Obscure feels thread.
>tfw shitting right after taking a shower
>>29122012
Fucking hate that. It feels so slippery, wet and gross.
>tfw you take a piss after fapping and get that buring feeling of incomplete urination like there's still some piss left in your urethra but nothing comes out no matter how much you strain
>tfw your favourite thread is gone >>29087895
>>29122012
>tfw shitting with door open
One of lifes' few pleasures.
>when you hear your parents fugging
>>29122024
It's not really the fact that it's slippery or wet or gross. More the fact that you have a very clean asshole and then spread shit residues right after it was cleaned
>>29122121
>tfw semen comes out ten minutes after the ejaculation
>tfw you have to sleep on the cold cum lines
>tfw whipe my hand on the bed from cum
>the cum smells sweet and looks like wool
>>29122121
>it lasts for an hour atleast
>>29122166
On the path to enlightenment you must accept the transient nature of the clean asshole, anon. To live is to have a dirty asshole.
>>29122121
i know this feel too good
>tfw cum drops on your fresh pijama
>>29122282
Not if you take the measures to shit before taking a shower. And then hold the shit until you take your next shower.
>cum clogged sink won't let water down
>mom says she knows why
>cum dog won't approach me
>mom says she knows why
>cum hamper smells up the laundry room of cum
>mom says she knows why
>>29122353
>>29122340
reddit piss off
>>29122012
The worst part about this is cleaning your asshole after shitting.
>The paper gets wet
>It's almost if you were cleaning the shit with your hand.
>Shit and water are mixed toghether, resulting in a diarrhea-like substance that it's fucking everywhere.
Hate it.
>tfw take a shit
>tfw wipe
>tfw wipe
>tfw wipe
>tfw still shit
>TFW you spend 1 hour masturbating and browsing through various videos
>TFW you find the right video when you're about to cum
>TFW you cum but you don't feel pleased at all and only want to kill yourself
>TFW you are too much of a pussy to kill yourself
>tfw using soap to jerk off
>tfw it's taking a while to cum
>tfw you look down to find that your dick is bleeding
>tfw you look at a hot couple and wonder how awesome their sex life is
Im not even mad, I just wish I could hit 10/10 pussy while also being a 9/10+ and just knowing what its like to feel that good about life
>>29122489
How does it make it bleed? Was it the liquid type of soap or the soap bar kind? I know when I fap in the shower with any kind of soap and water, I don't bleed. I've never tried just using soap itself.
>>29122551
well it was for fifteen straight minutes
tfw masturbate in bed, when i cum nothing comes out and a few minutes later it slowly dribbles out of my flaccid cock all through my boxers
>>29122121
That means your fapping too hard and chafing your dick hole. Your body is trying to moisten the area but all that's there is piss so it burns.
>am nice guy because being nice makes me feel good and i like the approval of others they give me when i help out with shit
>it's literally a win win situation for everyone
>people think i'm being nice to people so that i can fuck them or want to get on their good side so that i can use them
>i would rather have their respect and friendship than them fucking me
>people think i'm a gay
