>Who the hell invited anon?
>>29114206
more importantly, why is nicholas cage wearing a wig?
more importantly, why am i not at that party sacrificing their souls to the dark lord Methuselah?
>>29114346
>>29114206
>>29114366
idk, because nicholas cage is wearing a wig and planning to steal the deceleration of independence
>>29114417
you are clever i must annihilate your anus in the name of the Dark Lord Methuselah
>>29114206
>literally everyone is attractive in that gif except for that girl
>she's the center of attention
why?
>>29114437
NICK! if youre reading this, help my asshole from being ravaged!
>>29114472
i would gladly ravage Nick too, if it would please my Dark Lord Methuselah. if i please him, he shall give me a most painful erection, and i shall fill my daughter with his sacred love
>>29114366
your dark lord a shit
>>29114498
your lord has a JEW name, to the oven he goes!
>>29114346
first comment is best comment, keked.
>>29114206
it's like they don't even know that anon has a REALLY big penis
>implying they would even remember my name
Lord Elliot would have cured this party of its degeneracy.
>>29114206
more importantly, why the hell am I at a party?
I wouldn't come here if it meanr my life desu
>>29115231
"Lord" Elliot couldn't get past a locked door.
>>29115694
Lord Anael will fuck your ass
>>29115694
Complete fucking failure.
He had a CAR! Drive through the door. I saw a drunk girl do this to her own sorority house when she was drunk so there's no reason he couldn't do it sober.
>>29114442
She's the duff.
