WHY CANT FAT FUCKS HEAR ALARMS?
MY FAT FUCK SISTER AND FAT FUCK AUNT AND UNCLE SLEEP THROUGH THEIR ALARMS EVERY FUCKING DAY AND THEN AFTER 30 MINUTES THEY PRESS SNOOZE AND THEN IT GOES OFF AGAIN FOR ANOTHER 20 MINUTES.
THE ONLY PEOPLE THEIR ALARMS WAKE UP IS ME AND THEN I GET PISSED AND IT TAKES ME FOREVER TO FALL BACK ASLEEP SO I SLEEP IN LATE AND THEN THEY WONDER WHY MY SLEEP SCHEDULE IS SK SHIT
I HATE MY FUCKING HOUSE TURN OFF YOUR FUCKING ALARMS YOU FAT FUCKS HOLY SHIT
>>29115724
Have you talked to them about it ?
>>29115724
The cholesterol has backed up into their ear canals.
sneak out late at night, go to the house's power board (either the power company one outside with the master switch or there should be ones indoors with controls for the various house circuits) and turn them off, then on. Should reset their clocks and fuck up their alarms.
just say it was a power outage or something
this only works if you dont do it too often or theyll get suspicious, but it should get you some decent sleep occasionally
>>29115724
Fat people in general have slower reflexes than people with regular bodies, OP. You could always tie them up, put them on a giant pan and turn them into lard so you can use it to make a big pancake.
>>29115771
Fucking kek
Originaru commentu 4 u
>>29115753
They will just tell me to go to bed earlier despite the fact that their alarms wake me up even if I do and how they need alarms to wake up for school and work despite the fact that it takes 30+ minutes of their alarm goi you off to wake them up then they press snooze and it goes off again, and they set their alarms so early because they know it doesn't wake them up. Literally from 4-7 I have to listen to alarm clocks blaring on and off.
>>29115792
When they go off get up and shake them awake. Constantly bug them till they get the point. Or sacrifice your own sleep and get a fog horn strength alarm that goes of at two. When they complain tell them to go to bed earlier.
>>29115848
I can't do anything vengeful because then everyone in my house will think I'm an asshole because they all think I'm exaggerating the problem and they will all just get mad at me and I'll be threatened and punished if I do.
I just hate this fucking house they don't like that I sleep past 3pm yet their alarms go off from 4-7 and they let the dogs out and then don't let them back in so they're barking all morning and when I bring these up everyone in my house thinks I'm exaggerating because either they sleep right through it too or their room is far enough away for those things not to be a problem.
Why the fuck do you live with your aunt and uncle?
>>29115991
I don't know these people but I'd say that if you wake them as their alarm is blaring then you can reasonable say that you were just making sure they were up so they didn't miss work or whatever. If they complain ask them why they need their alarm on. Make sure you aren't aggressive when talking to them.
>>29115724
wear these...senpai
>>29116013
Because my parents and aunt and uncle got the great idea 9 years ago to sell our houses and buy one big house together, even though by doing so I stopped being neighbors with my best friend which then removed the only possibility for us to remain friends because we had 0 classes together in middle school and high school because he was in the smart classes and I was in the middle classes and losing my best friend and resenting the move because of that made me depressed and made me lose all my other friends and made it hard to make new friends, but no I'm just exaggerating again what am I saying.
>>29116058
It's too awkward to do so, walking into my aunt and uncle's room at 5am to shake them awake? They will just get mad at me and nothing will change.
>>29116059
They're too uncomfortable to sleep with, especially when laying on your side, plus I refuse to have to wear fucking ear plugs to sleep because of their selfishness.
>>29116105
You don't actually have to walk in and shake them just call them/bang on wall/ whatever
Buy yourself an extremely loud alarm clock and wake up an hour before them everyday.
>>29116135
And if I do that I'm the bad guy for waking up everybody else in the house.
>>29116079
I am sorry anon. No one deserves that. I also think moving caused my depression and loss of friends.
>>29116199
Perhaps the idiocy of those that fail to look at things from another perspective shall prevail on this one. Or you could try what some one else suggested and pull out the power to reset their clocks (doesn't work if they are battery ones)
>>29116221
Ya, I don't know why anyone would think it'd be good too make a financially unnecessary move when your son just turned 12, will be starting middle school, was just emotionally crushed by being broken up with his elementary school gf and told by her that she never liked me, just started puberty and even before the move was extremely vocally against it. That's a lot of change for a kid to deal with. Leading up to the move I remember having a constant pit in my stomach. I started to feel depressed, for a mix of all those reasons, but as a 12 year old I blamed it soley on the move and my parents so I ended up hating my parents and my house. I just became bitter, sad, introverted and extremely self-conscious it made it impossible for me to keep my friends and make new ones, which made me even more depressed. By the time I grew up and realized my depression was caused by more than just the move and I could finally move on it didn't matter because the damage to my social skills and confidence was done. If I never moved I would have had a healthier reason to blame my depression on and it wouldn't have fucked me up so bad, maybe I would have been able to keep my friends and make new ones, I certainly would have at least remained friends with my best friend who was my neighbor.
Whatever, looks like I'm lucky today and they actually turned their alarms off, only took them 70 minutes. Guess I can finally go to sleep now.
>>29115991
Just move out, problem solved
They probably have obstructive sleep apnea, very common in obese people. The sleep they get is of poor quality, since everytime they relax enough they stop breathing, which kicks them out from the deeper phases of sleep into a shallow phase of sleep.
Best thing to do is get them to a sleep specialist doctor. It'll help with daytime fatigue and energy, as well as medical problems such as high blood pressure.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_apnea
Also, try buying them a vibrating alarm clock or dawn simulator, that wakes people up without sound.
/medfag
