Does /r9k/ try to find love on tinder? I've gotten a few lays from it, and one relationship.
How ladylike of her!!
Muh Christian maiden
How do you do it op. I usually grab them keep their interest for 2-3 days then they flake on me when I go for meeting them irl or they quit replying to me by text.
Am I not being forward enough? Too boring? My looks are fine. I've had a few say I'm attractive, and I get 5 matches a day on average.
More feminine
She didn't swipe right.
>>29126209
That one word says more than a whole paragraph could.
>tfw haven't gotten a match in like 4 weeks
>>29126269
> 6 ft tall
>muscular somewhat but not roided
>white
>no facial deformities
>good nose
I just start small talk about work and school and what she is doing in the summer then ask for her number and schedule something like going to a bar or getting a bite to eat.
>>29126309
My bot-sense is tingling tbqh
>>29126382
If she was a bot she would have swiped right.
>>29126406
Ah, jeez, I thought right was the bad swipe.
I tried tinder and the roastie cunt somehow found out where I worked, brought 4 of her roastie friends, stacked up a huge bill, then threw hot coffee at my hard-working Vietnamese boss, humiliated me, and pulled a tub of dishes out of the cabinet, breaking about $150 worth of nice plates and cups, then walked out without paying for their $120 bill
Tinder, not even once
>>29126376
I'm extremely lazy for this shit. I can talk for hours, make witty remarks and whatnot, but it feels like beetles eating me from the inside out just for wasting my time like that. I'm fucked up.
>match with girl
>she messages first
>talk for a bit
>seems cool
>ask her if she wants to meet for coffee
>no response for 20 MINUTES
P A N I C
>>29126288
do it faggot
>>29126592
she's gone forever buddy
>>29126690
no she just responded and said that sounds nice :)
>>29126209
>Always thought I was a kissless virgin because of poor social skills, but that I had a slightly above average face.
>In months not a fucking match who wasn't a bot.
>Liking every pic every day, from hambeasts to supermodels with no more luck.
>Sure there was a glitch somewhere, trying everything to make the damn thing work, going crazy over this shit.
>Still not one match.
Th-thanks Tinder.
At least I guess I have no regrets left about what could be if I was better with people.
>>29126707
lift and become ripped
>>29126267
>Christian
>Has premarital sex
>barely any matches at home
>go on holiday to America and mention I'm English in my profile
>get loads of matches
Just beeee yourself in another country
I do but never get matches.
When I do it's always a bot or a ghost.
What do.
>>29126376
Yep. I've been doing that. They just keep flaking when I want to meet or start ignoring my texts. The shitty part is that it feels like we have good chemistry for the first 1-2 days.
>>29126309
>duke
>that hot
fake detected
>>29126209
WHAT DO YOU WRITE IN YOUR TINDER BIO
I don't get any matches and I feel like it's because I don't have a bio I have no idea what to put.
>>29127588
I've been getting significantly more matches since I wrote a bio fit for a Bond supervillain.
Typically when using Tinder outside of big cities, every girl in your area has seen your profile within 3 days of you joining.
Obviously, none of them were interested.
>>29126536
How the fuck did that happen? And why?
>>29127588
I'd use this if I were a USbot.
Instead I just say that I'm a stem student, play the saxophone and long boards (yes that's gay but chicks don't think it is)
>>29126209
>swedish
IODIGNAL
>>29127588
what an ugly feet lol
>>29127588
No, it's because you're ugly.
>get okay amount of matches
>girls never respond
>app is exciting when i get a match but get sick of it even after a match
also
>match with qt asian girl
>she's super flirty and shit and i play it nonchalant
>she asks for my #
>eventually set up a date at panera
>meet her in person and she's waaaay different than what her pictures suggested and portrayed
>she's definitively overweight, and none of her pictures convey that
god I fucking hate, hate, HATE this shit. I was on the lookout for girls who hide their arms/bodies in pictures and would always swipe left unless they could carry it well or had a pretty face, but I absolutely got tricked this time.
What is it with girls with body issues hiding their weight? If they were more upfront or honest or whatever, just... I don't know. I wasted 24 bucks and a drive on a girl I'm not attracted to and didn't know looked like this, fuck.
>>29127805
That's not a picture of the anon who posted it, moron.
>>29126267
>26 years
>3 kids
>that big ass cross pendant.
kek
>>29127828
I know, dumbass. He can still be ugly and that's the reason he doesn't get matches.
Online dating is really simple.
>>29126267
>ride 4 wheelers
Translation:
>"I like to fuck 4 guys at once"
>>29127588
My bio just says that im fast on a bicycleim a bike messenger
>>29127882
if your penis looks like a wheel you may need to see a doctor
>>29126241
You can't even see her face
Why do people do this?
>>29127588
"Currently getting into weight lifting but I like writing, music, movies, cats, and various alcohols. Dogs aren't bad. I'm pretty good with really bad puns."
feel like i sound like an idiot/douche/pretentious asshole
used to just say "nice" and i think i got more matches with that desu
Tindr threads on r9k. Allow me to be the first one to point out what pathetic pathological bitches you are for going on tindr while pretending to be robots.
>but we never said we were robots
THEN GTFO MY R9K
UNREEWORTHY
>>29128133
Fuck off autist. To post on hete You don't need to be a robot (read: socially incopetent lossless virgin who does nothing but watch anime in his parents house and blaming "normies" for everything wrong with his life)
>>29127805
I have FACE HEIGHT and FRAME so I'm preeeetty sure that's not it
>>29128259
Fuck off Normie. To post on hete you have to be a Robot (read: ascended phsyical love for internet and wealth)
Stop blaming Robots for claiming the board that's actually Robot9000
>>29127588
I wrote down shit like "I like music and movies" and finished it off with the special talent quote
>>29126209
So relationship. You won't go to the church to find some love,but a cum guzzling bitch from tinder is enough for you.
>>29126241
>old fasioned personality
>belly piercing and booty shorts
>>29128711
dude im totally stealing this, i hope u dont mind
>>29127588
Just post your height if you're over 6ft.
If you're under 6ft and under, delete your tinder.
>>29129042
>go to church
Implying we're dumb enough to conform to the ideology of the world's most notorious pedophile boy-touchers.
>>29126536
what did your boss do afterwards?
>>29129164
>being a cath*lic
>>29126288
>do not hesitate to respond if you are nig-
dropped
>>29129266
>As if ALL other religions don't make the world a safer and more accommodating place for pedos everywhere
>>29127820
>2016
>being catfished
>get Tinder
>read some of the profiles
>all the stacys want outgoing chads
>uninstall
>go back to my animu
OHOHOHOHO
this just happened guys
>>29129775
>being gay
>2016
keep it up man!
>>29129913
(I am gurl)
>>29129929
(I am liar)
>>29129944
Well summon the guy who matched me maybe he will find out for sure
>>29129775
oh god this is why we have these dumb facebook whores on 4chin now
fucking disgusting
>not making a Stacy profile and matching with all the chads so you can study their behavior and mimic it
>>29126860
Moving to the US in a few months. I can't wait.
>>29129987
I was probably here before you so shut the fug up
>>29129990
come to think of it, it's so retarded it can actually work, eh?
>>29127711
because women are whores and were so infuriated that I had the audacity to approach a woman when I wasn't Chad
>>29129230
hes been through a revolution and american invasion, seen his family and countrymen murdered, so it isn't very easy to upset him. He was mad but was more so at a loss to why "Americans think they can act like children" or why the fuck anybody would even do something so god damn stupid and pointless.
He asked if I knew those girls (they were jeering at me and calling my name) but I denied it. He laughed and said I wasn't exactly the type to pull girls or "make them crazy" anyways, then said to not tell anyone I worked there anyhow because I was getting paid under the table
>>29129987
What's wrong with Facebook? Its not like I'm a normie, and there are some good funny pages to like. Even official pages for pepe and feels but. Also part of the /r9k/ group so I can talk to fellow bots without them posting on my wall for my IRL friends to see
>>29129987
I have 2 people on my Facebook.
This is my profile and I match r9k guys and all Chad's are boring if you want to know
Hey hi how r u good
Etc etc
You won't learn anything
>>29126707
There might actually be a glitch. My facebook had a problem connecting to Tinder resulting in me having very few matches. I'm 7/10 def not ugly. If you get no matches at all (not even bots), it's probably a glitch.
>>29130097
"I- swear I'm a girl!!!!"
>>29130097
>>29130086
>>29130022
are you justifying telling all your slut friends about 4chan? This was a secret clubhouse, untill you faggots came along
fuck you normies die in a fire
>>29130134
I should add, "I hate boys".
>>29130162
I DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS SO I CANT TELL THEM
Hate hate hate hate hate you
>>29130162
That wasn't even all me
BUT I STILL HATE YOU I HOPE YOURE ALWAYS SAD
>>29130188
>that bio
Yo, ever tried pissing into a bottle of bleach, shaking it and taking a deep breath from it? It smells real good, you should try.
>>29130247
i will, thanks
HAH NOT ORIGINAL, NOT ON THIS BOARD
>>29127855
The bigger the thing to cover is, the bigger the shield has to be.
>>29127588
No bio is a no no, but making it too long is even worse.
Best is something short; playful if you are bold.
"I make the best Vegan salad - come over Come over for netflix and NomNomNom to get a taste yourself"
"Gregor Samsa is a friend of mine".
(if you go for semi intelligent girls.)
"Curious Hiker searching for someone to bring along to his next adventure".
Something like that.
If you are attractive as fuck (but socially retarded) something very direct like.
"I am here for Casual Reasons. Don't go serious on me" can work as well.
Heck, when you are ripped as fuck "Bend over the table and spread your cheeks" might work even, if you are in and going for the right demographic (ghetto trash).
Overall tinder is cancer though.
I recommend BlendR instead.
>>29126241
>old fashion personality
>belly piercing, cunty personality and cocky, masculine ego
She's a real sweetie pie. Would fit in the 1940's no trouble.
>>29126209
I fell for the tinder meme and I'm lucky to get one match a week despite swiping right on everyone.
people who are capable of actually having a tinder and interacting with girls are not robots, you are failed normies at worst, leave this board now. I am way too socially anxious to ever create a Tinder and if I ever did get a match I would just delete the app and never sign in again, because that's what a robot does.
>>29128711
Dream job: literally getting a job so you can never get fired for being lazy. Pure niggerdom.
>>29126267
>If you don't like children please move on.
No shit? If I don't like children I shouldn't message her, I'm glad she told me that.
Seriously, why can some of these girls not help themselves but sound as bitchy as possible when saying shit like this? Do they assume the men reading are retards, or are they themselves retards that don't realize how passive-aggressive they sound?
>>29130353
Then you are fat or ugly. Most likely both.
>>29126747
>single mom
She probs divorced someone
>>29130188
A genuine girl gee wiz!!!!!!
>>29130097
>have two people on my faceberg
>tinder requires 50 faceberg friends to use
Questionmarkblackman.jpg
>>29130627
Mate, I think that's a myth cause then it wouldn't work.
>>29130627
That's bullshit. I didn't have any friends on facebook (don't use it and don't have any real ones anyway), but I was still able to install tinder, it was just asked for my number.
