Are still hoping for your knight in shining armour to come and save you from you hikki ways?
YES! If anyone wants to be my knight in shining armour please hmu kthxbye
>>29117651
Her weak arms could barely lift a sword, much less swing one. She needs to get back to the homestead and have a baby or thirteen.
>you will never challenge her to a combat and plunge her with your big long sword
why even live
>>29117651
Why would you need armor for that? Women are so retarded.
>>29117745
Swords are much lighter than you'd expect, and could be easily used by almost any adult.
>>29117651
I just want to be a househusbando, is that too much to ask?
>>29117651
>ywn defeat her in a sword battle, knock her out and keep her as a sex slave in your basement until she gets ugly/old/sick, after which you would gave her to your soldiers to rape to exhaustion and then put her in a hole where you would piss and shit while she slowly starved to death as she tried to survive on your waste
A real shame.
>>29117847
Yes, it is, since that is what every girl wants, and unlike you they can get it. Easily, in fact.
>>29117847
Can you cook? Do you enjoy giving head? Are you a hot piece of ass? Few people can comfortably afford to support someone you know. You'd better be a trophy if you want to be claimed.
>>29118030
>Can you cook? Do you enjoy giving head? Are you a hot piece of ass?
Not him but yeah, all three. Not gonna sit around waiting for a bossy girl though, I'll figure things out myself.
>>29117651
I found the chink in an armor.
