THIS ALWAYS FUCKING HAPPENS EVERY DAY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29118306
Jesus christ, how fucking disgusting
>Looks like you got into a sticky dilemma anon
You gotta use wet wipes, man If your face was covered in shit, would you wipe it off with a dry paper towel? No.
>>29118306
Stop having anal sex so much
>>29118306
>changing your underwear everyday
>wearing underwear
My sweatpants have had poostreaks for months anon. Just dont think about it
>>29118306
Wipe your ass better you stinker
>people don't wipe until nothing appears on the paper
>>29118436
I thought everyone does this.
>>29118436
I find this really hard to do because of hair around my asshole. It literally takes an entire roll of toilet paper with no wet wipes. I just try to shit before a shower now.
The OP literally never happens to me any more doing it this way.
>>29118493
Everyone with some common sense does, I think
>>29118436
>>29118493
>>29118543
You dont actually pay for your own toilet paper? it would take me a entire fucking roll to get it clean. 2 wipes should be enough with a proper diet.
How can i fix this without spendig a fucking fortune on toilet paper
>be vegetarian
>wipe clean every time
meatshits can't compete
How does that happen everyday? Often I find that my butthole still has shit on it after much wiping, but despite that it almost never gets onto my underwear.
>>29118540
What if I told you that if you have to big of an ass-bush for it to be sanitary you can shave/wax it?
Shocking right? It's almost as if there are easily available solutions other than being a disgusting pig.
>>29118401
this. Sometimes I even wash mine with water after wiping.
Stop farting so crazily.
>>29118573
what the fuck are you eating
also some pointers:
>use 1-3 sheets at a time, fold them as necessary
>if a sheet doesn't come back swamped, wipe again, and repeat until you either stop drawing shit or the sheet gets sufficiently covered
In general, just be more conservative.
If you do this already, then change your fucking diet. There's no way what your eating is healthy. Even my most intense bouts of diarrhea have never warranted a full roll.
>>29118627
That sounds gay, might as well bleach your asshole and stick a buttplug up there during the day.
>>29118306
eat more fibre and eat less fat
Jesus christ, Op. Maybe you should wear a diaper or something.
>>29118306
Anon ffs wipe your ass properly
>>29118731
>commonly used solution to not being a disgusting human being leaking shit all day
>"that sounds gay"
Someone's insecure
>>29118781
Who said I'm leaking shit all day? I use wet wipes and shower after a shit and never have the OP's issue because of that.
>>29118540
The best way to combat this is to spread them cheeks before shitting. That way you minimize poop contact with ass hair. Trust me, you'll notice results.
>>29118609
>eat a steak
>that's it i win
vege"my soy beans and nuts totally emulate the taste of meat guys"tarians BTFO
