Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
I hope that we'll be able to have a proper voting session today.
>>29121800 (dubs)
Ohayou!
I-is anyone here?
>>29122106
It seems that nobody besides me and you showed up as of now.
Holy shit, you queers are still doing this? Jesus Christ, this is the most I've seen /r9k/ work together since the FBI raid
these threads are awful. i hate you all
>>29122120
I am present.
Original comment do not steal or you will face a fine of 15000GBP
This parliament is dead isn't it?
Rest in rip parliament. We barely knew ye.
Which party is the most loyal to the beta uprising ideology?
>>29122964
I'm curious as to this too.
Sorry for showing up a little late in the session.
>>29122964
>>29122985
REE, I think. I don't know.
Read their wiki page or something.
>>29123062
Dingus!
Ohayou, man.
>>29123062
I hope people keep joining. Welcome.
>>29123080
REE is not what I'm looking for. Their wiki page says "wait with us for the beta uprising". I do not want to wait. REE knows how to talk, but not how to act. I demand action and rightly demand it.
>>29123160
Damn then make another party and do what REE couldn't do. I like your assertiveness. You might make a good party.
>>29123160
What do you expect? It's nothing but a bunch of gays here, no one's gonna man up and do anything
>>29122120
>>29123117
>>29123127
Ohayou to you all ;_;
>>29123160
Oh, alright.
I don't think there's a party that would fit your goals.
Make your own one.
>>29123200
>nothing but a bunch of gays here
Some of us are bi, anon-kun.
>>29123160
Not sure if Edgelords fits your needs, but I don't think there they have an end strategy other than all the way. So if you're fine with this they might be for you.
>>29123357
Edgelords aren't even on the OP chart. Are they even alive?
>>29123387
No memebers from their party showed up on the roll call, so they were removed, but they can reclaim their seats if they show up.
They're probably around somewhere.
https://youtu.be/UiKcd7yPLdU
[NLP] is still around, in case anyone was wondering.
>>29125069
Yeeeeee.... Awsome ;_;
>>29124562
I didn't know Three Dog Night did One.
>>29125570
Glad you found some new knowledge in the vide.
https://youtu.be/2vlcTTEvG0g
Hello fellow cyborgs. What the fuck is going on?
ehhehehehey
>>29121800
better versionoregono
>>29126333
forgot the picgod dammit roboto
any new bills put up?
>>29126415
No. It looks like shit, has more seats than 100, doesn't show the count of memebers in each party, and it isn't up to date.
>>29126433
There's something new in the docket IIRC.
Make sure you add yourself to the list of memebers on the wiki.
>>29126415
*feels that feel when not on the chart, but secretly don't care about it*
I'm feeling something, but I'm not telling what.
Nice to see more have joined.
Welcome all and get comfortable.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2C98G-9rJk
>placing speakers in window and play this song on full volume as the enemy troops are invading the city you live in under heavy fire. Hoping it will severely mentally scare them. One lives little pleasures.
inb4allspotsaretaken
>>29126877
any one wanna do something about it?
>>29126877
Plenty of room here.
Just select or create a party, or go independent.
Then you might have to add yourself to the wiki, bano would know this.
>>29126949
>>29126915
aighto
>>29127018
Welcome ;_;
Just for the sake of having said it (the more you know and so on): if you use double-hash you get a safer tripcode (name##password).
>>29127018
Another 2D I see. That's good for you and me. I don't like to rhyme but sometimes I just have too much time. I'm for sure not forcing any of these but hello I'm the anonymous that starts with P. I'll make sure you are welcome here after allI dream of suicide every night when it's quiet and dark.
>>29127673
There is nothing wrong in making up rhymes
Research has shown it's beneficial at times
People who reads rythmical texts
Might walk throug their life with it stuck in their head
If the structure it there you can fuck wiht their minds
Creating monsters and knights, assholes and dikes
Be a God to them all, your masses, your horde
Bendt to you will you are ruler of all
When you sit on your thorne
And look on your world
You'll remember it started
With a shitpost they saw
>>29127673
Since no one is here I feel like maybe I should leave a present for the fun times we had here in parliament. You will be missed, /r9k/ parliament.
>>29128484
There will probably be a bit irregular when parliament sessions are hold, but there is always the roll call that will have a stronger lifeforce.
>>29126433
Yes, I've added a bill to protect the Finnish people of /r9k/.
I made that shit less confusing, please use more contrasting colors from now on.
>>29128484
I'm leaving this up. I guess I'm just feeling lewd. :3 I'll try to keep it out of parliament next time. Gomenasai
>>29129039
No worry.
Feel free to express yourself.
>>29129222
But I could get entirely too gay for parliament and I could embarrass my fellow members by doing so. You have no idea how gay I get. YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!
>>29129222
You also have some beautiful trips.
>>29129293
If you're able to abstain form making too explicit outbursts until voting is over I won't complain if you have a release of pent-up urges built up during voting whatever they might be.
Are we gonna vote on anything today?
>>29129322
Forgot to say thanks.
>>29129554
Don't think there is enough people here.
>>29129540
You're too accepting anon. But I shall abstain during business hours (whenever I'm in this thread). After all I can release those urges in other threads. Maybe I'll throw in some lewd picture whenever it's dead in here but that's probably it. I feel like maybe the lewd image would have got people more active but it seems to have failed.
>>29129612
They just need to sleep on it, and dream.. It's in the dreams you get them.
>>29129696
Either I'm high as hell or retarded because I didn't understand your post. Have an apology.what did you mean
>>29129755
Sorry for late reply (took time to formulate)
For the lewd images to have the desired effect you have to give it some time.
At first the viewer will be like wtf is this I don't like doing this; an light version of showing goatse to someone for their first time.
But the image is in their mind; festering they would say at this stage. But slowly the image will become less scary and more familiar. Somewhat like seeing gore you could say.
But these lewd images will soon become something that they become curious about, and at that stage they will start coming for more.
tl;dr; It takes a little time, and Wizards can affect dreams thus bypassing most of the time it takes.
>>29130066
I think you and I are the only two left in here. Hopefully parliament will be more active another day.
this is my first time actually looking in this thread. why is r9k parliment a bunch of tripfags?
>>29130099
I'm still lurking and hoping more people will come
>>29130099
>>29130159
I am here as well
originalio
>>29130113
Having a trip is what you have to have to even vote so I guess.
>>29130159
Oh trust me, more people will come. :3
>>29130099
Nice double dubs you got there.
(Saw people appearing, and had time to scratch Yep before posting)
>>29130113
So we know who we are.
>>29130159
>>29130179
Greetings
>>29130215
Is Yep your dog?
>>29130244
I meant Yep as in Affirmative to your observation that we were the only two left.
Don't know who's dog it is, and I hope I don't bring shame to the dog.
>>29130312
I'm such a fucking idiot. Gomenasai
>>29130350
You have nothing to be ashamed of.
I totally see how it sounded like I petted the dog ;_;
>Original text said "Yep, nice dubs you got there"
>>29130244
ohhh by gofd anon do you know what you've posted? pure artistic beauty that males a man's heart THROB with passion at the mystery behind it...
the ABSOLUTE TERRITORYYYYYYHHHHNNNGGGggggggGGnnnnNGGG
>>29130421
I'm glad you like her.
>>29130419
So what do you do in your spare time dingus?if you thought those dubs were cool take a gander at these
>>29130419
>>29130472
This sounds like it is blossoming into a beautiful gay erp.
Can I join?
>>29130421
It's the world hinting to you that it's time to join [2D] and let you inner voice be free.
>>29130472
Impressive thing is that you have to scratch all the numbers between the two twos on the ends before you get a dub. Not bad, not bad at all.
>>29130472
Got hung up in the hidden message and forgot the text that was clear as day. It might be because I'm not entirely sure what the concept spare time means. But the days mostly goes to shitposting and trying to fill the neet life with something worthwhile .
>>29130523
Sure you can, my understanding is that it is an free for all event.
>>29130770
Is that so? *teleports behind you* *unzips dick*
>>29130192
DOWN WITH R9K PRLIMENT I DONT WANT TRIPFAGS TO REPRESENT FOR ME
>>29130794
*scared and bewildered looking around for help*
*remembers training*
*duck and cover*
>>29130472
>>29130523
I was unaware of this being a gay erpeven though I do that kind of thing
>>29130549
Thank you I try my hardest.
>>29130713
So you mostly just stay here on 4chin? Watch any video games or play any movies or tv?
>>29130922
*as if that would work*
*slices 100 times in rapid succession with katana, filling the space in front of me*
try and dodge that, silly mortal
>>29130975
*time out*
I'm confused when did the *unzip dick* turn into an katana?
I might as well start throwing pygmy chimpanzees at you believing they will attack you instead of shagging each other if we are going to change reality, but we both know they wont stop shagging eachoter.
So the question I am left with is: when did the *unzip dick* turn into an katana?
>>29131163
My dick is 12 inches long and also functions as a sheath for my katana.
Is parliament dead? Seems less active than when I joined.
>>29131215
Ahhh. So you weren't just glad to see me. I knew there was more to it.
*ok, we can resume*
*conjuring up children in from of me shielding me from the blows*
*slips into wet-suit*
*slide away on the blood of the willing leaving pieces of clocks I have in my wake*
What's up fellas
>>29131458
Not much, waiting for the parliament to become a more lively. But not sure how many who still is awake and here.
>>29131569
I'm here. Only sponsor of REE still in the thread I think.
I wonder what the first big rivalry this parliament will be
>>29131673
Right now it's everyone vs death of the parliament.
>>29131413
woah that's fuckign edgy man i don't know if i can keep this up
>>29131673
real NEETs vs fake NEETs
>>29131673
Pretty sure it was already either anime sucks or normalfags vs pretty much everyone else.
>>29131701
My first time doing this I got scared and might have overreacted. But when I saw you unshield the katana I panicked; it was not natural and I felt the pain. I will try to be more restrained and levelheaded in my actions in the future. I think it was the shock because I was unprepared for what I saw. I now know what to expect so it shouldn't have as profound effect on me next time.
I'm off for a wank and a sleep, night guys!
>>29131916
Of course. I apologize, I have this affect on most people, I am just too intense. It is a gift and a curse, I am made to walk alone....
>>29131953
post whatever you cum to
>>29131979
No, no don't be too hard on yourselves.
The first impression is good; you look very happy to see the person you meet.
Somehow your shield looks equally natural whether or not the katana is shielded.
It is only the actual unshielding and shielding of the katana I find disturbing. Well the knowledge that you can shield a katana there is a bit disturbing, but I guess its only because I haven't seen it before and I still regard it as slightly unnatural.
So if you can find a way to discreetly unshield it if you hav to I think you should be good.
>>29132174
Hmm...yes indeed. I will take this information into account and will meditate on it. I thank you for this intriguing advice, friend.
>>29132529
goddamn motherfucking trip
>>29131953
Sleep tight, pupper.originale contente mr robote
>>29131953
Enjoy your wank and sleep well.
>>29132529
>>29132773
I hope your meditation is fruitful and reveals the right path to master sword handler.
