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I got a big house,
Should we throw a house party and invite the entire board?
>pol, SJW's, AsianMasculinity, Wizards and Borgs all in one house.
>"white pussy was MADE for Yellow cock" etc. being shouted across the compound
>>29122442
everyone is welcome as long as they live in Louisianna
>>29122414
I've been wanting to get somebody to host a facial or bukkake party. /soc laughed me out.
>>29122442
It'd actually probably just be a group of socially inept guys with no personality trying to fake comfort, and a fuckload of teenagers.
>>29122414
>I got a big house
>I
>Owning your own house
NORMIES GET OUT.
Does it have enough corners to stand in?
>>29122478
YO
IM BEING SERIOUS HERE
IM LIKE 7 MILES FROM NEW ORLEANS
WHERE YOU AT BRO?
>>29122523
i'm a bit north of shreveport
>>29122481
You mean persona, there is no meme called personality.
It's a hoax.
I can hold a house party,
anyone in Madrid?
It's my birthday. Anyone in the leeds area? None of my friends want to do anything.
>>29122580
Who is this seminal fluid druid?
anyone wanna host a party in london ?
im a fembot btwim fat and ugly
>>29123073
looks like Iskra Lawrence
Who's bringing the guns?
>>29122939
I wish I was living there, anon. I would want hang out with you
>>29122580
i'm from zaragoza. No way i'm i driving all the way to madrid though
>show up
>get raped
>show up
>get swatted for a cp ring
nah u thx op lol
>>29122414
Hey Stiffler, let's do this shit i hope you got pool.
>>29123081
I live in london, as if anyone in this city has a house big enough to 'host'
>/r9k/ meetup party is thrown
>Some betas show up hoping it would be a welcoming environment
>A few fembots show up looking for dick
>The few Chads on /r9k/ turn up and spend all night flirting with the fembots
>They successfully manage to bed them
>Betas sit in the corner looking awkward while this is going on
Yeah nah.
inb4 one crazy mofo shooting everyone in party.
>>29123710
Haha this, get busted for CP even if you don't have any, show up and Chads rape you up the ass while Stacy laughs and holds you down, ya nope I'm good M8
>>29123755
Chads wouldnt want to fuck a fembot, fat ugly and crazy nah, maybe they would out of spite to make the betas cry
>>29123755
> music starts playing
>everyone attemps to awkwardly dance
i can just imagine the cringe
Anybody in Delaware?
Does anyone want to have a meet up in Central New Jersey?place
Am I welcome? GA here. I can recruit GA bots and we'll carpool over.
Any other Dutchbots?
>>29123916
What part of GA?
>>29123930
Central. You? I'm going to go climb buildings in an hour. Want to come?
>>29123912
Eyyyy NNJ here
>>29122414
No, if I'm on a power trip and need to boost my ego I'd be too scared to insult big guys.
>>29123966
Where in North NJ?
>>29123949
North Georgia. I'm at work, sorry.
What the heck are you doing climbing buildings?
>>29123918
H A A R L E M
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>>29123848
When I say "Chads", I mean the weird semi-Chads that frequent /r9k/.
You know those guys you always see in threads who are like "I'm not actually a kissless virgin, I've had a few girlfriends and have sex pretty often"? And then they get 20 comments shouting "LEAVE NORMIE"?
Those are /r9k/'s Chads. And they would turn up to any IRL meetup. And they would be the absolute only people that fembots would acknowledge.
Anyone in hamilton ontario?
>>29124029
Recording YouTube videos and having a hooting good time. Would you be down for a multi board GA meetup if I organized it someday?
EH'HEM
North Dakota, anyone?
London meet up when?
>>29124210
sunday at mcD
prepare our meals, wagecucks
>>29123753
>>29124210
I don't have a big house, but it's on the Thames near Kingston and i'm the only person in it for ten days. It'd be interesting.
>>29124065
The term is cyborg.
Any /RICHROBOT/ to go Ibiza together this summer?
Who /Los Angeles/ here?
>>29124154
Maybe. I'm not really a robot, just a failed normie.
>>29124266
My friend you go Kingston college/Uni?
I live about 30 minutes away
>>29124266
>nice area
>on the thames
>free for 10 days
fuck it, it's on you loser
>>29124266
dude I'd totally do this, I'm a 30 min tube away from central london
>>29123755
>implying this won't be the breaking point that leads one of us to murder
somebody has to keep the normalshits in check you know
>>29124332
>>29124338
Meet up Sunday?
Shieeeet
>>29124352
fuck that m8 let's do next friday
>>29124302
Been thinking of going there for vacation sometime. We could meet up?
P-Paris meetup?
>>29124360
Time?pls go stab/fbi
>>29124404
is tendies time
>>29124001
in my basement in NNJ
>>29124330
>do you go to Kingston college/uni
Nah that place is for spastics. I go to law school up town. All of the London unis are pure shit are solely exist for rich Arabs to get postdocs for a lump sump payment.
>>29124332
>>29124338
>>29124352
>>29124360
Well i've got an exam next friday so it'd be better sooner rather than later e.g. this thursday. Can have some beers and shit.
>>29124404
>Bentall Centre McDonalds
I'd rather gouge my own eyes out. Someone jumped off three storeys above it and sprayed the window with blood and gore a few years back.
>>29124404
early afternoon, about 5? we could have a bbq
>>29124274
>robots
>at ibiza
>>29124480
I've got exams Wensday, Thursday's and Friday I'm """"busy"""""""
Most people are free Saturday
I'll bring some uno and teach you Lads some card games
>>29124494
Yeah sure, I'm actually good at bbq
Again you make it Saturday?I'm brown skin pls no hate :( [\spoiler]
>>29122414
what is her name dude
>>29124568
this saturday? that's short notice for me. you should set up a group chat for this honestly
>>29124641
Steam?
Someone made a quite gamin group a week ago
Cyborg in va here. I could throw a party and fill it with used goods milfs and cougars. We'd have to put in on drinks and weed, but these sluts have no cut cards and will fuck nsa. All I need is enough robots to rsvp. They like younger guys, that they think they can corrupt.
>>29124664
make a group then dickbutt
post it here or do invites
Posting for GA meetup. Nearby States welcome.
>>29124720
Eh can you do it then post it here please?I'm on my phone
>>29123918
not dutch but i live an hour away from the border
>mfw i will never meet a german robot
>mfw even the robots will have friends eventualy
>mfw im worse than a robot
>>29124677
Cyborg VA also
>>29124677
>implying i haven't sworn an oath of celibacyaided by drug and pornography induced erectile dysfunction
wanna play vidya?
>>29124498
Yeah what dude atleast let's try it. I want to be a normie.
>>29124820
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/BONAAB
get in chat fags
im giving my girl a massage so no reply from me for a bit
Everybody add me on jewbook (make a fake account if you dont want to give your real one, and if you dont even use FB, just make one anyway, its convenient)
book.com/william.danler
(not my real profile btw)
Once I have at least one friend I can create a group, and we can discuss meetups there and create chats for meetups.
bumpin for an epic era of autism
>>29122566
Wise words anon... wise words indeed.
>>29124889
We are going to need more than just me and you. I work with these woman, and they think I actually have a decent sized friend circle (I don't), and are always talking like they want to party with us (which I don't do either).
>>29125274
poor little robot...
>>29125274
Why haven't you gotten in on some of that action then?
>>29125038
I can't join chat as my brother is hogging it for revision
>>29125400
I have, that's how I know they are easy(one nighted 2 Coworkers, and 1 coworkers friend), hence cyborg. Just trying to share the wealth, and keep up the charade that I put on (that I'm normal and have friends).
>>29124677
See this is the type of party we need for GA peeps.
GA robots, cyborgs, and fembots: giant party at The Loft. That would be wild.
>>29125542
Don't live in your area but I might actually have attended since losing my v-card to a milf has always been a fantasy of mine. Still... it's nice of you to consider and I hope that available robots take you up on your offer.
>>29125591
There's a party at the loft in three days. Want to go? Yung Lean concert.
North Alabama anyone?
>>29124445
Sounds good. Drop Kik pls
>>29125644
It's how I lost mines, but the Co worker doesn't know that. They think I'm your fresh out of college life guy. They sit around and gab about missing their freaky college days.
>>29125426
Watching diy sos senpai. I'll be on later, no worries
How realistic would it be to do a UK-wide meetup at Brighton? Coach tickets to it from London, Bristol, Manchester are piss cheap (i.e. ranging from 10 to 30 per journey) and we could have a massive beach party, camp etc.
>>29125796
I'd be interested. If we got more then two people. I'm not gay, by the way.
>>29124677
I'm in vabut I don't want to fuck anyone
>>29122580
I live in Valencia, would definetly go to Madrid for a /r9k meetup
>>29125867
Exactly this. Countless robots are worried that no woman would be attracted to them because they are a virgin. However, literally no-one but your self would be privy to such personal information. So, why even bother to reveal your true power level? Just make up a facade that would be most suitable for your current needs/desires/goals and roll with it.
>>29125965
It's probably too much short notice, add em on Skype anyways.
Skype: hack_blastard
We can organize some sort of meetup in GA once we recruit more.
>>29126111
Nice trips
You a urban explore hack_blastard?
>>29125976
What parts are VA brobots from.
>>29126318
Northern, pretty close to DC
>>29126049
Some are justly worried because they really can't fake it. I'm good at it in short spurts, but some just can't hide their levels.
>>29126111
Okay, I'll add you later when I get free timeand reinstall Skype
>>29126388
Same here. Nova for me to
>>29126424
Oh nice. Do you have a skype or anything?
Any FL anons want to go to Disney or Universal or something?
I'm black
Will everyone autistically call me a nigger? Should i bother going?
>>29122481
Sounds comfy tho
>>29122414
I am the caretaker at a union hall, so I have the keys and access 24/7. There's comfy couches, a meeting room which fits 50 people, and two coffee urns which hold 144 cups together. If there are any robots in the Detroit area, I'd be happy to host a get-together here.
>>29126565
Not at the moment, never really had a reason to. I'll make one when I get home if thread is still up.
>>29126738
Fuck that sounds really comfy, too bad I'm on the other half of the earth. ;_;
>>29126659
they will, but it would not be that bad desu.
>>29124210
Any Walthamstow lads?
>>29124302
yep. In L.A. and Santa Monica I met up with a few people from 4chan over the years, but as predicted friendships never lasted cause I'm a boring NEET with no interests, and don't do the typical video games, weed, beer and watching sports that most men bond over.
>>29126891
yeah i'll pass then.
Fembot here. I would go to a party but I feel the probability of me getting gang raped is high. I guess I just need a guy to make me feel safe.
>>29122580
I live in fucking Murcia. I could go there, anon.
Where are you at?
>>29126912
join the steam group
>>29126967
Bitch you'd `robably be praised as a godess.
>>29126967
It's common knowledge that all """Fembots""" are ugly as sin so you don't need to worry about that.
>>29122478
I would show up, but I live in canada, and if its a sausagefest full of robots theres no guarantee they won't rape me.
>>29126967
Stop being brainwashed by liberal feminist propaganda. The only place you would possibly get gang raped is if you wandered into a frat party and were the only girl there, or some house party int he ghetto. Rape culture is as much a myth as wage gap. All you have to do is not go to shady places, don't accept drinks from anyone or leave a drink unattended- also not getting so drunk you can't walk abviously
>>29127060
I'm the guy at the union hall, and we're in Windsor, just across the river from Detroit. How close are you?
>>29126967
You're definitly going to get raped with these weirdos around.
>>29127063
>All you have to do is not go to shady places, don't accept drinks from anyone or leave a drink unattended- also not getting so drunk you can't walk abviously
And obviously the same goes for men. Gotta remember this if I tell people in real life so I won't look sexist
>>29127112
I know :(... your not weird right though anon?
>>29127155
I'm the weirdest guy around. ;)
>>29127155
> :(
fucking kill yourself you waste of amino acids
>>29122414
>meetup
>i got a big house
>party
>par
>TY
>>29127175
w-what's that supposed to mean?
>>29127216
Found the beta
>>29123848
you're forgetting
>pussy is pussy bro
London bots still want to meet at maccies or go to bbqanons place?
>>29127088
Saskatchewan! :((( bloody hell
>>29127439
im so fucking jealous origALNO
>>29126301
Yes, Tea.
Check muh normie youtube
>>29127439
fucking
steam
chat
>>29124302
I'm in LA bro pls hangout with me I know like no one here and college doesn't start for another 2 months.
Posting again,
Middle GA
meet up with me
G E O R G I A
>>29122580
Almeria.
Fuck, I want to go.
well If any Anon wants to go Maccies in London I'll post something in a Britfeel thread Friday
>>29124266
>free for 10 days
my butt doesn't feel safe no more
>tfw so few robots in your country that you can't even make a meetup
Why does it have to be like this
>>29129219
that's too bad, where are you from ?
>>29126945
This makes me sad.
You know he was probably just shitting you, right? Nobody would call that to your face I bet. Except for the people who would say it unironically. I'm sure they'd be beaten, though.
anyone else here Massachusetts?
>>29129246Brazil
este e um comentario original
>>29127060
We need to have another Canadian meetup this summer.
I'm thinking Toronto
>>29124859
oyy mate which city im finna hit u up senpai
Kitchener Waterloo meetup pls
Fuck off tranny , you're not invited
>>29124096
Didn't you guys already have a meetup last year?
UPPSALA anyone? I'm free whenever basically.
>>29126967
I'd be the one raping you.
You'd take all our robot virginities and we'd fill that roastie up with robot cum yes we would
>New york
>in harlem
Being a black bot is suffering, I'm surrounded by Tyrones and Staqueshas I feel like the only short black guy ever5'9 but every black guy I see is 6+
>>29130169
Fuck, I wish I was black in new york.
I watch Joey Bada$$'s Snapchat every day and i get so fucking jealous
I'm 6'3" and I would've had a cool accent and friends and shit if I was in NYC
>>29130385
So move, everyone taller than 5'5 needs to GTFO
ALL whites need to GTFO
>>29123966
>>29123912
Central NJ reporting in, let's do this.
>>29130474
I'm black
Being tall means nothing if you're autistic
I have a lazy eye too
People look at me like some sort of hideous freak, which I am
I'm the ugliest person on the planet
Fuck you
>>29129955
waterlooser
>>29130559
What're you doing tomorrow?
Guy or roastie ?
Wanna see Warcraft or civil war?
>>29122442
>thinking it won't be a bunch of quiet men standing around with their hands in their pockets
>>29130594
I'm not in Waterloo, just nice to see some Ontarians around, and busy until the weekend anon
>>29130541
>6'3
>ugly
Pick one. Literally just go somewhere with people and let women compliment you on your height then put your benis in vegina
>>29130506
I'm here. Where at senpai?
Not shit shit again.
>>29130631
Aw :(
Well, if you're ever in town , hmu
I travel to Toronto quite a bit as well
>>29130652
Nice memes kid
Women fucking hate me
I got a Starbucks glass bottle thrown at me yesterday when I was walking to get lunch
I'm a fucking abomination that should be shot in sight
I have no friends , no family, and no purpose to live
>>29130675
Union county, senpai. Drop that e-mail.
>>29130859
I prefer kik pls
>>29122478
Are you serious? Holy shit I'm down
>>29122562
Nigga I'm like an hour away from you.I hope you're not a nigger
are you in London
didn't think so
>>29122414
That body is literal perfection
>>29130747
Things that never happened for 200 nigpai??
>>29131113
I wish it didn't happen
I get insulted all the fucking time
I'm gonna start wearing a GoPro and make a yt channel of the harassment I deal with
Fuck you
>>29124039
East or west? 110th and 8th ave here. Wanna get a drink?
>>29131083
A little too fucking insane for me, but Domai is some class-A shit anyway.
>>29131165
pls do
does any central ga buddy want to get dring tonight
also there's a pool
>>29122562
holy shit I'm in texarkana. I won't go, but hot damn
>tfw live in a shitty backward country isolated from everyone with common interests
Ireland here.
>>29131926
Same bro its fucked
>>29131926
Always wanted to visit Ireland.
>>29122478
Dude holy shit my email is [email protected]. hit me the fuck up, im in new orleans
>>29131926
Going to your country in 17 days
>>29132402
Well I hope you have a better time than I do living here.
>>29122414
So where does everyone else live at? I'd be up for meeting a few of you guys.
If we meet up at a bar for drinks and enough of us attend we'd outnumber the normies for a night, which would make us the normies. Wouldn't it feel good to be a normie for a day?
