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What would you do for a cock like this? He's 11"
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What would you do for a cock like this?

He's 11"
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looks pretty fucking stupid desu

being 7 inches is more than enough for most girls I've been with
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I can get a cock like that every weekend.
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That seems fucking awful. What girl is gonna fuck you? She's gonna have to be quite a whore to fit it.
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>no anal sex
>no deep throat
>no rought pussy fuck

lel why to live with a dick like this. seriously 5.5 - 7.5 is ideal.
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>>29124965
Isn't it a bit too big? I thought that 8'' was like maximum for women to feel any pleasure after that it was just balant pain that they hide cause they can show their friends how big dick they sucked and fucked.
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>>29125020
heh, clever
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I'd kill to get my foreskin back.
Fucking Americuck doctors.
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OP fell for "size matters" meme kek
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>>29124965
I want to jack it off and put my mouth on it and swallow his cum. I wouldn't want to have it myslef though lol that would be shitty. I'm fine with my 8 incher.
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>>29125081
What does it feel like in your pants? Doesn't it hurt 24/7.
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What is he going to do with that dick? She can't fit it in her mouth, if he fits it in her pussy or ass he's going to hit her intestines. You would only be able to fuck black women with those giant asses to ever actually fuck.

Not even jealous, this is coming from a guy with an above average size penis, 5.75 inches aka the perfect size.
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>>29125144
6 incher here, girls always say I feel "just right". We master race boys
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Absolutely nothing.

I'm holding at 7 right now and I already have to be careful that I don't hit the cervix. I can't even go balls deep with 50% of the women I sleep with.
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>>29125144
>>29125183

5.5x5 here can i join you guys?
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>>29124965
Thats clearly photoshopped

and this >>29125053

Most girls that say they like big dicks dont actually want one when they have one. They will rave about loving big dicks but will keep on telling you to go slower and and make you stop

Im only 7x6 and ive had girls refuse to let me in them because it was too big and they just blew me instead
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>>29125203
>with 50% of the women I sleep with

Half of 0 is still 0, Anon.
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>>29125246
Get that projection outta here son.
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>>29125203
>>29125246
Get roasted
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8 inches is like the max a lot of girls can take if you foreplay, otherwise you'll hit their cervix. And btw, all girls have the same size asshole and vagina, the only difference mostly is how much fat is there. Most women average the same, and nothing about having sex a lot makes it so you can take bigger dicks. Come on guys, if a baby can come out and it still be a vagina, your dick isn't doing anything.
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>>29124965

If I had a choice to upgrade from my 6x5 inch I would go with 8x6.5 or 8x7. It's ideal for rough, deep, fast sex. Girth would expand vaginal cavity and cover a lot of surface area and cause a lot if friction for pleasure. 11' is just silly.
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Based off surveys of women, most women say the ideal dick size is 6.4 inches. The number of women who prefer dicks above 7 inches are a minority.

Anybody who thinks they're gonna be going balls deep full throttle with anything above 7.5" is still a fucking virgin or fucks animals.
>>29125322
Giving birth isn't pleasurable. Like it literally tears that pussy up.
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>>29125081
Don't worry, anon.

That's partially why we should be supporting embryonic stem cell technology; it could make it regrow back as good as new. All we have to do is get pro-lifers to stop whining about "muh foetus".
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>>29124965

That is pretty big, but not 11".

9, maybe 9.5 tops.
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>>29125460
It's way longer than her head. Average human head is like 8-9" long.
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>>29125460
>>29125517
This, it's shopped. The original dick is 9" and doesn't even look that big tbqh senpai.
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>>29124965
Not much, I don't even think my anus can stretch that far.
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I've always wondered, doesn't having a cock that large cut off blood to other more important areas? I'm only 7" and I still feel uncomfortable getting a boner.
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>>29125395
well thats including the most slutty women as well because what non roastie is going to fill out surveys about perfect dick size.
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>>29125140

No, the head desensitizes over time because of the constant friction. Hence, you can now slap my dick head and it would feel like nothing. A reason why blowjobs don't feel like anything.

I envy you intact guys, cause my sex life is ruined because of a backwards ritual to stop boys from masturbating.
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>>29125053
more like 7"-8" anon but whatever helps you feel better.
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>>29125051
hang out around maternity wards, pick up chicks that just gave birth. Easy.
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>>29125775
Exactly

7-8 is true master size with good girth

6 inch dick can please girls yeah but a bigger dick will almost always be better
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>>29124965
Doesnt it become inconvenient at some point. Like can you imagine getting a random boner on the bus or something, there is no way to hide a fucking sub in your trousers
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Would be more of a problem than a good thing, considering I still would be unable to get laid. It'd just make pants more uncomfortable to wear.
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>>29124965
I wouldn't want 11". It wouldn't go all the way into most bitches. I would want 9" at most. I have 7 and most girls say it's pretty good but not the best they've had, and a few petite girls have said it's too much for them. I could use another inch or two, but not 4.
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>>29125144
>above average size penis
>5.75 inches aka the perfect size
Fffffffucking kek
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>>29125961
Usually you pass out when you get an erection, so you don't actually have to experience the embarrassment.
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>>29125981
With a dick that big you could just get laid but fucking a bunch of cuck's wives
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>>29125998
Average American length is 5.2" and average girth is 4.6". That is above average. Stop watching so much porn. You're just another one of the victims of the Jew's plan to emasculate white men of the West.
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>>29125893
true but no chick except the very fucking craziest will cheat on you because of your dick size. those that will definitely got fucked by their dads.


Normal unmolested staceys cheat on you because they're cheating cunts, and then tell you it was because of your dick size because they know that its fucking terrible to hear that as a guy and they're trying to do as much emotional damage as possible during a confrontation where they're faced with the reality that they're a cunt. Everybody wants to think they're the protag, so hearing that they're a bad person as a self absorbed cunt enrages them and they lash out


for all you cucked anons out there. stop dating chicks that will cuck you, if you can't attract anything better than the crazies idk what todo
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>>29126038
Average is shit

Big dicks are rarer but they are far better
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>>29126063
You know porn girls fake all of their orgasms right? They only fuck giant cocks because they were paid obscene amounts of money to do it. They charge double for blacks.

And part of the deal is they have to pretend like they enjoy it and fake orgasms.

Also because of the popularity of amateur porn a lot of the stuff on the major sites is produced by major companies in studio with paid actors


porn is not real life, you can have a totally satisfying noncuck sex life with any sexual apparatus if you just calm the fuck down
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>>29126007
whatever you say mr bond
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>>29126063
Yes, good goyim. Fall for women's inflated standards created by Zionist propaganda.
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>>29126038
This.

I feel like most of the guys here that shame average size dicks are guys with big dicks that realize that they really aren't any more or less desirable than a guy with an average size dick.
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>>29126132
I'm not talking about porn. But life experience

I have an ok dick. 6.5 inches with decent girth, and even I've had girls tell me they wish it was bigger

It's not nice to hear, but most girls do love a big dick, especially when the guy knows how to use it
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>>29126132
Jews create websites like blacked and create cuck porn to train white men into being cucks to crush their masculine spirit and feminize them because feminine societies are easier to conquer.

That's why Islam is taking over. Because 80% of white men are pussies and cucks.

>>29126169
Stop fucking sluts then. Of course the whore that's fucked over 20 guys in her 20 years of life is going to have an inflated expectation, you're just not good enough to get normal women so you settle for the ones that have been riding the cock carousel for too long.

Women experience less relationship satisfaction the more sexual partners they have by the way.
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>>29126169
and I'm trying to communicate to you that they're telling you they wish it was bigger because they are either

1) literally trying to hurt you by exploiting a commonly known male insecurity

2) don't understand how deep this insecurity lies and think it's funny to make you squirm a little but don't really intend to do damage


or maybe they're complying with your fetish anon?
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>>29124965
guys with cocks that big have to take viagra constantly because they can't push enough blood into the cock
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>>29124965
Look down
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>>29126221
That's the fucked thing though

If my 6.5 inches is literally half an inch above average, imagine how many guys out there with big dicks are fucking most of the girls

I do agree, I've decided to stick to more wholesome girls, it's a safer bet, especially once they develop feelings they might not care as fuck that I don't have a monster dong
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>>29126255
You're probably right but this shit gets to your head and doesn't leave

Girls can be cruel I guess
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>>29126221

why would a whore with a better sense of the average have an inflated expectation? if anything she'd have a much more realistic expectation.


It's not like men don't have inflated expectations either, imagine how fucking hurtful and ridiculous it would be to get a girl naked, see that she's got prominent labia minora, and called her a roastie.

like they can't control that shit, don't fucking post the unsourced infographic on it. It's random shit. Pussy still feels tight, sex can still be satisfying, and the only reason there's an expectation is because most people (not just guys, untold masses of women don't fuck that much) don't have that much sexual experience in their teens and early twenties like most people on this board
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>>29126038
>Average American length is 5.2" and average girth is 4.6
>falling these for lies
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>>29124965
if thats danny d he's only like 8-8.5
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>>29126304
yeah they can

they also have no fucking idea how deep those fears and insecurities lie. we're a generation raised on porn. There's pros but the cons are definitely feeling inadequate compared to the paid highly surgeried actors who fuck on camera for people's entertainment
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I don't want one like that. It would be harder for me to angle it to hit the g spot with the head like I do now.
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>>29126317
Because that's not how women's expectations work.

Why do you think women have lower satisfaction in their relationships the more cocks they take? Because they are entitled cunts that once they get the top they refuse to settle for less.
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I'm Hispanic, I thought 4 1/2 inches was the national average? this is very unsettling
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>>29126384
that's fair, i don't know if I buy all this evpsych about "how women think" but I see your point.


might be self selecting too, a girl who would be unsatisfied and neurotic in a relationship would also fuck a lot of people. Both could stem from some deep pathological psychological problems.
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>>29126368
This guy here. I just want to add for all you virgins out there that you'll never know how it feels to have the warmth of that spot on the head of your penis. Forget the length, who fucking cares. This thread was made by a homosexual that scours tumblr for dick pics because he has a fetish for your posts about your insecurities. But what you're truly missing is something porn will never be able to convey.
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>>29126447
If this were the case, we would see two modes in the data, one for the normal group, and one for the neurotic group. We don't though.
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>>29126515
Have you ever learned formal statistical analysis?

Your prediction is not necessarily true
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>>29124965
Well...Now I know I will never have a fat massive cock..I'll never dare to have sex... thanks.
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>>29126554
Either there is a spectrum by which women derive satisfaction from their relationships, and that spectrum DIRECTLY relates to their desire to find new mates, or I'm right. The former is extremely unlikely however. That's just not how human brains operate. There is also no such correlation for men either, so if the data was consistent and supported what you're suggesting, we'd find a similar spread for males.
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>>29126221
>blacks
Who cares about big dicked blacks its the big dicked whites you have to be worried about really,, I have no idea why cucks jerk off to blacks fucking women must be some form of beastiality going in their mind or something.
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>>29126629
What? How would being intensely happy in a relationship lead to an intense desire to find new mates?


I'm really trying to understand what you're saying, could you unpack for me?
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>>29126317
Men have lower standards than women though. Literally proved by those statistics released by OKCupid and other websites. No man is going to look at a girl's pussy and be like "Nah sorry not fuckin" and women do not obsess over the shape of their pussies nearly to the same extent as men obsess over theirs.

Stop fucking being a cuck. Women's lives are considerably easier than men's in almost every aspect outside of menstual cramps and giving birth. Literally.
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>>29125517

Consider the perspective of the head as it moves back and under the balls, and keep in mind that the female face is generally 7 inches hairline to chin.

Porn as an industry does its best to sell a product and they do it well. A lot like you can't trust facebook photos, you can't trust a still frame of a porno.
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>>29126743
Because that's not at all what I said. Relating to =/= positive correlation, you fucking imbecile.
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>>29126790
DIRECT RELATIONSHIP

You know the words you used "direct relationsip" have a technical meaning which is similar to positive correlation right?
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>>29124965
That picture is shooped though
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>>29126762
You're living in a fantasy world, I bet looking at dicks bigger than yours and imagining a woman would prefer them gets you nice and hard doesn't it goyim


A single okcupid data dump doesn't prove shit, think about the types of people that go to okcupid for new relationships. They're not normal people.
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Holy shit it's bigger than her arm...

I'm only 6 it's so small I think I'm going to go hang myself
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>>29126937
6 is average mate. Some girls won't give a shit and some will

Bigger is better don't be fooled by the soft twats telling you otherwise

But, I'm the same size, I've never had an complaints. It helps that I don't care, if a girl wants a bigger dick, she can fuck off and find one
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>>29126902
There is nothing to actually back up your counterclaims though. Plenty of perfectly normal people use online dating, just because you make a claim otherwise does not disprove that otherwise dating websites would not be marketed to the degree that they are. Therefore the data collected from not just OKCupid, but plenty of other websites like Tinder and PoF is perfectly representative of human sexual selection in action.

And no I'm not a cuck. You completely misunderstand me, probably because you're a cuck yourself projecting your beta fantasies onto the world.
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>>29126279
>guys out there with big dicks are fucking most of the girls

How do you know this? Do you find out the dick size of the most chaddish Chads in your area?
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>>29125053
5-7
Shit, I guess I'm too big.
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>>29127154
no you're a cuck.

OK here's my problem, maybe you can help me.

I don't want to think that all women are whores, I have a sister and a mother and have had several great relationships with gfs and hookups and they've all been satisfying and human relationships. And I hear all this ridiculous shit about how "women think" and the evolutionary reasons for it and evpsych is known in the academic communities I'm a part of as generally kind of quackish. so I don't collect data and havent, but it's because thinking of women like that is so foreign and strange that I don't think anyone with professional standards has considered studying this type of thing. There's plenty of articles published for magazine/tabloid bux but those are usually not the best or citeable.

Am I delusional anon?
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>>29127320
>academic communities I'm a part of
>inb4 social science

People don't study that kind of stuff in your "academic community" because it contradicts their feminist delusions, despite the fact that it has mountains of consistency with anthropology and human behaviour. It's all rooted around the absolute UNCONTESTABLE fact that reproduction is our number one biological imperative. There is no greater human goal than propagation, despite what all those middle-aged and undesirable women who missed out on their fertility period will tell you.

So yes, you are delusional. You belong to a community of ideologues that don't subscribe to anything that makes them feel uncomfortable, even if it's true.
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>>29127481
nah dude i'm not in some west coast liberal town, people are trying to generate useful conclusions here. Not just fueling their misogynist cuck fantasies to excuse themselves for social failures.

Just realized i'm arguing with a beta bitch on r9k, going to go kill myself bye
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>>29127613
>misogynist

And there it is. You've just proven to me how much of a leftist cuck you are.

Doesn`t matter where you are by the way. Every single outlet of social science is corrupted by the feminist/marxist narrative, and you're a perfect example for why I disregard what "social scientists" say, because your department is the laughing stock of academia. Science and opinion are two separate things. Social "Science" is heavily influenced by opinion and perception ergo why nobody should give a shit what comes out of it. Matter of fact, I can't even think of any notable advancements that have come out of it. Like psychology is still practically a fucking mystery and that's perfectly proven by how inefficient mental health treatment is. Fuck I'd be surprised if a psychologist could even name off the major parts of the human brain for that matter.

Also don't understand why leftists are using the word "cuck" now as if it applies to anyone other than themselves. Just vivid projection?

Good luck with your 400lbs girlfriend that walks you like a dog by the way.
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>>29125053
>Thinking anything less than 9" is ideal
kek I feel sorry for you dicklet
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I would commit acts of treason.

I'd kill a man.
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If I cannot take the cock, I wouldn't want it as my own cock
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5 inches is average? Mine is 6,5 and I feel small as fuck. Guess it's the porn.
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>>29128238
>tfw you can't simply kill other men and absorb there penis stats
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>>29124965
Nobody in porn is 11 inches. No one. Even mandingo is like 9.5 at most. It's all camera angles and 4'11" girls.

Btw size doesn't matter unless it's too big or too small. 7 inches is pushing too big.
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Danny Dong is 8.5" max.

And he's considering one of the biggest in the industry currently.
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>>29128422
Because 5 isn't average.
Don't be fooled by bullshit statistic that take every race into account.

5 is average maybe if your Indian or Asian, but if you're black or white, it's below average compared to your other white brethren.
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>>29125893
The ideal size is 6-7 in length and 5-5.25 in girth. In studies these were the preferred size. Also these are the best selling dildo sizes.
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>>29128452
>Size doesn't matter expect it does
Loving every second
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>>29128504
>5-5.25 in girth
Absolute bullshit
I'm 5 at girth and that shits skinny as fuck. Goes right through the toilet paper roll.
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>>29128495

6.5 is average for whites and 7 to 8 is average for blacks. Asians, indians and latinos have tiny little dicks bringing the average way down.
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>>29128495
Actually the studies where the average was 5.2 the large majority of the sample size was white.
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>>29128522
It's an important distinction because when someone says size matters people always assume what is meant is that bigger is better. This is clearly wrong
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>>29128578
Like 1% of the population regardless of race are legit 8"+. Stop being a living meme please.
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>>29128578
Sounds like you know a lot about dicks
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>>29128565
Just because you think it's small doesn't mean it is. Most porn dicks you see are usually in the 5-5.5 range. The only dicks that are 6" girth are those in big dick porn.
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>>29128495
You and every other deluded retard that believes this lie is conditioned by porn to think otherwise, plain and simple. There is no correlation between white countries and black countries and dick size. You're literally disagreeing with medical facts.

The average size in america is 5.2 length and 4.6 girth and america is roughly 70% white. Stop fucking making shit up to make yourself feel better about having no redeeming qualities other than the size of your dick.
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>>29128613
It's actually less. Only about .1% are 8"+
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>>29128578
I have two graphs on this, the second one is a poll from /r9k/, central European time
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Here the European robot poll
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>>29128613
No way 1 in a 100 men have 8+ inch dicks. Got to be more rare than that
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>>29128647
>The average size in america is 5.2 length and 4.6 girth

Yeah that is brought down by the millions of mexicans and other little brown shits. Not to mention almost all american whites are irish, which have the smallest dicks in europe. The italian average is damn near 7 inches tied with the congo.
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>>29128692
You honestly think people answer anonymous poll honest? lmao
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>>29128683
All this data is based on old medical journals from the early 1900's and late 1800's. It's all hearsay. I also wonder why a bunch of white doctors from 100+ years ago might be writing data that reinforces stereotypes.
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>>29128692
>>29128728
This poll is accurate if you take every number and subtract one from it.
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>>29128705
You are literally one of the dumbest pos i've seen. You watch way too much cuck porn and believe way too much jew propaganda. Tell me just how long is shlomos dick.
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>>29128728
I don't think 600 people all ad half an inch. And the result isn't outlandish.
Even if that were so, all self-reported data is well advised to be compared against this kind of self-reported data.
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>>29128675
so 1 in 1000 men have an 8" dick

If a college campus has 10000 students, there's 10 8 inches and probs 1 9 incher
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>>29128495
BAHAHAHAHA
>the data was skewed because they didn't screen for germanic heritage
It's like you wanted to announce you know nothing about statistics OR the real world in one post.
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>>29128815

I'd be so confident if I was 8 inches or bigger. Like you could be a manlet, ugly, balding or anything but you could just whip it out and have every guy beat in the worst category possible for a man. Look how confident ron jeremy is.
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>>29128815
Yeah. Why does that sound to low to you?
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>>29128705
You literally have no evidence supporting your claims do you? See>>29128683
Notice how there is no strong correlation with demographic and dick size? There are Arab countries like Iran that have tiny dicks and Arab countries like Lebanon that have huge dicks. It's most likely deviations brought on by methodological limitations.

I wouldn't be surprised if some of those numbers are based off self reporting as well. I know the numbers for America are not however, as I remember reading about it in a medical journal somewhere. Also note that mexicans and other southern americans have higher average dicksize than america so if anything they would be bringing the average up.
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>>29125669

restore senpai

I did it (admittedly I had a loose foreskin to begin with) and i have full flaccid coverage now

I would say sex feels like 95% better. once the dry skin flakes off it will make all the difference in what you have left
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>>29128859
Yeah, it'd be so easy to go whipping your dick out in public to win arguments. At any time you need. You'd be a king!
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>>29128705
>the italian average is damn near 7 inches

I am italian and it's not. 15cm (6 inches) sounds correct.
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>>29127905
Are you a scientologist anon?
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>>29129731
No, I'm a rational human being, unlike you, tumblrina.
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