What is it that you want from men, fembots?
everything
and then some.
Not you, OP. Kill yourself
THEIR SOULS
>>29117972
Money and dicks.
>>29117972
Nothing, I don't want to get close to other humans.
>>29118065
>I don't want to get close to other humans.
You are lying to yourself.
>>29117972
I just want a big strong guy who holds me in his arms :( ls that so much to ask?
confidence, big black cock
>>29118065
neither do i. Maybe we could not get close to other human beings together
>>29118158
>a big strong guy
Yes, ky.
>>29118193
Whats wrong with loving muscles anon :3
money
they only want money
Dick and conversation, honestly
>>29118200
Nothing, let's cuddle.
would you tongue fuck her shitter, fembots?
>>29118165
That would mean getting close to a human. No thanks
>>29118249
>cuddeling
>not just sleeping next to her whole feeling her body gently move the mattress as she slumbers through another night, anxious to face the world in the morning no matter what lay ahead.
What are you a fagggot?
there is literally 800 fembots threads in the catalogue
thx for ruining the board you assfaggots
>taller than me
>has a job
>has a car
>doesn't live with mommy
>confident knows what he wants
>not overweight
>not underweight
that's pretty much all we want
>>29118272
>>29118249
Ouch. Sry anon, seems you got denied
>>29118322
>>29118272
i was being humorous mang
>>29118315
I'm the opposite of what you described
>>29118315
>taller than me
Fucking why? I'm 5'10" and this still bothers me. I'd have no problems with a taller gf.
>has a job
Student
>has a car
Nope, haven't seen the point in learning yet
>doesn't live with mommy
There is literally nothing wrong with living at home. Enjoy wasting all your money on rent.
>confident knows what he wants
just beee urself
>not overweight
>not underweight
Healthy weight
>>29118315
why does every single chick mention the car thing. I have literally never seen a man list some material possession he wants a potential gf to have
>>29118425
Because women are all materialists. They have no conception of love or care for anything other than money and status. Even the "fembots" are like that.
Love and support and someone to love and support, basically a partner to share my life with. And at least two kids.
>>29118315
you* want
>>29118425
because they are whores
fake prostitutes
they offer their vagina for your assests
>>29118315
meanwhile you do nothing and expect a celebration if you lift your fat ass and get a min wage job
fuck you and die along with your future chad
>>29118456
it's just annoying and weird as fuck. I actually DO have a car but it's such a huge fucking turnoff the way most women will casually list ownership of some material object as a requirement for companionship
>>29118402
>>29118418
>>29118425
>>29118455
>>29118456
hook line and sinker
>>29118455
especially fuck you you delusional repressed bitch. stop trying to appeal to whatever group of males are around you. cunt.
"fembots" don't exist
eot (end of thread)
>>29118508
Why would I want to appeal to you? There's no chance of me dating any of you. And I'm not delusional or repressed, I live a pretty healthy "normal" life.
>>29118535
because you are a cunt who seeks validation where ever you can get it.
also all the things i listed are the bare minimum requirements for 90% of literally all females for a potential bf.
Accept (ugly)me and my dysfunctional family. I have big scars on my knees and literally never worn a skirt in my life so thats one of my top insecurities in life. I'm also skeletal so pls don't always comment about my weight as I know it already. Also, I would always support my family so I want a guy who doesnt ask me to cut off family ties.
Oh, just don't smell bad pls I would give you a bath if you start smelling bad.
>>29118565
>all we want
>literally all females
>pretending to be a woman on r9k to bait guys
Bud, get it together
My minimum requirements:
>18-25
>Hygenic and relatively healthy
>Motivated in school or work, passionate
>Not completely socially inept
>Has interests, doesn't really matter what it is
>Kind and at least somewhat optimistic
inb4 you pull the
>CHAD
>SEXY
>RICH
bullshit. No, I just want someone who is my complement, not a "project" who I have to fix to bring him to standard to introduce to my coworkers/friends/family.
>>29118631
you're right mommy it's been a long night
>>29118567
awwww, poor femanon. It's gonna be ok.
>>29118065
gee aren't you different? such a free spirited firl!!!
look everyone a girl who's different from the other girls! lol gtfo roastie bitch.
>>29118631
>i dont want a project
You sound like a compulsive cheap whore.
>bring him to standard to introduce to my coworkers/friends/family
Holy shits thats so shallow. You care so much about your outside image that you cant be with your soulmate because your outward appearance matter more.
You are a perfect example of a low intelligence female. Muh social status. I bet you're logged into facebook right now, gotta keep up the social charade!
>>29118789
You're an idealistic child. If you think that wanting to be with an equal, someone you can respect and trust, and someone who gets along with your social circle is shallow and cheap, you clearly haven't lived in the world. It isn't about wearing an Hermes belt, it's about dating someone who is capable of keeping up in a conversation over dinner or at a holiday party. Guess what, when mummy isn't paying for your figurine collection you have to get a job, which involves, gasp, other people.
>>29118849
mama feed me
>>29118849
Goddamn, I'm not even a robot, but you sound obnoxious as fuck. I pity the poor sap who will put up with your shit just to fuck a banal vagina. I wouldn't touch you with the back of my hand.
>>29118849
Not gonna go into details but i work etc.
You make it sound like you are trying to fit in a "social circle" you dont belong in. I mean you make it sound like your friends are the royal family and that a shy introvert soulmate that cant hold a speech is UNACCEPTABLE. If you had actual friends who cared about you they would accept any man in your life.
The fact that you mention your friends and familys social status in regards to finding a bf is just pathethic.
YOU EVEN MENTION FUCKING COWORKERS, i mean what the fuck is wrong with you? they are your coworkers not your fucking friends. Im really getting nasty whore vibes from you now. Please dont respond to me anymore.
>>29118996
itt:
> boys who don't understand that getting promotions is about getting along with coworkers and managers
> boys who don't understand that when you are socially adept, you don't want to date a socially inept person
> boys who don't understand that wanting a certain personality trait is OK
>>29119064
wtf does "socially adept" even mean
>>29118890
>>29119064
I understand everything you've said, and wanting a certain trait is OK. The thing is though, you're obnoxious and no sane man will want anything to do with you beyond fucking you in your festering hole. Only a self-loathing martyr could keep up the charade of dating you long-term. And take your ad hominems somewhere else, toots.
>>29118505
>I actually DO have a car
>but it's such a huge fucking turnoff the way...
Translation: I have a shitbox and women are not impressed
>>29119064
>>29118631
Reminder that if it were not for materialistic harpies, us NEETs and robots would be the ideal.
"In male cultures men only work in order to live, but in nations where women domineer, men frequently work themselves to death."
How about you roasties do something for men once in a while. Funny thing is I meet your criteria but you still come off as a complete bitch.
>>29119166
>he lives to impress walking fuck-holes
You're gonna wake up some day. And with you being a woman, it will be pretty soon. Notice the "pretty", something you'll not be for long.
You guys are pathetic, and the girls ITT are right to shit on you.
Get over yourselves, stop whining, and get to work. Nobody wants to be with a lazy, broke loser.
just someone to talk to who is pretty kind and let's me vent to him because I have a lot of reasons to be upset
Maybe someone who can help ease my depression and prevent me from going insane completely although sometimes I think I might as well do that
>>29119235
W-would you help me with my depression too fembot
>>29119235
You're looking for someone to solve all your problems, just like the guys ITT. Get over your own problems, get your own shit together, and then look for a partner
>>29119257
Fuck off back to /adv/, you demented mongoloid, nobody gives a shit about your input.
>>29119278
It is in your best interest to listen to me, instead of becoming offended.
>>29119257
mama i hungy
>>29119296
I'm not offended, you're being offtopic like the mongoloid that you are. This thread has nothing to do with your stale, shitty advice
>>29119257
Part of my problem is that I have no human companionship
Dear fembots,
Chad here, I don't want you unless you look like this anyway.
>>29118567
Don't worry femanon, you're beautiful. I'm sure there's someone out there for you. You sound like a good person, seriously.
>>29118455
Aww! You're quite the ideal girl I'm sure most guys would like. Stacy is overrated.
There's someone out there for both of you. :)
>>29119348
get the fuck out of here you faggot they won't sleep with you or give you their skype holyshit
>>29117972
alpha fux and beta bux.
>>29118567
How tall / cup size?
>>29119309
>Assuming I'm female because the OP contains the word "fembot"
Reasonably speaking, your partner is probably never going to love you as much as your parents (might have). You have to be able to bring something to the table. You have to be somebody. It's not hard. You an advantage over most people, not everybody, but you are a middle class, first world citizen. That alone gives you opportunities that most of the world's brown races will never have, that they would give up a hand to have. Make the best of it.
Here's a tip: if you can make a career work, if you can develop and put into action a marketable skill, and a plan for your own future, then finding a loyal wife is pretty easy compared to that. Women are not generally as cruel or greedy as /r9k/ says.
>>29117972
Status, money and security of course!
>>29118315
>taller than me
I'm 5"7
>has a job
I have for 5 years
>has a car
I have two cars
>doesn't live with mommy
I was out of home @ 17
>confident knows what he wants
I've never doubted anything I wanted
>not overweight
I'm skinny-fat, with a bit of musscle
>not underweight
See above
--------------------------
I'm 25 and haven't ever been in a relationship, girls in Australia want too much.
>>29119383
dada gimme peepee
>>29119334
Get out. Learn how to use the city bus. Go to the gas station and buy a pack of gum. Start slow, and, every day, force yourself to interact with other humans at least a little.
Forget about other people for a little while. Focus on helping yourself first. If you can do that, then finding people to keep you company won't be so hard. Get your own shit together, first.
>>29119342
Why would we want Chad?
>>29119400
I'm sure even teenage, 14 year old girls wanted too much when everyone was hitting puberty and starting their first relationships.
>>29119416
Not every can get their shit together. They are bound to be constant failures because of some sort of irreversible damage done to them, be it genetic or induced over time.
>>29119421
MOMMY GIB MILKIES NOW
![5784575+_b8f6d046a9a71e49fc79e2ef0af17291[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BGXoyuR.jpg "5784575+_b8f6d046a9a71e49fc79e2ef0af17291[1].jpg")
>>29119449
>irreversible damage
Get your shit together, drama queen.
>>29119449
>Not every can get their shit together.
Maybe not, but you are not one of those people, despite how badly you'd like to be. Stop complaining. Get to work.
I want a smart educated older man who is chubby and hairy and likes cuddling me after work.
>>29119471
>tfw one of those people
Tried medication, therapy, self-hypnosis, nothing worked. Still terrible at socializing.
>>29119478
get out of here faggot this isn't a boipussy thread
>>29119400
>I'm 25 and haven't ever been in a relationship, girls in Australia want too much.
If you wanted a partner you could find one who's willing to appreciate what you bring to the table. She doesn't have to be pretty. She has to be submissive and loyal. And that's it.
>>29119470
Thanks for another useless advice fellow ledditor :^) Is the pic supposed to be relevant?
>>29119471
How do you know what i am if you don't know me? I have serious mental damage that cant be solved by beeing myself because i have tried for a while. It is not something i have influence over.
>go to shows with me
>get drunk and listen to bone awl with me
>start a family with me
>give their v-card and surname to me
>do cool /out/ things with me
>see me as something as something precious and delicate and in need of protection
>create a comfy home with me (garden, interesting decorations, etc)
>tease me and call me silly names a lot
so how ridiculous are these?
>>29119494
You're probably making things more complicated than they need to be. And you might never be a social flower or whatever they call it. You don't need to be. The goal is being functional enough to look after yourself and take care of your own.
Like I said, start slow, start small. But do it every day. Every single day, get out of the cave and go interact with somebody. Buy a cup of coffee. Get a pack of cigarettes and offer one to a bum.
If you keep at it, you'll make progress. Don't look to pills or magic whatever to solve all your problems overnight: if you're a complete nervous wreck right now, it's going to remain that way for a little while. Just keep at it, everyday, and you'll see progress.
>>29119501
Is that not what every respectable girl wants?
>>29119532
>>start a family with me
everything else is acceptable though. you sound like fun.
>>29119400
manlets...
when will they ever learn?originale
>>29119554
>respectable
>girl
choose one.
>>29119532
I can do all of that except decorations
That's gay
>>29117972
>6'4" (will go as low as 6'3")
>110 kg (minimum)
>10% bf
>Big dick, at least 7"x5"
>6 figures
I can't believe some women "'""settle""" for less.
>>29119519
>I have serious mental damage
Whatever that means.
If you were tortured, raped, had your legs blown off in Nam, ect, then go get a good therapist. I can't help you.
If you're another one of the thousands of whiny permachildren on this website who just doesn't want to make the effort to get their shit together in a rough, hard, unfair world, then what I'm saying is that it's in your own interest to stop excusing your helplessness with more apathy, and to work to help yourself.
>>29119560
>I'm not ready to be an adult yet
Sorry, but I'll pass
Good children
Mutual happiness
Someone to show my family
Someone to obey and cook and clean and work for
>>29119606
mommy mommy feed me
>>29119509
Indeed. It was related to
>be it genetic
You sound like a fat person crying about genetics.
Loyalty. Something they're incapable of giving
>>29119224
Thing is, most of them aren't better than the guys they're shitting on
>>29119641
>you have to completely spell it out for him
>>29119630
>being this traditional and boring
fuck your family.
>>29119653
I'm sorry.
My family's standards are higher than my own, which is the biggest problem.
>>29119596
Neither. I have been trying to live normally with uni and everything and kept getting a gradual memory lose and deteroriating ability to focus my attention, all while trying to live healthily and 'getting my shit together'. And it messed up thigns for me many times, despite doing my best to making up for that with writing notes for myself etc. As i said not every one can get their shit together which was a stated fact you shouldn't be arguing with, im not trying to blame anyone.
>>29119643
Statistically speaking, men are and have always been the more adulterous. Maybe you're hiding from your own problems by putting 100% of the blame on women in general?
>>29119630
Do you live in Georgia? You're just what I'm looking for.
>>29119686
Nope. Women are just better at hiding it.
>>29119532
>Bone and awl
>wants to start family
10/10. what's your skype?
>>29119686
bullshit
it's a lot easier for women to get sex.
>>29119661
Finding someone you feel comfortable showing your family is usually a quite healthy watermark.
Losers like this >>29119653 are no good. Who's he gonna be in 20 years? You've gotta think about that.
>>29119688
Sadly no, Im Polish
>>29119729
*until you are ovulating that is
>>29119720
Sex is gross anyway, public validation of self-worth is where it is at
>>29119757
god i hate women. a real one would never admit this but it's literally all they care about.
Alright losers I'm gone. Help yourselves or don't. It's your life.
>>29119686
>chad fucks whores who throw themselfs at his feet
>all men are dishonest shitbags
>keep worshipping chad
wew lad
>>29119739
I'd seriously like to get to know each other a bit, that sucks.
>>29119796
mama feed baby now
>>29119788
That is biologically determined, nothing to be angry at. It is like i was saying i hate men for being thirsty and wanting to stick their dick into anything resembling a vagina.
>>29118425
It's becauae when you have to give rides to your bf it gets really fucking annoying and they will end up relying on you.
>>29119813
I'm a man, I have standards.
You generalize too much.
>>29119796
So a second i thought it was a qt boy, im kinda disappointed now
>>29117972
I always post this in these threads AND I FINALLY FOUND HIM!!
>has to be white
>blonde or light brown hair
>blue eyes
>between 5'10 - 6'4 (met a 6'7 guy from tinder NOPE)
>short buzzed hair with no beard
>in the military,law enforcement, or at least security job field like me
>has to live within 30 minutes of me
>must get along with his family, non divorced parents are a plus
>need at least 10 friends in common so I can always ask about him
>can't have a huge dick because I'm petite
>has to be patriotic but not enough to support trump
After a year of searching on online dating websites I finally found him. He's such a great guy, I text him when I wake up and he calls me before he goes to bed. He got deployed back to the Marines but will be back home in October.
>>29119800
>women are all Chad-worshipping whores!
>b-but not my 10/10 qt hehe, I'll go post her in 10/10 thread, she's pure and not an attention whore, despite having 10000 pictures of her available online and a lot of drama attached to her life
>>29118567
>I would give you a bath.
O-oh, that's really cute. Please clean me!
>>29119845
better go fuck tyrone and jamal then
>>29119845
hopefully he will get shot and youll get to live alone for the rest of your life
>>29119686
I was talking about men. Men are incapable of loyalty, which is something I so badly want from them (because it is what I have to offer too)
>>29119863
>>29119881
Guys you so mean :(
>>29118849
>Don't embarrass me at the dinner party!
I understand what's important to you. It's unbecoming.
>>29119899
mama feed me milkes
>>29119831
There is no such thing as generalizing 'too much'. If you are an exception from the rule, which i would never know unless i knew you personally, you would just be a minority. And i'm judging the majority from what i saw up till now.
>>29119928
REE STOP SHITPOSTING
>>29119383
Parental love is not comparable with romantic. One chooses to love you or not.
>>29119935
i j-just want a qt to let me suck on her boobies. s-sorry anon :(
>>29119966
O-oh I thought you were mocking or something like that... it's okay I forgive you
Im an asexual so no
>>29119846
Then the good part comes
>robot gets a gf
>she does everything for him that he could possibly want
>this is not enough because she doesn't look like his """"pure"""" femslut waifu
>spends all his time emotionally neglecting her in favour of collecting and posting pictures of his "not-like-the-other-girls" girls
>he cheats on her with a girl that looks """"pure""""
>>29119400
Wtf do you have 2 cars for is you're a wizard?
>>29119532
>Goes to shows
>Has actual individualistic music tastes
>Enjoys nature
Pretty much what I'd want in a girl.
>>29119981
can i hab milkies now mommy?
ITT:
Male children who think women are obnoxious bitches for unapologetically having standards.
>>29119981
He's mocking you, you autist. Ignore and report.
>>29119641
>>29119677
Well here is my explanation, hope it helped to let you see what is my stance.
>>29120047
don't speak for me faggot. i have no ill will i only want boobs and milkies
>>29119845
Don't cheat on him, please.
![14394125682501[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/CatUpN0.png "14394125682501[1].png")
>>29120038
So true it hurts.
>girl wants someone who will not embarrass her in front of the family
>robots get buttblasted and feel called out, so they proceed to call her names in order to feel better about themselves and to protect their giant ego
>>29119677
Did you go to get treated for that?
>>29119686
>statistically speaking
>no statistics posted
Men factually fall in love faster than women, and fall out of love faster than women. Women even have more sexual partners, as noted in https://www.amherst.edu/media/view/239672/original/Alexander+%26+Fisher+%282003%29.pdf
Sucks that women are unintelligent animals capable of only instinctual reaction to stimuli. Literally subhuman.
>>29120120
I wasn't given any medication except for antidepressants that have worked only from time to time. I can't take medication that is normally given for ADHD-PI either, so my only option is to work carefully not to make the situation worse.
>>29120298
What's the cause of memory loss? Is it some condition?
>>29119551
I know I don't have to be highly outgoing, I don't even want to be. Just a gf and a few friends would be nice. I can take care of myself in daily life, just terrible at interacting with others socially. I have been going out walking a lot recently, just trying to keep myself occupied. I don't mind going outside if I'm not forced into a social situation.
