>tfw no dominarian bf
Dominarian? Is that someone who is contrarian about dominos?
Real men are supposed to take charge. I wouldn't call that domination, just the natural way of things.
>tfw no girlfreind who keeps making these threads that i could beat the shit out of and chop into little pieces
>tfw no atheist there is no god bf
Did someone say Dominaria?
y-yes, will you be my dominaria bf?
>>29124504
Thanks, Doc.
I'm from the 12th plane.
Of course I will
storm crow desu original
>>29126529
Nice edit heh.
>>29126529
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>>29126529
Almost Jack, a copple more threads and you have your bf I'm sure!
>tfw modern MTG lore is shit
>tfw Wizards acts as if the pre-planeswalker lore never existed.