>49yo KHV
>turn 50 in july
>been browsing 4chan since 2005
>been in my basement for 35 years
>leave house once every 2 weeks
>only friend was robbed and killed by niggers
>mum on her lastleg, pushing 90
life doesn't improve for us, robots.
When my mother and dog leave this place, I'll be right behind them.
>>29121040
>leave house once every 2 weeks
>ever leaving the house
>only friend was robbed and killed by niggers
>ever having have had a friend
WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK
>>29121040
Kidnap a woman you like and make her your sex slave. They aren't even really human so it doesn't matter.
You have nothing to lose and everything to gain. Enjoy life a little.
>>29121101
Not a good idea unless OP decides to off himself right after. You will get paranoid as fuck.
>>29121040
What were the 70s like?
>>29121101
ive read stories on the old deepnet about kipnapping sluts in 2nd world countries. even there it doesn't go well and they escape often.
>>29121125
what will be be missing out on exactly?
>>29121125
Why ?
People rarely get caught. You need to make her dependent upon you. I usually blind them or perform a transorbital lobotomy if they're especially problematic
>>29121137
boring. you couldn't imagine how dull pre BBS NEET life was. late 80s early 90s will never be topped though.
>>29121166
please stop roleplaying
You see this NEETs?
This is your endgame. Still think you're "comfy?"
Lel
>>29121125
It's a simple procedure and effectively permanently pacifies them.
They'll never run away from you, Never resist you. Even eventually become dependent upon you.
Just Google Transorbital Lobotomy or watch the YouTube Video on the procedure
So you've been neet since 15? Sounds like you didn't even try
>>29121217
NEETs that are supported by the government won't suffer of this, stay mad wagecuck.
>browsing in 2010
>reading posts by people claming they've been around since 2005
>thinking you'd have to be absolutely insane to stay on this site for 5+ years
>>29121294
I've been here since late 07 and I am dreading that moment where I realise I've been here for a full decade.
I think it's actually going to seriously fuck with me, to realise that this is how fleeting and meaningless life is, that I've spent 10 years on this site.
>>29121230
Seems interesting. Thanks anon.
>>29121334
I was 10 in 2007. WTF is wrong with you ?
>>29121366
I like 19 year old anus :^)
>>29121366
I was 13, we're hardly different anon.
>>29121366
What do you think is the outcome if the only thing you do is sit inside, watch anime and play vidya?
You will be here, always.
>>29121272
>Being this delusional
Kekk
>>29121415
You're the delusional shitter here. NEETs literally won't give a shit about anything else if they get a solid income from the government. Grow up you faggot.
>>29121464
>NEET
>telling ANYONE to grow up
Kek
>>29121166
"people rarely get caught"
man what world are you in
gary heidnik
david parker ray
they all go wrong somewhere
>>29121503
Only the idiots get caught and end up on the news. 9/10th's of he time if you hold her for the first 72 hours she's yours for life
>>29121366
>>29121402
I was 20 in 2007!
Fuck fuck this is so bad! Someone kill me now! I'm going to IP lock 4chan on my router
>but I'll know how to undo it.
NOOO
>>29121638
Please do tell. As much details as possible. I mean I know you're a law abiding citizen who is just making stuff up and telling stories, and I too am a law abiding good boy who dindu nuffin, but please, more details nonetheless.
Like where do you live? How do you deal with the occasional maintenance and repair people coming over even if you're living in a house of your own?
it is 'mom trying to make you get rid of something that helps you sleep' episode
if she takes that then...am going to the ward because that is all i have left from my childhood.
>tfw 2-8month waitinglist to move out
i do not even give a shit if am on my way to living on my own and making meself useful and improving myself - if she takes that then am gunna go downhill fast.
>>29122529
What is she taking
Post an ID with your name/photo blurred out to prove your date of birth, OP.
>>29121153
I can imagine that if you travel through rural China, stealthily kidnap a girl, have fun with her in a forest and dump her body, you have a good chance of not being caught. Ffs there are over a billion of them, who knows what sit is going on there on dAily basis.
>>29121334
Feel pretty awful to know I was an underage in 2008 and I'm pretty much the same, while most of losers back then did something with their lives. The person who made me discover 4chan now works at google and had a few gf while I was far above him socially in high school.
And I'm there arguing with people on average 5 years younger than me who call me a normie because I kissed a girl a few times in the 00s.
>>29123424
>Killing innocent village girl for 90s of bad sex
>Making it for male chinese robots who have to fight for a few pussies
Real classy.
>>>>29121153
I think that if you traveled through rural China, stealthily kidnap a girl, had fun with her in a forest and dumped her body, you could have good chance of escaping. Ffs, you might not even have to kill them, in China they rarely speak up
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rape_in_China
>>29123499
Maybe that guy who introduced you to 4chan still lurks?
Greentext your life OP please
At least you had a friend unlike me
>>29121101
>>29121166
>>29121638
I watched Chained last night.
The bad guy was pretty much a robot. He kidnapped a woman and her son, kills her, then keeps the kid as a slave for years and years.
>>29123625
Maybe from time to time but probably not on this board. I'm glad he did well he was a really cool and clever dude.
>>29121334
really? i'll hit the decade mark in <2 years and i don't give a shit
>>29123656
pretty much a gay robot*
