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>tfw you only want someone to hug you once in a while
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>tfw you only want someone to hug you once in a while
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>tfw getting hugged feels better than sex to me
>tfw the world knows this and deprives me of hugs, almost with intention
>tfw no hugjunkie friend to get my platonic jollies off with
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>>29114511
I really think my life would be better with some hugs now and then

>mfw can't even hug you anon
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>>29114412
>tfw you only want someone to talk to about whatever
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>>29114648
you are a good person, anon
pretty sure you have good conversation subjects and such
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>>29114412
Hug you mother, i hug my mom when i want a hug. I also hug my doggo. Get a dog.
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>>29114511
life was better before I ruined hugs with sex, now everything just feels empty
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>>29114833
don't live with mother anymore
live in an apartment where no dogs are allowed :(

>>29114860
so true
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I was once hanging out with a friend of mine and his toddler. The little kid was crying and my friend asked him what the matter was: he wanted a hug

damn... I can only imagine how much we could accomplish if we could be this honest for the rest of our lives...
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i thought most chicks were more into the loving aspect of relationships anyways. wouldn't most prefer hugs over sex as well?
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>ywn be a girl who can basically hug anyone with impunity
>you will always be a guy who has to second guess and ultimately not hug people because they might think you're entitled
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>>29115081
hmmm, don't know if I could agree with this.
some exs of mine would come here, fuck and leave - no huggies :(
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>>29115081
I fucking wish.
I couldnt give a fuck about sex. All I want is to be apreciated for who I am and genuinely cared about.
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>>29115161
I am sure this will happen someday, m8
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>you will never hug a bit tittied girl and feel her tits press against you

Miss that feeling so badly.
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>>29116954
>tfw can't feel her heartbeat as well because tits are in the way
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>talk to my dad about life and stuff
>always end up crying
>he always hugs me
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All I want is a girl I can either be in a relationship with or have a good friendship that we can go places together.

Just wanna find someone and just talk about random shit whilst looking out at some nice scenery
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you can hug me OP while i stroke your dick
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>normies socialize with their friends irl almost everyday

>having one friend to do anything with irl every other week would make you happy
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>>29117052
This. I've never had anyone who I could call a good friend and did things together.
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>>29116974
>implying the feeling if her heartbeat is better than the soft embrace of her tits
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>>29114791
thanks mang, that was kind of you
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Last hug I got was from this qt at work before she left for France .
That was back in December
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>tfw you only want a girl to cuddle you and tell you that you matter to her.
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>>29118309
Even if she did tell you that, she could always be lying
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>>29114511
Are you a guy? Sorry, but guys aren't just allowed hugs anymore. You must receive a hug from a designated Hugging Official. This requires a Hugging License. Whereas before all you needed was a license, recent changes in legislation requires you to pre-approve all your hugs, regardless of license status.

You may apply for a hug at your local municipal office. There you will need to undergo a panel interview, consisting of the Hugging Official and her peers, at least two of which will be Gender Studies graduates. Please book your appointment at least three weeks in advance; although we conclude most interviews within seven seconds, due to the thousands of applicants we receive each week, we may not be able to accomodate your request at short notice. If successful, you will be invited to a follow up interview. If you are unsuccessful, you will not be allowed to reapply

The final Hugging License interview will consist of both theory and practical components. First, you will be required to demonstrate your knowledge of the social rules regarding who to hug, when and when not to hug, how many times to hug, how long to hug, and who not to hug in front of. Ignorance of any social rules is an immediate fail. For the practical portion of the interview, you will be required to correctly execute a familiar hug as a greeting. Resulting awkwardness is an immediate fail. You cannot reapply.

The length of duration of the Hugging License is completely up to the Hugging official. If you're lucky, maybe you might even get "once in a while"! I wish you all the best!
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>>29119172
>anon comes into office
>wants to apply for a hug
>tells me he's pretty nervous about the interview
>give him lethal dose of morphine instead
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>girl comes in while i sit with my friends
>she starts hugging one person after another
>oh shit she's coming closer!
>hugs the guy next to me
>straighten myself up ready to hug
>she goes straight past me to the next guy completely ignoring me
>mfw
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>>29119172
>"Are you anon?"
>"Y-yes"
>"Right. Don't bother sitting down, you can go."

Gotta lot of applicants to get through
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>>29116954
>tfw hugged big titted girl once and she broke my ray-bans i had tucked in my shirt
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>tfw starved for physical intimacy
i would be fine with cuddling with another guy at this point
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If you got that, you'd just start taking it for granted and wanting something else. That's how we work. Don't stress about it.
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I've never had physical intimacy with someone before so I have no idea how it feels

Is it good?
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