>You're late. As punishment, you must buy me as much food as I can eat.
How do you respond?
>"I already brought something for you to put in your mouth"
>unzips pants
Who the fuck are you? Get out of my house
>bitch the entire state of texas doesn't have enough resources to support your fat ass
>get out of my house
Poison it all, probably
Nothing lethal
Maybe a lot of laxatives
>>29116098
*unzips dick
originale
>>29116081
These NEETbucks can hardly feed one mouth. Can you expect them to feed three?
>>29116098
>>29116109
>>29116112
i keep getting mute for no fucking reason if i don't say something long imaa get muted fuck you mods
>>29116081
Okay, lets go to taco bell then, and you have to sit on my face afterwards.
>>29116081
where to get a shirt that fits like that?
>>29116081
Bitch; A wizard is never late. He arrives exactly when he means to.
I'm not buying you shit.. probably down to go up on a pizza or something though.
>Ahh, I can't believe I ate an entire pizza. My stomach feels so stretched out. Mind rubbing it to help the food settle?
How do you respond?
>>29116826
When people say things like this I end up feeling it myself so I'd probably have to prevent myself from vomiting
Such an uncomfy feel
>>29116826
Punch her womb and hope whatever third term abortobaby is pushed out and then eat it in front of her and scream "HAHA NO ONE SHALL DETHRONE THE MEME KING"
>That sure was a great meal, anon. I ate around six plates full! There's still some left. Dare me to go for ten?
How do you respond?
>H-Hey mom! Look at me posting all these chubby threads on 4chan. I'm really trolling these faggots h-hahaha! See? Oh, uhm, don't forget to buy me that mountain dew when you get back from work. What? I-I'll look for a job tomorrow, just give me some time...
How do you respond?
>>29119275
>How do you respond?
Thanks for the bump.
fuck off fatty. I'll take you on a walk though
>>29117778
Stand there stammering while growing a raging erection
>>29116081
I turn 360 degrees and walk out the door
>Paying for women
>Spending money on/for women
Why the fuck would I do that