You have 3 weeks to fix Eggman.
How would you do it?
Give him mercury & end hid suffering
[training montage]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwPb7g_BlXQ
>>29116984
I'll just kill him.
>>29116984
many cums of dick
>>29116984
Crack him and make a delicious chorizo omelette
>>29116984
fixed.
oregami
If he had alot of facial surgeries, including height surgery. Started using tren, deca, test. Started reading pick up books, plus learning how to interact with REAL people. He would have the potensial to get women around 6-7.
>>29117915
I approve this to be a new meme called eggchad.
>>29117951
Eggchad Thundercock if you bulk up his upper body a bid, so it looks like he was taking roids.
>>29117865
edchad needs dickcums guys
>3 weeks to fix the ultimate ugly motherfucker
That's impossible. The eyebags, the hairline, the facefat, the body, that's just way too much. You can't even fix everything unless you have a shit ton of money and can afford surgery
3 weeks is enough to end his suffering permanently though
"Let's make an eggchad theard"
>>29116984
>Shave his head
>Get him to start boxing training
>Have him either enroll back in college or apply for jobs and start learning programming/a trade
>>29117951
That picture is more than a year old.
>>29117915
I always wonder if eggman looks at this picture and feels incredibly sad.
I know I would if someone made me look handsome in a picture.
>>29116984
>You have 3 weeks to fix Eggman.
Who?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mTITPYZSTb
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