Let's build the robot test 5.0!
Post what you think it's a normie thing to do and what not.
>no criminal record as an adult +1
this makes no sense to me.
>>29118198
Indeed, is it a normie thing doing crimes..or not?
>>29118229
I think that it depends on the crime anf if you get caught or not.
Maybe we should make a crime section. Everyone! Post a crime and how much you think it's normie
Let's see, we should create a scoring system first.
>84 at 26 years old
this retarded thing needs to take age into account.
>+1-2 Basic stuff +3-4 Important stuff +5-6 Challenging stuff +7-8 Impressive stuff
>>29118173
i think the scaling is wrong
Let's start with physical.
>Attractive face +4
Because it's true that it gives you a considerable boost in charisma but it's not a cure for autism
>Healthy weight for age and sex +2
A basic but important thing.
>Particularly fit/strong/muscular +2
It helps sociality, but non that much
>At least 6'0 tall(M)/good figure(F) +2
Again, has an influence but not that much.
>Exercise regularly +1
A very basic stuff that is often the border between neckbeardism and normiehood
>Have an healthy diet +1
Same as exercise
>4
>decent smartphone
>no criminal record
ama
>Minor or no physical abnormalities +2
Again, it may hamper you, but you can overcome its hardships with effort. Just look at mr torsoman and other crippled motivational teachers
>No smoking/vaping addiction +2
Addiction is the key word here, normie smoke and vape but aren't controlled by it.
>No alcohol addiction +1
Same as before but alcoholism is more frowned upon than smoking
>>29119189
For real? Tell us your story
>>29119189
what types of magic do you practice?
>Not addicted to drugs +1
Same as alcoholism, normies use drugs but when they get addicted they lose social ranks
>>29118173
139
I hate where I am in life and constantly feel like I should be further ahead than where I am and that I'm a disappointment.
It doesn't get better, guys.
Should separate job into "good paying/prestigious" and shitty minimum wage.
>>29119249
for you
[originalstuff]
agree
I joined earlier the marijuana entry with the generic drug one because essentially it's about the same subject
>Good dental hygiene +1
Once again a very basic thing
>Shower regularly +2
One more point because normies usually tolerate sweat odor until it becomes unbearable.
>Dress normally +1
A point given if you don't wear trenchcoats,fedoras or other out-of-place/autistic clothing
>Dress fashionably +3
It's easy to blend in the crowd, but looking good takes skill and is rewarded with more attention
>Take care of a pet +1
this needs clarification
like if you have a dog or a hedgehog
it's not the same
if you have a hedgehog you're a manchild/ or if you're a girl it's cute
if you have a dog you're more of a man/ same with a girl- appears more mature
>>29119393
forgot my point
so we need
take care of a pet:
>dog, cat etc +3 or +2
>hedgehog, mouse, fish etc +1
>visit a doctor regularly +1
Basic stuff
>Have a normal hairstyle +1
Same stuff as the clothes entry
>Have a fashionable hairstyle +2
>Have an overall attractive body +3
(excludes face)The previous "take pride in your body" is not really relevant since even a deluded obese can be proud of his horrible body. It's a certain feat to have a hot bod.
I scored 130 and I don't feel suxesfull at all, your test is shit.
>No chronic conditions +2
Same as the physical abnormalities.
>Practice an individual sport +1
Doing sport is the normie epitome
>Practice a group sport +2
Even more normie-like
>>29119507
The test merely measures how normal/healthy you are, not how huge is your self-hatred.
>trims/shaves pubes +2
only non sexual active individuals have bushes
>>29119527
Individual sport:archery, swimming,golf
Group:soccer,rugby,basket ecc.
>>29119571
is that true? Interesting.But then it can be incorporated in the Social section inside the "is a virgin" question
>>29119571
>perfumes & scents + 2
every normie must smell good
>>29119601
well you can still be virgin with trimmed bush
but if you never gonna trim/shaved it, you will stay virgin
>>29119557
I'm pretty sure I'm pretty average among the people my age and thats how I feel. I wouldn't call that sucessful.
>>29119609
Good idea.
>good perfumes & scents +1
I think we're mostly done with the physical section. Let's move to the mental one
why not put some minus points , like spending more then 6 hrs a day on PC on not work or school related things
>>29119638
don't know in what category belongs
>doesn't swear/ offend people +1
all normies are whiteknights
>>29119633
Self-hatred is quite a common thing to have too.
>No significant autism,aspergers, etc. +1
A basic thing since having either can potentially destroy your social lie
>No significant depression +4
Just like the anon above testified, depression is a common thing these days. People without it have some sort of an edge over saddies in social life due to not having to mantain a facade of happiness.
>Taking meds or therapy if applicable +1
The common answer to depression is meds and therapy. It's +1 since after all, caring about your sanity should be a very basic thing.
>>29119665
We reason only on plus points for simplicity, your suggestion would be like
>spending less than 6 hrs a day on pc for non-work related stuff +x
>>29119690
Social category for sure.
Good suggestion.
> doesn't have mental baggage +2
like:
my mom/dad hated me
i was bullied and had an affect on me
i was never loved
i don't approach women/men because i fear they will do the same like my last girlfriend/boyfriend
i fear i will die alone
etc.
>Not anxious around family/friends +2
A certain degree of anxiety in social relationships is normal, not having any puts you a step above others.
>Not uncomfortable around strangers +1
The base for many spaghetti stories, uncomfortableness around strangers usually means social ineptitude.
Here are a few options for a feature test
>doesn't have constent homocidal or suicidal thoughts +2
> is optimistic most of the time +1
> does not have any personality disorder +3
> is tolerant and progressive +2
> feel that they fit in into modern society +3
> are good leaders +2
>do not procrastinate often +1
> has no porn addiction +2
>>29119781
good idea
>Don't feel anxious about going outside +1
A basic thing
>>29119901
Very good.
[originalityunbound]
Hmm..mental section is kinda hard to think up.
I'll pass to social for now:
>Use social networks regularly +2
A very normie thing to do. To get the points you have to create an account for yourself and actually interact with others.
>Had at least one romantic parter before +2
It is considered as a basic thing for normies, but it's actually kind of difficult to get one
>Had 3 or more romantic partners before +4
Being chosen several times as a partner is the mark of a succesful normie.
>Not a virgin +8
Virginity is the mark of a robot. Losing is a giant step towards normiehood.
>Had sex with multiple partners before +5
(not necessarily all at the same time)
Same discussion as multiple romantic partners but actually slightly harder to accomplish
>>29120230
Correction:
>Had sex with multiple partners before +4
>Have at least one friend in real life +2
An important thing for a normie, even if some manage to go on without any true friendships
>Have at least 5 or more friends in real life +4
Same as before but amplified
>Socialise in person at least once a week +1
A basic thing, by socialise I intend meeting in person not for work,school and other business stuff.
>Socialise at least once a day +4
Going out of your way to socialize every day is a mark of a superior normie-kind
>Recreational screen-time up to 4h a day +1
A basic thing for normies that always buzz around a sea of activities but not so much for robots and wizzles.
>Leave the house regularly +1
A basic thing, it doesn't matter if you go innawoods alone or at a party, if you get out you are less robot than you would be as a shut-in
>Kissed romantically before +2
A basic thing...if you ever had a gf,that is.
>Held hands romantically before +1
See above
>Had a relationship in the last 6 months +2
A couple extra points to lasting relationships
>Good relationship with family +3
Kind of rare nowadays but still the "idyllic happy family" is a very normie thing.
For now I'llpass on the accomplishment section
>Own a vehicle +1
A basic thing, despite its costs
>Have a productive talent +2
By productive talent I intend things that can potentially translate in an income or anyway can be useful in everyday life. +2 because not all normies are productive.
>Got an high school diploma +1
A basic thing to have in the normie world.
You're usually shunned a bit if you don't have one.
>Own or rent a living space +1
>Have a college degree +3
I think I got it, I'll repost later with the alpha version
>>29120743
deliver OP
this is original don't steal
