We are open again.
Cam I get a lemonade caprisun
>>29115777
make that two, with a side of lunchables
>>29115777
Double for you famazepam.
>>29115762
Can I just get a huge glass of red wine? I don't care about the vintage, I'd just like some wine.
>>29115800
Sure. What's troubling you?
One tanker of feelium. I don't know how to talk to girls and don't have any sort of feelings for them after getting my heart trampled on in highschool.
I just want sex
305 pounds
need to lose about 40% of that
any tips lads?
Yeah I am drinking water and trying to move around and lift. shits slow progress though.
>>29115823
>I just want sex
the first step is to go outside
and that's the hardest part for some people
>>29115837
Try out master roshis training
>>29115837
Swim.
Its the most effective form of excerise for losing weight because your body is both burning calories to maintain body temp AND to exercise also its less harsh on your joints.
>>29115823
That is what hookers are for except you pay them to leave.
>>29115762
A vodka on the rocks.
>>29115867
Yeah but I'm saying I'd like to get in a relationship but I just don't feel like I can
I get bored and feel like I'm wasting my time
>>29115837
Sprints, man. Sprinting does wonders for weight loss. Look up a interval sprint routine and fucking stick to it. You hear me? STICK TO IT.
>24 year old community college dropout working a minimum wage job
Should I just join the marines robots?
>>29115837
walk. alot. then run
>>29115837
DNP . Ask /fit/ about it
Side effects include turning yellow, DNP shits and sweating like a motherfucker but man it works
>>29115867
Nearly all prostitutes do housecalls
>>29115912
At least you found a job m8. I'm going to have to dropout without a job.
>tried to fuck a virgin last night
>unsuccessfully
>couldn't even get it in which started making me go soft
Just fuck my shit up. I might have to stop jacking off for a week.
>>29115819
It's a long story but it boils down to the fact I might have to drop out of college after six years here. That or stay and take up about 3 more years to get my degree. Don't worry, it's free in my country so no debt but I fear I might be unemployable by then because of a 10 year gap on my resume because I'd be 27-28 if I graduate by then (although I could take summer jobs/internships and whatnot). Lately I've been very nostalgic about my freshman days and how everything seemed so new and full of opportunities and my mind refuses to accept how I fucked up so many things when I was pretty much handed a golden opportunity to do better than my parents and live a life more or less the way I wanted to. I want to cry, I want to scream and crawl back to my parents' feet and beg them to forgive me (they don't know yet what's going on), I feel like I've failed absolutely everyone and while not suicidal I'm feeling like the future's pretty bleak right now.
Somehow I managed to get a gf who for some reason loves me to death but I'm just too jaded and sunken in self-loathing to fully appreciate her and I don't want her to feel sorry for me or for her to stay with me hoping things improve when they might not, she's a good person and she deserves better.
Sorry if I'm rambling a little but I'm really not feeling well right now, thanks for listening, man, you have no idea how much I appreciate it.
>>29115912
>marines
Army pays more for less extreme shit though, if I'm not mistaken. The army is a better place for robots than the marines.
>>29115912
Join the Navy or Air Force. Make sure you choose a role that will get you a job afterwards, or at least plan to really make the most of the free education afterwards
Joining the Army (non-US) really helped with my social awkwardness. There are a lot of jocks / loudmouth guys, but as long as you aren't a total fucking sperg it'll work out.
>>29115837
Swimming and cardio while eating better (a pound of vegetables will fill you up much better than a bag of chips). Also find a hobby, something that distracts you from eating and forces you to leave the house or at least walk around. Lastly try to fix your sleep schedule (8 hours a night, going to bed bewteen 10 PM and 1 AM), that helped me a lot, not only will it make it easiter to schedule your meals but your body will be in a much better state overall that will help you burn fat much better and will lower your risk of diabeetus.
>Studying for finals all week
>Finally finish last final
>Sit down and relax
>Cant relax
>Start job at 7 am which is in 4 hours
I just want some carbonated orange juice
>tired
>NEET
>school drop out
shitposting at 10:30 am to waste me time
What do your dreams look like anons?
I want to move out in the country with someone I love being around and have clean minimalist home. Possibly just a well-crafted tree house. Just a place with a bed, bathroom, and table/chair as well as a place to fish/hunt and grow small amount of crops.
I am going to die alone without any friends. There's no hope for me.
hey bartender lets fight! you and me asshole lets go!
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>>29116364
>>29116364
Alright but for what its worth I'm 6'4 and 210 pounds. I don't wanna hurt you man.
>>29116396
im 6'2 and 127 pounds
I usually smoke every summer and then stop for the rest of the year, this summer is no different.
Its amazing how I dont feel like eating as much and I can skip meals just by going out for a smoke. 3-4 cigarettes a day will probably give me asscancer, but its cool since I dont plan on finding out how terrible it is to be "old".
I managed to gather a few extra kilo's during the winter, but thats already almost gone thanks to the miracle of smoking.
I should play some more videogames now and not think about the fact that I have no gf and never will have.
>>29116253
I've...never had real dreams. As a kid I'd often answer astronaut or scientist but I was never too certain about either. I fell for the STEM meme but I'm not too sure why, as embarrassing as it sounds I think it was because of Iron man. I don't know what I'd like to do with my life but I would love to help people and try to do some good in the world.
how to cope with being a manlet
>>29116731
same
>anon what are your dreams
>what are your interest
>everyone has interests and dreams anon
now sitting here being a NEET without hope
Can you just attach this hose to the tap and leave me in the corner? I don't feel like talking.
What happened to based sick bar tender anon? I miss him.
>>29116956
Sure thing.
>>29116959
He was here in the previous thread I made two or three days ago. I'm the eastern yuro tendie.
>>29115837
I can relate. I am single digit body fat right now but I still need to lose like 12 pounds for wrestling.
>>29116414
I'm 5'5" 130, how do you do it?
>>29117124
>In the end she ended up denying me but fucked one of her co-workers at the job I got for her.
hahaha hoo boy
what a world
>>29117124
Stop talking to her and move in with your life. You're pathetic.
Just a glass of water please
Last year in August I told my best friend of 4 years I loved her about 2 months before she left out of state for college. I knew she didn't like me the sAme way but I at least had to try, it's what any man can do really.
In the end however as you would guess I was denied but she ended up fucking one of her co workers the day before she left.
We still talk damn near daily and we're thinking about moving in this year but I still can't get over how she chose someone of 5 months over me of 4 years.
Friends and relatives have told me that she's probably just enjoying youth while she can before settling down. That's probably the reason why I'm still in her life because she sees me as more than a friend down the line. So now I'm here deluding myself daily that she'll be my future wife.
Who am I kidding right? I'm going to die alone. Without her.
And a shot of Apple juice if you don't mind.
>>29116253
Sounds similar to me
I like the idea of living quietly in the countryside with a wife (doesn't have to be beautiful, just loves me). Communal living seems appealing to me at times too, I enjoy physical labor so would have no problems working so long as I could be left alone, I get tired from socializing.
But then I remember I'm a KHV taking anti-depressants with no friends.
>>29116816
I've never had any ambition either. I'm not motivated by wealth. I remember at school when this shit was asked, my mind went blank. I'm homely and not at all materialistic. Was even worse considering I was one of the poorer kids.
>>29117175
>>29117182
Sorry I had to delete the post and repost it because it had plenty of errors.
>>29117219
Reposted and fixed.
>>29117182
>You're pathetic.
this is /r9k/, if you are not pathetic you should leave normie
>>29117219
Why are there so many betas like you in this fucking world?
Why don't you kill yourself already
>>29117232
now I cant even find a slave job due my drop out CV and being social retarded
>>29117268
I'm only alpha at my workplace since everyone there is fat because it's fast food and I don't eat it except make my own tenders.
Having me be the most appealing employee of the lot of guys there. Which doesn't say much but at least I feel better.
>>29117306
We're just not meant for this world brother
Can I get a glass of whiskey ova heya bartender? Also, you wouldn't mind if I smoke would you?
>>29115912
I've dropped out twice and I have tried to get in the army before but pussied out now I'm trying to get in the navy I'm gunna get a job where I can learn skill for future jobs and at the moment I'm lifting cutting down on junk food and doing more cardio. I recommend you do something similar I'm not American but I spend a lot of time on /k/ and many marines reenlist in army or navy after there minimum time is done because they get almost no skills atall that are useful outside of the military. Also most marines in the us I've heard a full blow retarded and probably gay.
>>29117248
/r9k/ wasn't created for pathetic people
>>29115762
Water
I'm not feeling good at all. I just graduated highschool and my boyfriend and I had all these plans to meet up and spend time together. Everything was looking great.. but of course, as it is with him, everything crashed and burned.
We probably won't be able to see each other for another 3 months. I don't think we'll make it since it's already super hard for us to communicate via text/Skype
I just really want physical contact... and I don't know how to tell him without coming off as clingy or sex crazed
>>29117828
>going to a board full of NEETS, depressed, woman hating, autistic and mental retarded person
this robot is totally useless and his target failed
The Tavern isn't real, anon. You need to wake up. Wake up and come back to your cute japanese girlfriend.
Don't you remember the times you cuddled? Don't you remember when you lost your virginities to each other?
Just open your eyes, anon. Open your eyes and come back to reality.
Could I get a cold icetea, sir? Where I am at I am not allowed to drink
>>29115762
I would like 1 gf who will love me forever please.
>>29115791
>famazepam
I knew there was a reason I went on the internet today.
My usual: double rot-gut whisky, splash of water.
>>29115912
my friend joined the army, was a pudgy kid who played with army guys and watched one piece, is now a fucking ripped tatted up chad with a hot asian fiance who is also in the army. he's marrying her way too fast, hes fuckin 20 years old. seems like just yesterday we were playing with airsoft guns
he says the army fucking sucks worse than anything in your life at first, then it gets better
just my 2 cents
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhnderAV2I0
i want to die and meet my true love in heaven.
ive tried so hard to be perfect.
