What would Chad do right now?
>>29120209
>Hahahaha
you are already nailing it
>>29120209
GIB NOODS
>>29120209
"I want to lick your feet"
I'm not surprised this isn't original
>>29120209
>Hahahaha
oh god why
>>29120209
ignore her because he's getting his dick sucked by some other whore. maybe message her in a couple of days if he's bored
>>29120222
How is no one else laughing histerically at this?
>>29120209
Chad wouldn't have laughed like a fucking nutcase. He'd ask her a/s/l, then be pounding her by now.
>>29120209
Ask her to post her fartbox
>>29120209
I'll shove my cock down your throat and choke you with it that's how I am
I changed a suggestion but I think it's going ok
"How are you?"
"Hard right now"
>>29120434
Oh God Anon why
>>29120434
is that so lol
>>29120434
AHAHA
OWARIDA ANON
>>29120434
>hello?
Nigger what are you doing
I can't focus very well
>>29120501
ask he how big her breasts are
>>29120501
lmao are you indian
>>29120501
say this exactly: mama feed me
>>29120501
Press f to pay respects to Rashi- I mean Anon.
Ask her her favourite flavour of pot noodle. It's very important
>>29120501
>i like that about you
Sorry man, but wtf.
Ask her how her day went and what she did, what her music interests are what she does for fun. Im fucking shit at talking to females but this is better then "is that so"
Shit I think I messed up
>>29120501
Okay i am melting bro please tell me this is fake
Youre cute, can i have a picture of you in underwear or bikini?
>>29120209
Be honest with her, if she reject you she's a whore.
Ask her if she's happy
>>29120545
Hahahahaa this is amaazzing
>>29120545
>Yeah, my little friend
There, saved
>>29120545
good lord anon what the fuck are you doing
>>29120434
Someone stop this mad person
>>29120545
I am dying this is just painful to watch
>>29120209
>Shit I think I messed up
You dun goofed
>>29120545
>your friend huh?
SHES ONTO YOU OP.
>>29120574
How has no one said that before? I wonder about that often on here desu
OP is killing it
No matter how bad you are at life, you'll never be as socially awkward as OP.
Cheers!He's probably using a Chad account, because she's still talking to him
>>29120209
>Hahahaha
Jesus.
I don't even do drugs
>>29120545
Tell her that your friends are dumb to say things like that.
She will think that you're different from the other boys.
>>29120655
"I wish I was but i am actually that nervous. Sorry. Can we start over?"
Oh my god I literally LITERALLY can't take this, I get literally ZERO fucking matches and you get this absolute warrior goddess and you talk like fucking cleverbot with cerebral palsy!
Fuck you OP, give me your Tinder account, I am NOT letting you be an awkward autist to this girl again when people like me can actually socially perform and win the ladies over IF THEY WERE GIVEN A CHANCE!!!
GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING TINDER ACCOUNT!!!!!
>>29120655
ask her to feed you with her boobs
>>29120655
Maybe you should start doing drugs
>>29120655
"RACE WAR NOW!"
Saved my friend
>>29120655
>are you high
just say yes anon save yourself some dignity
>>29120684
Saved for future meme post
it's a "anon choses the worst advice possible despite there being fantastic sudgestions in the thread that would win the girl over" episode. Every single fucking time
Did you use up all your phone battery using your cellphone screen for light so you could shit in the street at night?
>>29120655
YOU DONE FUCKED UP! YOU DONE FUCKED UP!
>>29120694
But I really dont do drugs
>>29120757
Ah yes, >>29120682 is a surefire way to "win the ladies over", I can tell as I have personally slayed over do twozen lady purses with the very same method, you see.
>>29120655
>"no but my little friend is"
Chad would clear all those notifications first. It's a mess OP.
>>29120786
>you didn't answer my question
good job nigger, maybe NSA takes notice and hires you as an interrogator
Chad would already be on his way to fuck her OP. Do better.
>start convo
>Say hi to each other
>She asks what you're up to
>just chillin, u kno
>wanna smash?
Worst case scenario, she just says no thanks and you move on to the next.
Highest success rate with tindr is going to involve just being direct.
There's a reason you both downloaded the app. Get to the point.
the cringe is too real.
>>29120786
>>29120789
don't worry op is doing just fine on his own. He's a fucking pro
>>29120860
ha ha ha i know right? i am half a cringe away from sending this epic cringe thread to filthy frank or leafy
kys op you virgin fag hissssssssss
>tfw you don't know how to talk to girls
>>29120844
>just chillin, u kno
I know better than to think that would impress any girl
>>29120879
Tell her you have real autism
>>29120879
>quotation marks
are you fucking serious?
Say "I want to peek at you because my favorite pokemon is pikachu, hahahah"
>>29120879
god damn it anon, just ask her if she's free *insert time* on that day, or today
you literally have nothing to lose, only your virginity
>>29120879
why the fuck did you use quotation marks
Just stop the convo now OP and leave it.
Jesus christ..
>>29120434
You guys do this shit ironically right?I may be a schizoid but at least I'm not autistic
>>29120879
You aren't trying to impress anyone with tindr. That's not what it's for.
And your convo so far isn't helping your case any, ironic or otherwise.
God this thread is making me hard
>>29120894
This.
You'll be in her faster than poopoo in your diaper
>>29120879
>quotation marks
O i am laffin m8
I feel it going into my stomach oh god
>>29120963
OP, say this next
>>29120894
>>29120963
>lt's a typo
>>29120963
>a typo
>>29120963
>quotes
why did i not see that before. Fucking hell Op your killing me
>>29120975
No that's what got me into this mess
>>29120963
>its a typo
0riginalitend0
>>29120993
Share your hobbies and interests with her OP, there is still a chance.
>>29120993
You should've just asked her to meet up and talk face to face
How fucking autistic are you
>>29120993
you have to find out if you share anything in common if you want this to go any further. Ask her if she likes anime
>>29120993
Are you happy with that or do you sometimes want for more?
How many layers of irony is this thread operating on?
>>29120993
can i tell you something danielle? its just that all my life i have been sexually abused by my mother. I can still feel her cock throbbing in my arse. its led me to being severely socially stunted. thats why i got so flabbergasted when i spoke to a pretty girl such as yourself.
I got the Explorer part from her bio
Why are there people talking to 3d girls on my anime fan website?
>>29120919
You're also retarded apparently.
>>29121025
About 5 or 6 right now my dude
>>29121032
damn you are so smooth
>>29121034
It's ironic anon, why else would they do that?
>>29121032
>"what do you do for fun?"
>"nothing"
i hate women
>>29121032
"I'm an internet explorer, (giggles)"
I think she was making the Explorer thing up
>>29121032
Oh god this is painful
Can someone help me "get it" please
>>29121091
>l found myself
bitches
>>29121108
Can you help me find myself?
>>29121091
I can't. Please stop Anon, It's too much for me.
>>29121091
She's saying she explores her sexuality, say this:
I'm an explorer too.
And then:
Can I come over and explor you?
>>29121108
say "ohh i masturbate all the time too, if thats what you mean"
>>29121108
You Chad must only be an 8 or low 9 for that attitude.
>>29121091
>i just have to look in a mirror
this just keeps getting better
>>29121091
>haha
god i hate you normie pieces of shit
>>29121120
How many fucking Chads are on this board? get out!
OP was never meant to procreate. You're gonna get her skinned alive
>>29121108
"Talking about finding yourself makes you sound like an obnoxious cunt"
you gotta start negging her, OP.
>>29121126
This. Just this. That's exactly what Chad would answer to self discovery/exploring.
Attach a winking emote aswell
>>29121141
I'm on the board too.
I think from now on its a 50/50 chance either to be honest with her or just tell her lies to get laid like chad would do.
>>29121037
Are you triggered by that image anon?
>>29121091
>>29121108
this makes me feel so much better about myself
>>29121126
This is by far the best response.
>>29121108
You're gone. Ask her to come round now and get the rejection over with.
>>29121108
just say mommy feed me milkies
trust me works everytime drives them nuts
>>29121108
It's vague but it's one of two possiblities, either one of them meaning that this is soul-finding feels bullshit. She either literally goes on adventures or figuratively adventures through the mindspace. Either way this is meta bullshit, the girl is bitch testing you, just ask to fucking meet up already man and quit this.
>>29121073
She didn't say nothing...
>>29121144
please say this
>>29120209
>Hahahaha
Holy fucking shit, please end your pathetic existance already. This is genuinely painful for me to witness.
>>29121200
Do you consider "hanging with friends" a hobby? No? then shut the fuck up.
why are tinder threads allowed on /r9k/
>>29120434
Is this bait
Be smooth you idiot
And NEVER ASK GIRLS TO KISS THEM YOU MONGOLOID THATS LIKE FIRST RULE
fuck everytime i come on r9k
ask her what she did at weekend!
Jesus, you're just memeing right OP? I thought this board was mostly a joke but this much virginity can't be a complete lie.
ask her if she likes penis in her vagain
accidentally call her mom. this will come off as very coy and attractive.
This really is hopeless isn't it
>>29121282
RIP. Time for a new one.
>>29121108
jesus i hope this is fake
and if it isnt, she must be retarded for still talking to you
>>29121282
Jesuschrist OP. She was clearly looking for some fun and sex and you fucking blew it by being a fucking autist.
>>29121282
This is just too much.
>>29121282
>Can You Please Respond
>>29121287
Not done yet. The final act - the rant about how nice guys like him never get the girl is still missing before the curtain
>>29121282
>Hello?
hit her up with a "please respond" in a few minutes
Well at least she responded
>>29121282
wow she is a total bitch anon. grils only want chad. i'm really sorry she is treating you so poorly. there are others out there that would love to banter back and forth with you. don't give up!
>>29121361
oh shit she mad
ask what her job is
>>29121361
What a cunt.
You dodged a bullet, OP.
>>29121361
>I'm not gonna respont
>responds
say "Ha Ha! I got you to respond, roastie!"
>>29121361
wow rude
awaseszfd
>>29121361
Ask her if she wants to work on you
>>29121396
>roastie
never use this word on other sites
>>29121361
Say: "I want to find you too ;)"
>>29121369
What??? He's being an autistic creep. She isn't doing anything wrong
>this thread
I approve. This is legendary.
OP, you... have split my sides.
>>29121422
WITHOUT THE BRACKETS THIS TIME
I'm going to go out with a bang
>>29121437
>brackets
Brackets, he says.
>>29121427
op is actually putting in effort unlike most guys who would just say "wanna smash?"
it's cute that he is so infatuated with her that he doesn't know exactly what to say. she is just being a callous bitch. saying basic shit like she is trying to find herself ??
>>29121444
Alpha level: ascended Chad ssj4
Also: checked
>>29121444
Beautiful. Well played, OP
>>29121444
trips confirmed S tier response
i bet she will say some faggy shit then explicitly ask to suck your dick
>>29120655
>my small friend
kek
>>29121444
slam dunk trips
>>29121444
>acts alpha after all hope of getting with the girl is lost
This would be a great autism awareness story
>>29121444
tell her she is not even white
>>29121490
This
Tell her she had a shot at being the Whitney to your Bobby and she blew it. Bitches love abusive relationships, that's why they always stay.
She deleted me, but there's plenty more fish in this body of water
The walls in my dorm are thin. It's almost 2am. I'm trying so hard not to chortle. Fuckdammit my sides
>>29121534
You're not OP, tripfag
>>29121534
post the pic you are using OP
>>29121534
Why did OP suddenly become a tripfeggit?
>>29121543
Let's agree to disagree tbo
how do I install tinder? I don't use facebook
>>29121463
It's not cute. It's clingy and desperate and fucking creepy
>>29121555
He's earned it.
>>29121543
>>29121545
>>29121555
It's clearly OP, look at the UI, niggers. Stop acting like fags.
>>29121581
mama feed me milkies noww
>>29121572
Underage V&
GET OFF MY BOARD NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29121579
Make a Facebook, it just takes your name and pics.
>>29121572
MODS
Orageno
>>29121572
>I'm underage too
hmmm
>>29121610
I don't want my real friends noticing that I have a facebook account
>>29121572
Wow robot can't even recognize Hebrew as letters good job moot you fucking loser
>>29120545
stop being a dickhead if i were her your ass would have been blocked at "i like that about you"
>>29121163
Teleh mipo.
>>29120963
i get the quotation mark typo all the time too!
>>29121570
That is not you and if it is fuck you you have no excuse for being a robot
>>29121699
i dont know who you are but i saw a whole threads worth of people calling you a cuck
so here it is
youre a cuck
>>29121699
cocksinel
>>29121699
TELEH MIPO YA KUSHI
So, is anyone going to keep delivering or...?
>>29121728
Thanks, ironic how there are threads of people calling me a cuck and shitloads of people call me a cuck on normiegle but nobody's ever given a good reason.
>>29121757
Cookesinel makes more sense.
>>29121766
It's cringy when you type in "le Hebrew secret language XD".
Also, awwww, mods know my birthday (:
Imma cuck
>>29121893
Yes you are, fake trip.
Op, you better start some convos again man
>>29121893
>being this gullible
Le b8 maymay XD XD
>>29121091
>I found myself
Whore confirmed.
>>29121660
What about the number thing?
Not that abon, but I'm too paranoid to give them nt fuckin number.
>>29121893
That is just plain sad
>>29121988
GAS THE KIKES
original
>>29121444
Beautiful, also checked those trips senpai
>>29121998
...okay?hytgrfee
>>29121723
>THIS new
>papercraft origamamananilo
include me in the screencap senpai
>>29121858
That's not what irony is.
>>29121858
Ya homo.
>>29121444
Salvaged the situation expertly. Trips confirm... you are one step closer to becoming Chad.
>>29120209
Hahahahahahaaaaaaa dhxhchch
Hi this is Danielle. I see I've been trolled by the elite of the InterWebz (I like that about you).
>>29120545
How do you spergs get them to respond, girls usually just stop messaging me. Maybe this is entertaining her.
>>29120684
Exactly. This girl finds this spergout entertaining. We're just boring.
>>29121282
fake&gay
eatitrobit
