who /stinky ass/ here? I wash it daily and it still smells constantly
Stop putting things inside it buddy
>>29114079
if you're a girl please sit on my face
if you're not, you're fucking disgusting dude kill yourself
How well do you wash it? I usually bend over with my ass cheeks spread, making sure the water is hitting my butthole directly, then I soap up my entire ass, not just around the butthole but everywhere. Then I rinse it off in the same stance as before.
Also make sure to wash your balls and taint with soap immediately after just in case. With this method I never have skid marks.
>>29114655
Too much detail
>tfw breath constantly smells like shit because of bad teeth from not taking care of them when I was younger
>no money or health insurance
>tfw can't get too close when talking to people because don't want them to smell
>tfw you will always be kissless
I brush twice a day, floss and use mouthwash and my breath still smells like garbage
>>29114079
my ball sweat is what does it, I seriously don't know what the fuck to do. Smells so bad and I shower daily, is there something in doing wrong?
>>29115232
Now, that isn't a problem with you mouth, and I can tell you that from personal experience jimbo.
When I was younger jimmy, I used to be constipated, so much so that the doo doo quickity-quackity went all the way up behind my lungs. It sounds like a holohoaxs, but it's as genuine as eugenics!
You are probably constipated/were as a kid and shit is in your body, the smell leaks out of your mouth. I don;t know about the science of it, have never searched it up, but it happens, I used to brush all the fucking time, it is real. You might not even know you are constipated, I used to shit like 4 times a day at the most, and apparently I was backed up.
>>29114079
>tfw wiped too much and ass started bleeding
>tfw it won't heal properly because it bleeds every time I wipe now
>Shower daily
>Wash ass
>Wear clinical strength deodorant
>Wear clean clothes everyday
>Still smell like ass, people don't want to be near me because of it, people are always whispering about how I stink, have walked up on people talking about how I stink, friend has asked me if I showered, people have said it smells like shit loudly when they're near me
>Asked table mate about it today and he told me I stink like shit and he didn't believe me when I told him I shower and wear deodorant, said it was about a 6/10 in terms of how bad it smells
I don't know what to do
>>29115348
T-Thanks, Hugh
>>29115370
What about your hair?
>>29115348
fuck I read it in his voice and everything
>>29115370
>>29115232
Maybe this>>29115348, dunno bubby.
Also: http://www.dentalhealthpress.com/bad-breath-can-be-caused-by-constipation
>>29115386
I wash it everyday. It's also pretty soft and smooth after I dry it off, and it's not greasy. I have some dandruff but I don't think that's it.
>>29115374
Anytime, Jimbo, anytime...
>>29115395
Maybe. I get always get bloated after eating or drinking anything, and I'm still bloated after taking a shit. I'm also constipated a lot. I only smell in school though which is wierd. I went to the doctors right after school to discuss this problem and he sold he didn't smell anything. My family only smelled it once and they said it was very faint though and smelled like sulfur.
>>29115405
H-HEY, JIMBO, would you like to help me out with a little science project? Y'see, your mother hasn't been in the mood for a while now and I was wondering if you could fix up some pheromones or something, y'know, uh?
>>29115557
I also had a friend that I didn't go to school with get told by my other friend I did go to school with that I smelt like ass, but after I went over to my friends house he told me what my other friend said and that he didn't smell anything.
>>29115595
Woah there Jimbo, your mom and I wanted to try some bestiality. How about putting a dick on that dog Jimbo?
Who /lovesthesmelloftheirownass/ here? That and my dick always smell so good and pungent.
>>29115655
I love to use a blow dryer after I shower to under my balls pointed towards my face, you know what I mean? someone posted a ms paint drawing of it here once..
Use baby powder it absorbs your swass and leaves you dry. I use it if I know I am going to be sitting for a long time like on a plane.
>>29115761
This or goldbond cause it's minty. Also maybe stop using scented soaps in the bhole
>>29115363
hello, alternate me
>>29115655
This.
>finger ass while cumming
>smell finger for a good 5 minutes afterwards
I'm excited to go on a date with my first trans girl. She seems to like me so far, and hopefully her asshole tastes as good as mine smells.
>>29115728
Hot air and moisture is bad, mmkay.
>>29115557
It's your tonsils m8, go to a doctor and get them removed. You can even get some of the smelly shit out If you squeeze them with your finger
They're pretty fucking gross
http://www.therabreath.com/tonsil-stones.html
Tonsil stones are caused by an accumulation of sulfur-producing bacteria and debris that become lodged in the tonsils.
>>29116846
But jimbo, I didn't have tonsils when I was little, got them quickity-quackity removes at age 4.
>>29116846
you don't even need to squeeze them
just close your mouth, seal it, and move your adams apple up and down with suction
so much shit will come out the first time
also dont worry if it bleeds a litte
I'm more of a /stinky balls/ guy
it seems to ooze out after I cum. I think it's because I'm out of shape compared to when I was younger and I guess my kegel muscles have atrophied.
My balls smell like bleach. Anyone else?
>>29115348
Thanks for givin me a laffo buddy
>>29115348
>as genuine as eugenics!
We need more Hughposting
>>29115403
It's probably your house
Clean your room
ROBOT GUIDE TO FRESH-SMELLING ASS:
>Lose weight
>Eat more fiber (you will get shit smell if all the poop doesn't come through as a whole)
>Squat on toilet or at least lift your legs and lean forward when you shit to get a direct LOS (line of shit)
>Shave your ass hairs
>Shower once a day
>Talcum powder
All these steps in combination will stop a stinky ass
>>29118235
>>Shower once a day
no thanks, normie
>>29114079
>>29114655
>>29115232
>>29115264
>>29115363
>>29116183
>>29118235
>>29118655
I live on the same planet as these people
>mfw
