>just wants a qt princess gf
>normies keep taking her away, especially Chad Mario
Is Bowser one of us?
No. Bowser actually tries. Not to mention he has a kid, thus is not a virgin.
>>29119476
Who are the Koopa Kids mother?
>>29119464
I want to fuck that turtle
>>29119464
He is a fucking obese turtle that steals women and gets bullied by Italians. What the fuck do you think anon?
>>29119498
Peach, srsly
>>29119574
I'm going to need some proof anon.
>>29119464
No. Its the other way around. Chad Bowser keeps cucking Mario by stealing his gf.
>>29119591
One of them calls peach 'mom' in one of the games, gotta google the details.
>>29119615
I just Googled it. According to Miyamoto, the koopalings are not Bowsers children.
>>29119694
He's a lying liar who lies. We all know peach fakes her distress and mario is into it.
>>29119752
Why do normies like you try to defame Bowser? He wants her hand in marriage before anything else.
TOADIES GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD!!!!!!
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