>been smoking cigarettes since I turned 18 because I fell for the meme.
>19 now
>get ID'd EVERY TIME I buy cigs
>Have had my ID ACTUALLY TAKEN BY THE CLERK because they thought it was fake 3 times this year
Why was I cursed with babyface and no jaw.
You're ignoring the positives to this. You can start openly hitting on 12 year-olds and no one will give you a second glance
Someone has actually, literally told me that I look like I'm 12 before
>"shhh anonette, that's not very nice"
Wasn't even offended desu. I'm proud of my youth. Makes me feel like peter pan.
I'm 24 but get mistaken for a high schooler all the time.
>>29118016
might just be because you're ugly as fuck
>>29118114
this is a safe place for robots
GET THE FUCK OUT
>grew up in Albuquerque
>7th grade
>look like a 4th grader
>had some chad tier friends
>we played airsoft together
>they hung out with me because i had better guns and would share
>one day we're at our park
>off away from the playground because we're not assholes
>we're a good distance away from kids playing
>we also fire cross-ways so a stray pellet wouldn't even go in that direction
>no possibility of hurting anybody other than ourselves
>so we're having a good time playing COD in real life
>like we do every other day there
>suddenly a bunch of cars pull up
>beans spilling everywhere
>not good beans either, real gangsters with their bitches and kids
>they're setting up tables getting ready for a BBQ
>some of the beans are threatened by our presence
>3 of them walk all the way over to us
>"EH WE GOTS KIDZ OVER HER PLAYIN WHATZ UP"
>one of chad's tries to explain that we do this all the time and there's no way anyone over there could be hit
>dumb beans don't understand, getting aggressive
>fucking beaner grabs my FAMAS out of chads hands and snaps the barrel off, throws it
>other bean throws him to the ground
>another chad rushes over to help our fallen comrade, 3rd bean kicks him down
>one of them looks at me and say "you too young, nigga"
>takes my custom painted m4 out of my hands
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEing internally, holding back tears
>they walk away with it and say they're calling the police if we don't get gone
>we skedaddle and chads stopped talking to me after that
I dont think you can blame the cigarettes, I started drinking coffee when I was 11-12 and smoking cigs when I was 16. I just turned 18 and people often mistake me for much older, you're probably just an early bloomer.
>>29118464
Late bloomer*
Opposite problem. I'm 18.
>>29118464
if yod read the post youd see that im not, im saying that i look young so getting cigs is hard as fuck
>>29118464
If pic related is you, this fucking fluff and shitskin clearly indicates you're an underage faggot. Shut up.
>>29118519
Kek sorry im high
>>29118506
You literally look 45 years old.
>>29118506
You could probably get drinks without being ID'd.
>>29118464
Enjoy having hair while you can.
>>29118506
You look like you'd be a great poet or something like that
Your face is very shakespearean
Can't believe you're 18 though
Grow some facial hair, any will do even if it's shitty and thin
>>29118506
Nigga you at least 30
>>29118506
Id say you got it better than op
>>29118506
Sup Reek
Why do I even live anymore? I can't take it I look 14
>>29118506
Post ID? Just your birthdate of course, because I find it hard to believe. What happened to you?
>>29118606
No you d0nt
>>29118606
You remind me of David Byrne.
>>29118619
Couldn't be fucked, just trust me.
Poor sleep and lack of will to live.
>>29118606
You look fine, stop being so insecure Desu~
>>29118606
You look 28
>>29118630
>David Byrne
Well I am scottish
>>29118536
I mean 18 is basically the same as 17 or 16
>>29118660
desu you look fine senpai, just sad eyes.
>>29118606
You're just some normie, girls will like you but never love you and no man will ever respect you, but you'll be fine
>>29118680
Is it really that obvious?
I smile all the time but people keep telling me I seem depressed, it's fucking weird
>>29118016
16
>>29118464
18, the tuft of facial hair helps, without it I'd say 15
>>29118506
40
>>29118606
18
How old you all look to me.
>>29118061
>I'm proud of my youth
Uh, anon you're not a girl that you should be proud in appearing youthful. Men are supposed to look masculine.
>>29118506
Gain 25lbs, use moisturizer, take vitamin A+E pills to uptake the collegen production, get 8-9 hours of rest, drink 10 cups of water a day, wear sunscreen everytime you go out and in 3 months you'll look like Bard Chad
And bam you'll look healthier and younger bitch.
I'm 22, most people think I look 18.
>>29118734
>Gain 25lbs
Muscle or fat? Because I'm seriously not in the mood to hit the gym.
lmao dug up a pic when i was 18, it's not good being homo neanderthalensis mode either
>>29118760
Fat.
GOMAD should do the trick.
There's 3500 calories in a gallon of milk, if you add a gallon to your regular eating routine you'll be able to put on a pound a day.
Plus all the protein from it will probably help you grow and an inch or two since most guys don't stop developing till we hit 25.
>>29118795
why the long face?
/thread
>>29118720
I pretty much agree with you but wouldn't you agree that heigh and body type is atleast 50% of how old a person looks?
>>29118795
At least you look very masculine.
>>29118809
I've drunk a liter a day for 6 months and I'm still 5'5". Pretty sure my growth plates are closed.
>>29118819
>being that guy
post a pic of yourself you piece of shit. I bet you're a fat balding manlet.
>>29118819
idk i was born with it i cannot influence my skull shape :/
>>29118728
>uh
that's pretty fucking queer
>the rest of your post
that's also pretty fucking queer
>>29118290
horrible post
youre obviously 14 or a fucking autist
never make a post again
kill yourself
>>29118836
A liter is nothing. And your plates don't lock till your 25.
>>29118879
every fucking time i write green text
i'm just gonna start making shit up because nobody likes my actual stories
that was a real thing that happened to me
>31 years old
>carded when I go to see Deadpool because it's rated R
>none of my coworkers take me seriously because they think I'm like 19
>>29118927
but it made no actual sense
you just mentioned yourself looking like a kid and then writing a story not being related to you looking like a little kid
dont give up tho
I believe in you
have you tried fart posting or something? seagal posting on tv?? i bet you could do those pretty good! watch and learn my friend
>>29118958
the point was they didn't assault me because they thought i was younger and made a shitty comment about it when they stole my gun
>>29118937
what kind of faggot movie clerk cards people for R rated movies?
>>29118506
Same with me. I'm 22, people say that I look at least 35.
