't see the rationale of a girl not wanting to go on with sex when you're both hot. If you playfully say "I'll be careful", why would they back down? I'd suppose they want to get fucked if you're that far, no matter the dick size.

(I'm the 6.5'' guy in >>29128300)
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>>29128977
>2016
>not bragging on the autist board about your 14x7 inch dong that you use to plunge all pussy within a 25 sq mile radius of your moms house
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>>29129150
How the hell do people jack off to this shit its like getting off to animal porn.
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>>29128378
That gif looks super comfy
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>>29129181
>he doesn't get off to beast

You need to be 18 to browse this board.
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>>29128300

What a dumb face.
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>>29129181
let me tell you a little thing about forced perspective

Forced perspective is a technique which employs optical illusion to make an object appear farther away, closer, larger or smaller than it actually is. It manipulates human visual perception through the use of scaled objects and the correlation between them and the vantage point of the spectator or camera.

so the dong is closest to the camera, she's literally reaching up to suck on the bottom of the dude's balls

so think about this

hold a small object, say your smartphone or wallet... 4 inches above another object and compare the relative appearance of size

you dum dums watch so much porn and observe nothing it just drifts past you and all the remains is the insecurity and the taboo
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>>29129150
Apparently it just hurts. Or they think it will. I mean have you seen that walk they have afterwards? That can't be comfortable.
I think taking a big dick is probably like a guy having anal for the first time. Body just isn't used to it.
I've asked and all I get in return is usually "I'm kinda scared" or "lol I don't want to die"
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>>29129254
>he thinks he's mature because he wants to fuck animals
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>>29128089
Most women don't care, faggot.
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>>29128089
>compete against THIS?
with this bitches love this shit
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>>29129284
Forced perspective won't magically give me a bigger dick
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How do you go all in? Is this possible? I need to find some videos.
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>>29128192
You've never been with a woman, fuck off
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How the FUCK do women hope to compete against THIS?
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>>29129289
Yes, okay, I get that. Still find it odd you couldn't get them to penetration if they are already in bed with you. It's silly being afraid if you make it clear you're aware of it.

>>29129181
Well, as I posted before, I don't like looking long but (relatively speaking) thin dicks, so I save that one for curiosity

>>29129284
The fucking cock is longer than the girls face, so it's huge by alll standards, no matter how much camera tricks you use
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>>29128192
You can fit a baby in there
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>>29128127
See this is what I don't get. I'm actually a bit self conscious about my size(average/small 5 incher here) and though I've never had a woman complain about my size and some have gone as far as saying it's"just right". I always have this thought that I could perform better or give a girl a lot more pleasure if it was bigger. But then I see these videos and it makes me think about the downside to all this. That dick's so big he can't get it all the way in and he won't even be able to ram her or powerfuck her, so there would be no change in rhythm or even creativity. Granted the bigger it is, the more variety there is for positions. But even then, the other disadvantages I just mentioned are still valid. So it's just confusing how this is seen as an advantage. Granted most women can get used to it after a while but then again I wouldn't know.
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>>29128089

Too big. My bf is only around 5.1x5.4 and honestly that's enough. Although I am sort of short(5'5") he's 5'6".

Lots of fives
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>>29129562
This one is photoshopped.
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>>29129715
Why do you need to lie to yourself? I'm 6.3 and I'd take another inch without a second doubt.
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>>29128927

So fucking true... I'm large too and have the same problems. The only people who would think having a having a dick that long would be practical are are virgin robots.
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>>29129715
See this is what I don't get. I'm >>29128300 and I reported (among others on 4chan before) that at 6.5'' the "don't poke me, pls go softer" problems already start.

Why do you think it's seen as an advantage? The story goes like this: There are girls who report of small dicks being unsatisfying, so those men feel inferior and from this a larger cock get idolize and a very large one gets idolized more - among men! Men want to have a bigger dick than their neighbors. Past average, it's not about women. Women don't reject men for having average dicks, they reject them for whatever comes with low social status.

>>29129654
not sure if trolling
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>>29129832
You just contradicted yourself though.
How can you say only men care about it when a woman said it was unsatisfying?
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>>29129896
Again: Too short is unsatisfying. Men with below average dicks feel not masculine.
Thus "bigger" is glorified per se.

In turn, men want 9 inch dicks when women never really ask for it. Women aren't craving for huge cock the way many men crave for big tits. Sure there are size queen, but it's then more a fetish thing.
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>>29129982
It's funny, the only people who want 9 inch dicks are the guys who are already above average.
Guys with small dicks would be completely fine with 6-7 range.
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>>29128089
My dick is 6-7 inches 8 on a good day, and I've been told it's a 'good size'.

I think most of the time girls don't want something too big as that hurts, but if you're below 6 90% of women would cheat on you due to being insufficient in every department.
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>>29129982
>>29130024
>>29130103
Where do you mongs get your "facts" lol
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>>29128927
qft even in porn many pornstars can only take like half the really long dicks and cant get fucked hard, limited on positions etc.
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>>29130103
>My dick is 6-7 inches 8 on a good day
Yeah no, your dick doesn't magically gain 2 inches depending on the weather. Fuck off retard.
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Im 6"x5" on the nose... Am I going to make it?

I want my girl to like how it looks too or at least be mildly turned on seeing it.
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>>29128927
>I made a virgin cry.

Same. And I'm not even quite 6in
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>>29130186

Dudes are so retarded with shit like that. Its like guys that are 5'9 saying "i'm about 6foot ish". Umm no, you're exactly 5 foot 9 inches tall, 175cm. Not "6 foot ish".
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Fuck, I'm stuck with an insufficient penis. When I'm the hardest, I'm about 6 inches at most. This is not enough for most women. Meanwhile there are Chads blessed with god-tier genetics that can easily have 8 inch penises.

Fuck my entire life, everything I have is mediocre. It also doesn't go well with the fact that I'm only 5'10'' at most, too.

I'm not a real man. I can't compete or even hope to be able to get an average girl.
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>>29129896
He just said that too short is not satisfying - and that's true. Short dicks are unsatisfying.
But he's right about the second part : men are the ones who want a massive dick.

Funny thing is, women actually fall for the big dick meme til they get fucked by one. It always look appealing to them, but it doesn't feel good when it's too big.
Pretty much the same thing with massive cowtits : it always look good but, unless you have a massive tits fetish, you don't give a damn because you know it will look so bad once she's 35yo.
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>>29130186
> Dicklet this mad

it depends on how horny you are, your blood pressure, how much you've eaten (I've never been able to wank on an empty stomach)

Believe it or not the bigger you are the more you have to work with. A dicklets cock won't change size much but a 'bigger' guy (7"+) won't always be 100% erect with every boner
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>>29130118
That too big is unpractical is just a hypotheses that have not been contradicted by my experiences with girls and reports of other guys. I'm just an inch above average and girls like it, but some also stop me during sex from going in fully fast and it's really dissatisfying.

And /reddit/ is the only place on the whole wide web where you can find some girls saying they want something over 8 inches - and you really must search and believe they are girls.
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>>29130326
>All these bullshit with no source
Quit lying on the internet.
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>>29128089

Long is not the best,. You need girth. Wide stretching girth.
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>>29130186
Oh but it does. If I'm horny as fuck I've seen my dick become a monster, like you couldn't imagine.

It's quite a good trait I've been blessed with, progressively my dick gets larger and larger with a girl I'm fucking whilst their vagina gets larger as the fucking unfolds.

It's good man (:
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>>29130329
It is impractical all it can do is vaginal fucking for some time before you have the girl wailing in pain. Also this isnt about what women think this is about what men think if we based things on what women wanted we would say you might as well transplant a horse's cock on you.
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>>29130389
Post your autistic role-playing fantasy elsewhere you ugly neck beard
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>>29130118
From, you now, real girls, not guys pretending to be girls on the internet

And I'm not saying a big dick looks bad for a girl... Actually they will always find big dicks sexy n shit. They just don't like how it feels when having sex.
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>>29130426
Search cunnilingus on the internet.

You can still compete with the big boys with your small member, don't worry man (:

{spoiler] yo'ure dick is still small though [/spoiler]
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>>29130351
What's the point of all the comment insulting and calling for "source" just because some guy says something about himself and his experiences ... about dicks.

Of course, you could ask for a study with ever post, but nobody actually has to gain anything here.

Anyway, I also find an inch a little bit much to lose, but there have been times for me too where I wasn't erect enough too get it in (pushing rope) but apparently erect enough to think it could work.
And when I see something on the web that turns me on and I go for a spontaneous fap session, I'm also usually harder and bigger than when it comes to basic casual sex with my gf, especially when it's the second time sex in 2 hours or so.

>>29130241
I always come back to liking "titcows", but yes it's hotter in a dress and if you grope your big titted girl in a t-shirt, than if you do missionary and the E cup pancakes inevitably just hang down to the sides.
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>>29129150
>niggercock

fuck off
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>>29130241
But the reasoning is justified no?
>guy has a small dick
>reads about how small dicks are unsatisfying and how woman complain
>now wants a big dick

Ultimately, the catalyst for a mans insecurity is a woman.
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>>29130481
>Newfag can't even spoiler correctly
>Still thinks anyone believes his cringey fantasy
You know they have RP threads for this thing right?
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>>29128192
I leave r9k for a year and this is the new meme. The evolution.... Is getting more extreme
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be a person people would like to be with
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>>29130481
Oral sex won't even be enough to satisfy the dicking a girl craves

>t someone whose perfected oral sex and has a small dick
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>>29128089
why would you want to compete when you can simply opt out?
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>>29129766
I never lied to myself. I did say I'd definitely would want it to be bigger. But then I look at all the disadvantages and honestly I never know what to think.

>>29129832
Yeah I get that. I guess I also see it as a disadvantage since. Some of my friends just make their dick bulge through their pants. Meanwhile I can't do that so I gotta talk my way to the girl that's left(this is a stereotypical college scenario, 3 dudes, 3 chicks) since the other two just adjust their pants they're in. I have to in a sense "prove myself worthy" of fucking that girl since I'm not Longdick Johnson. And sadly this has led me to be sloppy seconds more than twice since the girl I fucked a couple of times tells her friend, then I would either get a sense of false pride and reject her or just proceed to fuck her. Sure this may be a win for some people since I got a 2 for 1. But in the end I just see it as getting beat to punch.
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>>29130647
>eating pussy at all
Fucking disgusting my dick has been there why the fuck would I put my lips near that. Also I hate feeling submissive to a woman I have to dominate any woman I fuck.
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>>29130647
This, even if it works for awhile eventually she'll get bored. It's just true, I don't know why people deny it. Size matters, and telling people with small dicks that it doesn't isn't helpful and won't make them feel better.
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>>29130502
going to need a link to that webm
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>>29130561
>cringey fantasy
>having a dick that slightly varies in size depending on horniness

As delusional as that best friend's dick you could have sucked when you were 13, I bet.
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Fucking whiteys
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>>29130755
Can't help ya, sorry

>>29130671
you care too much about something that's not really relevant. I'd say "grow up"

>>29130691
I also tend to be naturally dominant, but eating pussy is just fun, I woudn't want to miss it.
Besides, my dick is clean - why would I have a problem putting my mouth there!?
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>>29130753
>Size matters, and telling people with small dicks that it doesn't isn't helpful and won't make them feel better

But this isn't what we are saying. Small dicks are bad.
We're just talking about the "le big dick meme" and how it's just a meme.
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This thread is pretty gay
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>>29130762
>best friend's dick you could have sucked when you were 13
Don't project your gay summer camp experiences onto me you flaming homo.
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>>29130691
Because it's my dick, why would I care?
Also, you usually eat pussy before penetration.

Also I'm a switch so I love going from being submissive to absolutely dominating them. It's kind of fun being harassed up until the point where you want to destroy the girl your fugging.
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>>29130940
Your pretty gay, fgt.
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>>29128089
by not being a fat fuck
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>>29128089
Too thin. Girls like wide dicks because spreading their pussies feels the best.

>>29128104
But this guys got a pretty thick one and it's long. But only one of them counts.
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>>29131169
>Switch
>That moment when you've been a good submissive up until that point, but now it's your turn go full berserk mode.

Best sex I've ever had, no doubt.
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This is why im legitimately single, i wont be able to please a women therefore she would end up leaving me sooner or later, if only i could tell my parents why im a virgin who has not shown a slight interest in girls... i rather they just carry on thinking im gay.

Asians love small dicks though...right?
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>>29131384

Have you thought about going for guys? I'm bi and I don't care what size a guys dick is.
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>>29128300
Hey, thats my cock!
Well not really... but mine is actually identical to this one.
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>>29131429
I actually prefer guys with smaller dicks if they're gonna fuck me.
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>>29131429
Im not attracted to guys, sorry i just cant. I would accept a blowjob from a guy maybe but anything else no...... I like pussy.
I always thought gays were the most size queens though.
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>>29131498
I'm not gay, just bi but i've never been too hung up on dick size. I'm six inches myself and kinda thick and almost every guy I ever did anything with was way smaller than me. And they always seem to appreciate my dick more since it's bigger so that's fun.

I don't do anal though, I prefer to be the one fucking so I guess maybe that's it.
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>>29130570
For the love of god, leave

You aren't missing anything of value
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