Good morning, wagecuck. And what a fine morning it is.
Another day, another dollar.
>>29117303
eat 20,000 lbs of shit
I'm off today you fucking piece of shit.
>>29117303
>TFW I just woke up
I am going to workout then eat my breakfast.
I love the weather today, might as well go have a walk in the park while listening to Vivaldi.
Then gotta head to the at neighbours house before her fiancee gets back from work ;)
>>29117325
Found the retail cuck
>>29117368
wagies just can't handle the banter.
>>29117303
Goodmorning, neetcuck. Gonna go out and enjoy the weather today. I can do pretty much anything I want, I might even take a last minute flight to paris!
Is mummy letting you do anything today? Have you done your chores? How about that conversation dad wants to have with you?
>>29117325
Burger flipping piece of shit
>>29117349
>your face when dreaming up this shit tier fiction
>>29117396
>last minute flight to Paris
No no no Wagie, how Mr.Shkelstein going to buy his new Yacht if you go abroad? Its summer so gotta work double.
Don't worry about your gf, I'll take care of her while you're serving society ;)
>>29117303
At least I have gf who I treat well and adores me
>>29117562
is this accurate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA
>>29117397
I have fucking $4,500 in the bank right now. I could literally pay you to suck my dick and give me a rim job. Maybe I'll even make an offer if you beg enough, I know you're probably hurting for money, you gotta fund that figure collection somehow. Silly me, you probably don't even have one. Just fucking die already you worthless NEET.
>>29117593
>$4500 in bank
lmfao i have exactly $56,021,50 in the bank right now and i'm 18
>>29117396
You acting like I didn't save up my money to get passive income that supports me
>>29117613
Lmao I have exactly $28929292939292 in the back right now and I'm not even 3
>>29117613
would someone really do this? Lie on the internet?
>>29117568
>adores me
Kek
>>29117593
Lol I have $15k in the bank and $30k in my superannuation and I haven't wage slaved in 6 months.
>>29117644
over 95% of it is inheritance
Wagie wagie why this ragie?
Is it because when you see us neets you realice what an utter failure you are?
Or is it because no matter how hard you work, you will always get peanuts compared to your lord mr. Sheklstein?
I understand why your life is full of anger and loathing.
See you next thread wagies because i know you will return because of your miserable existence
>>29117593
>I have fucking $4,500 in the bank right now.
Its adorable how you typed this thinking this was in any way something to brag about
>>29117641
Being NEET doesn't mean you have to live on NEETbux.
>>29117659
Who cares, at least I treat her better than anyone will ever treat her
>>29117303
>And what a fine morning it is.
Ausfag here.
It's cold as shit but thankfully my personal office is nice and warm.
Hope you have a great day doing things.
>>29117730
Said like a true wagecuck.
Keep treating well, she might settle with you once she decides she needs to settle down and fuck once a month
>>29117681
sometimes i real ice but sometimes its just uncle benis
>>29117681
I see a lot of NEET rage and jealousy in this thread if anything.
>>29117774
It's amusing to think about how his little angle is fucked in the ass, spit in the face and slapped around by Tyrone right now just to return to prince charming here to tell him he's not getting any because she has her headache/period/otherwomenstuff.
>>29117583
Nudity @ 2:21 Reeee!!!!!!! Back in my day they didn't even allow girls kissing yet now they let a naked women strut around for the whole world to see!!!
I will be reporting the video for inappropriate content.
>>29117303
NEETs make threads insulting wagecucks in their spare time
>>29117583
NEETs make videos insulting wagecucks in their spare time
>>29117681
NEETs make copypasta insulting wagecucks in their spare time
wew, doesn't leave much time for anything else during the day does is neetie bois?
>>29117884
>it takes 10 seconds to make a thread
>it takes 10 seconds to copy and paste
>making videos, doing our hobby, is a waste of time.
Wagecuck logic at it's finest. You hot so little time that you have to optimize every second.
>>29117970
Except this is literally all you neets do for the day. Browse /r9k/. Pretend to be happy. Go to sleep and do it again. Sad.
>>29117970
did mommy come into the room or why have you gona nervous and making typos
>earn money
>Work out
>Hit the beach
>Joke with friends from school
>Smoke weed
>Fuck bitches
Ooo it's so hard to work for a living you fucking cancerous scum. No pride can be derived from being a loser.
>>29117303
wagie here
work got cancelled today so i decided to check on r9k
Holy fuck the board is almost dead and filled with fembots threads when us wagies arent here to keep things in check.
Dont believe me? check the catalogue and watch the pathethic neets trying to comfort girls and orbit them in the fembot threads
>>29118056
>NEETs are the ones making the fembot threads
I KNEW IT. GAS THE NEETS, BOARD WAR NOW!
>tfw NEET
>tfw I wish I'm dead
>>29117683
http://www.marketwatch.com/story/most-americans-have-less-than-1000-in-savings-2015-10-06
considering majority of america doesnt even have $1000 in the bank, its decent
>>29117303
You again? I thought you an hero'ed and that's why we haven't seen these types of threads in a while.
>>29118348
NEETs an hero all the time. But they come back hydra style
>>29117593
>$4,500
Mate I have more money in the bank ($6,700) and the NEETbux keeps rolling in. It will literally twice this amount in a year with my current lifestyle.
I am at -300 euros and have no job
NEET scumbump
>tfw will be living the neet lyf for next 4 months
>tfw will have this without having to be dysfunctional fat retard with no future
>about to go on vacation with my gf for a week where ill fuck her brains out 3 times a day
all this while cruising through life, no effort needed
>>29117303
>Good morning, Anon! Rise and shine! Time to get outside so you can start job-searching! Your mother and I don't want you to just sit in the house all day watching anime and playing video games like you did yesterday!
>>29118435
As if either of those sums is something to brag about. I make twice that in a month.
>>29117303
>Mr Anonson, it says here that you are not paralyzed, nor are you disabled enough to be unable to work, since you're fully capable of posting the same thread everyday and using a computer.
>Why should we give you benefits, again? Is there a reason you can't work?
>tfw NEETards think sitting around in their own filth and only collecting neetbux twice a year(bday & xmas) is being 'free'
>tfw I can buy whatever the hell I want, when I want without asking mommy for it
>>29117303
Thisis true. It's a splendid morning.
