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>be me
>19 years old
>extreme ass pain whenever I sit down or lie down
>decide to check it out at my local clinic
>hope for old doctor so it won't be as emberrasing
>young doctor, maybe 22 - 25 years old
>fuck, whatever
>as he spreads my ass cheeks he starts to small talk with me
>"So what do you do for a living anon?"
>"I'm unemployed at the moment"
>"Oh, what did you read in high school etc?"
>"I dropped out of high school"
>"Oh.. that's not good"
>feel really bad
>he continues to search my ass
>"Awh that's not good... looks like you have a pilonidal cyst"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilonidal_cyst
>I ask him what it is and he basically tells me it's a small tunnel that hurts and produces smelly goo
>feel even more bad now
>"Well, how long is it gonna take to heal this supposed hole?"
>he tells me it can take months, even a year/years.
>he gives me a new appointment to a nurse that will have to stuff my second asshole with tissues and some kind of salve
>have to go to the nurse 1 - 2 times a week to plug my second asshole
>this continues for a few weeks

Today
>on my way to the waiting room to get my ass fixed as usual
>nurse tells me to follow her to the examination room
>see hot teen qt 3.14 sitting next to or outside my examination room
>nurse keeps talking about my asshole as we walk by
>getting a little bit emberrased and mad at the nurse for talking about that shit openly
>meanwhile she spreads my ass cheeks and proceed to fix my asshole I get the sudden urge to fart
>really try to hold it in but she keeps stimulating my ass
>"Anon, can you relax your ass cheeks for me please I need to put the bandaids on" or whatever it is
>ohgodpleasedontfart.png
>manage to hold it in
>"It's done anon, let's hope your hole heals"
>on my way back home
>see qt 3.14 on way out
>she looks at me as if I were weird
>notice I walk like a fucking retard because of the shit keeping my asshole together
>get sad

However, how's your week/day been fellow robots? Mine's not been good
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>doctor makes smalltalk while hamming his fist in your ass

oh god that is too good
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>>29121410
That sucks. Health's super precious. I still laughed, though.

What came to my mind is that you are truly butthurt.
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Aw shit dude. I had one of those too
It only hurt every now and then but it itched like a motherfucker and smelled so fucking bad.

Now I've just got hemorrhoids from sitting on my ass all day
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>>29121587
>I had one of those too
Yeah shit sucks man. How long did it take for you to heal it or do you still have it?
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>>29121688
Well it wasn't really bad or deep, and they put me on a table and stuck a stick with silver nitrate in it for a bit and it went away. It comes back and itches now and then but fo the most part its gone
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