Whats the most famous youve ever been? Tfw made the front page of the newspaper driving the wrong way down interstate 10
>>29113620
I was in a commercial for a children's hospital when I was like 9
>>29113668
Pussy nigha
>>29113620
Couple of things, sadly they mean nothing. Also idc if you fags don't believe me shits true
>broke a couple lifting records in highschool: bench and squat
>broke several baseball records: highest homerun record 2 years in a row in hs ball (14-15), highest batting avg for 2 years, threw out most people stealing bases (played catcher) 1 year
>was ridiculous at O-line in football and was pushed up to jv freshman year. School published several articles about me for all the above
Also
>born with cleft palate
>had 25 surgeries (not all directly related to cleft palate but still)
>wrote paper in 8th grade about it, got published in schools literary magazine which ended up being mentioned in the chicago tribune
So I guess being in a couple magazine and being in my prime in my early high-school years... pretty pathetic but it's all I got
Too bad drugs ruined it all
>>29113620
I was known as 'the kid who fucked his cousin' in high school.
You're not getting a greentext out of me, sorry anons.
>>29113846
Shit nigga, sucks to hear. What are you up to now? I hope you got clean
>>29113620
scored the highest exam results in my university, got some prestigious reward held at a banquet where multiple universities were attending alongside a bunch of alumni.
I had to say thanks and etc and then it was posted on the university website/newsletter for thousands to see.
In high school, I had an irregular schedule, with missing blocks (taking college classes in place of w/e) and I took advantage of this to ditch. The disciplinary ppl would walk to classes and "serve" students their detention/suspension papers and escort them to suspension. But they could never keep track of my whack ass schedule, so they asked if I was present in every single classroom. Everyone in my hs knew my name, but only like 3 ppl even knew I actually existed. The whole mystery became one big meme
>>29113912
I sit in my room 22-23 hours a day drinking/smoking/fapping etc. And nope
>a short story about my crippling insecurity and fear of blonde women wound up getting published in a literary journal and it's one of the first things that comes up when you google my name
>>29113620
My classmates and I appeared on a regional news channel because we were visiting the place. Never been able to find the footage of it, sadly.
I was on local TV once for receiving a scholarship and they did an interview with us. A couple of months later I dropped out and wasted a substantial scholarship and its money.
I was a fairly popular tripfag there for a while
I drew this in the poo poo pee pee craze last January
It's on Google images if you look up poo poo pee pee
My baseball team had a game televised on the local public access station when I was in the third grade. It wasn't even real Little League, though, just a bunch of teams made up of kids from the local elementary schools in the area. In four at-bats they mispronounced my last name, and every time it was something different. They also spent more time talking about the fact that I was using a wooden bat instead of a metal one than about any play that I made during the entire game.
I was the only kid who got national merit semifinalist in my school but my grades were not gud b/c fuk school amirite XD lmao desu tbeeh
Dad once said I inspired one of the characters to his book, but few peoplle have read it anyways.
To anyone about to ask, that character's dispensed the features of being a : cynical, cynical but charming jew. He fucks an American cutie by the end.
What the fuck father?
But apparently everyone of my siblings also inspired a character to his book.
>>29114681
The only impressive one in this thread.
I ran the Kitten and Anon yandere blog that use to get posted here a lot
My voice has been on radio shows
I don't say nice things
>>29113620
I was on the local news when I reporter asked me what I though of illegal immigration outside the community college library when I was 18
>>29114898
You told them to fucking build a wall, right?
>>29113620
I came second place in a cutest baby competition.
>>29114916
this was in 2011 I think I just said they should be deported because it was unfair to people waiting their turn for greencards or something
>>29114925
I came first
original comment lol
1.7 mil views on one of my videos on Youtube.
>>29114989
Link it then faglord
>>29114989
how much youtube bucks did that get you
>>29114746
national merit scholar FINALIST here, NIGGER SUCK MY DICK
>>29115092
lol look at this nerd
good grades are for fugs
One time I got, like, ten replies to a post.
Some of my comics made it to the front page of leddit but I didn't post them there. Some fag stole them from my site and erased my signature.
>>29115129
tfw I got quints of sixes once on /sp/ and got like 15 yous
>>29115129
You're now only 20% famous as you once were. You can only be new once, anon.
I started a local movement for legalization of cannabis, and I did it in the most flamboyant way ever.
All my old acquaintances found it hilarious and a sure sign of my weirdness.
5 years later and I still haven't lived it down.
I've been featured on blogs of big software companies and stuff.
I've never been famous or popular
I was interviewed after I held a suspect fleeing from a crime scene down at gunpoint. It was in my small town around 6 years ago
I get frequent messages from people about my XBL gamertag. For some reason everyone always offers exactly $100 for it.
That's it, though. I've never been remotely famous in real life.
>that time i was one of the top contributers on the creepypasta wiki
>my creepypasta that has like 15 different video readings on youtube
>my one creepypasta that has a polish reading
>>29115309
Which creepypasta is it?
I made a famous illegal pirating website once and bloggers were writing about me.
>he is hosting his site on google servers using illegal stuff hosted on google videos that is being advertised using google and it's all monetized by google ads
whenever i get mentioned in newspapers interviewing my rich CEO dad
I guess being on the EVO main stage.
>tfw I lost
>>29113620
Got a few hundred downloads and a handful of positive reviews on my band's EP
>>29113620
Was interviewed several times by local news/travel shows. Was interviewed and featured in the newspaper for no real reason.
![180538main_readers_digest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zW4I6Sn.jpg "180538main_readers_digest[1].jpg")
I won this competition at the state level and got 4th in nationals back in...was it 2004? I think so.
It figures that now I'm pursuing an MA in English.
>>29115345
the face in the middle of the dark
>>29115702
Nice, got a link to your EP anon? I would love to listen
>>29115677
What game, my man?
My shit translation of a hentai manga story ended up on the front page of my favourite downloads site.
My albums are consistently downloaded by an artist that's popular on /mu/. He also linked one on his tumblr.
>>29113620
I was on tv for a few seconds for some independence day bullshit I had to go to. It was from the back.
I was also probably on tv when some athletes came to school to talk about racism.
>>29115822
mind sharing your albums anon?
>>29115843
I don't really want to be associated with /r9k/, if only becauseI don't actually come here more than once in a blue moon. Also I no longer really care for them or about them I guess. Wanting to start a new project. I'm not posting them on /mu/ anymore either really.
>>29115899
That's fair enough. Wishing you well on your future endeavours anon :^)
My ex-gf used to post my nudes on tumblr.
It got a couple of reblogs or whatever they're called.
>>29113620
i invented a famous meme
it hurts because I saw it all over the world and will never make a penny off of it
Indirectly, I was talked about in an article about the oldest woman to have a baby a hospital had seen, as the father.
>>29116306
A hospital or THAT hospital?
Huge fucking difference.
List all the syndroms he has.
Got interviewed for a tiny "zine" or something.
Someone was interested in the shitty music I made and interviewed me for it, took some pictures too. It was honestly really spooky and I never got my copy of it when it was offered. I kind of regret not getting my copy of it afterwards.
>>29116352
That specific hospital.
Believe it or not the baby is healthy. The birth was complicated and she was underweight, but otherwise normal so far. Wouldn't be surprised if she ended up to have mental problems as she gets older though.
>>29113620
>driving the wrong way down the interstate
Grandpa have you been taking your meds?
i dated a famous newgrounds/youtube celebrity
never again
>>29116286
Which meme? You're probably bullshitting but I'm still curious
>>29116372
How old was the mother?
Did you lose your V for Vendetta to an old cat hag?
>>29114681
I miss poopoo peepee, it was a fun time.
One video on youtube that has 100,000 views of me playing a game.
One video of me looking at sonic fart porn that has 70,000 views.
600 subscribers
I was almost hyperventilating
>>29116407
She got pregnant at 50, had the baby by 51.
And yes I did, though she didn't have cats.
>>29116440
How old were you?
Was she a virgin too?
>>29116447
I was 21 at the time.
She wasn't, but had never had kids which was her major motivation in it.
>>29113620
I made one of the banners in rotation on 4chan.
It's the only thing I've ever made that's been seen by thousands of people.
I was filmed in the background when the London 2012 Olympic flame came through my town, my sister saw me on TV.
Apparently I was spitting over some railings into the river below.
>>29116458
Holy fuck.
Why would you do that while just 21? I'd understand if you were 30+...
>>29116431
>One video of me looking at sonic fart porn that has 70,000 views.
What in the actual fuck? Im curious about thsi sonic fart porn now. Why do people make weird sonic porn all the time? What is it with sonic that drives all the autists to it.
I'm pretty sure I started the whole normalfag and Chad thing, I had no idea it would have such a negative impact on peoples mental state.
>>29116492
Desperate to lose my v card and pity for her, she actually begged me on her hands and knees crying. Plus she'd made it sound like all I had to do was knock her up, and wouldn't have to stick around to raise the kid.
>>29116508
I got it from a famous sonic fan artist's collection that he tried to delete and I recorded myself talking while going through them all. After enough images I started to think I was smelling farts through the monitor.
I was one the online best player in a FPS. That was long ago tho
>>29113620
I am on the photo of the army selecting service.
The photo of the sport-test, you will see me on a bicycle.
>>29116527
>After enough images I started to think I was smelling farts through the monitor.
Oh crikey I laughed so hard. Thanks anon, I havent laughed this hard in weeks. Bless yer soul.
>photographed blindly drunk at a club with a girl
>local newspaper made a 'girls with the wildest tattoos' article
>the club photo in it
People just took the piss out of me by posting it on my Facebook.
The tattoo was some generic shit.
>>29116527
Post the video pls
>>29115309
>>29115733
Anon holy shit that garbage was so badly written I have to ask were you 15 at the point of writing that??
Holy FUCK that was literally on par with the abandoned mcdonalds one.
>>29116431
This is you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBm12EiWZJc
>>29113620
Made the front page of every newspaper in the country last year. Again. Also hosted two radio shows, and there's a Wikipedia article about me. And there's a chapter about me in the book, "How the Granola-Crunching, Tree-Hugging Thug Huggers Are Wrecking Our Country!"
>>29116521
>Plus she'd made it sound like all I had to do was knock her up, and wouldn't have to stick around to raise the kid
Oh you
Basically she skanked her whole life away and then with one foot in the grave and another in menopause, she found a retard willing to actually spill his life semen into her dried up bag of a stinky vag.
>>29116616
aye
>>29116610
there you go
Once my partner did a Skype interview with some journalists from somewhere and I didn't realize at the time but I was clearly visible in the background for the entire thing and parts of it aired on Discovery or National Geographic or something.
I've also been mentioned in magazines and journals and the paper a few times through him. And sometimes old people give me free food because they know me through him. It's pretty sweet dating a minor local celebrity.
>>29116616
oh god this is gold. This is 5/5
>>29116624
Something like that, yes. It was a stupid thing to do, but the end result wasn't so terrible.
>>29116640
It's truly something to hate everything you upload and then receive positive comments.
Front page news on a few newsprints and broadcast news for alleged death threat, complete with mugshot.
I ain't kidding, nigga.
I've been on the front page of my university's newspaper 3-4 times just because I was standing in the right spot and an interviewer approached me.
It probably helps that, like always, I was standing by myself and therefore more approachable. ;_;
Former clothing model. Not well known or anything, but my pictures are out there. I knew a lot of people though, in the fashion, model, and celebrity network.
>>29116410
Me too. It was childish and probably brought even worse posters to the board but I had fun
When I got caught in a newspaper photo.
Now who can spot the robot?
>>29113668
Alex?
>>29113620
Won a chess tournament and made local newspaper
>>29117250
Black shirt by the German flag
I've been real fucking close to making the news 3 times. I've also told these two stories before here on r9k
I won a Gatorade contest featuring BB cards, BB shoes, signed game worn jersey, a signed basketball and two tickets along with a meet and greet with non other than Michael Jordan in the 90's. The only problem was that I had the winning cap and proof of purchase but I was a little kid and nobody wanted to help me mail it out so I never claimed the prize.
Me and my younger sisters all went to visit my grandma from out of state. My grandma, being the nice lady she is bought us some snacks including some oreo cookies. While we were eating them I noticed my youngest sister, who was maybe 6 and being such a little bitch the entire trip had a strange oreo in her hand. The oreo was shaped like a dollar sign. I told her to stop while I read the package and there was a contest "find the dollar sign oreo and win $1 million dollars". I look right at my sister who has the biggest shit eating grin, we lock eyes and she eats the fucking oreo.
The closest I've got to making news was winning a contest on G4 called free stuff. All I won was a small but expensive camcorder, never used the damn thing.
I was the main character in a few childrens movies in my country. This is actually the thing that ruined my life. I hated being recognized everywhere i went. I have grown up so people dont recognize me anymore, but i am still afraid of going outside.
The worst feeling in the world is when you suddenly get tons of friends because you are famous, but they end up ditching you once they find out i wasnt that cool. Now i dont have a single friend, and i only talk to my family.
>>29117364
Very close but not quite. That man was actually pretty alpha and talked very loudly and assertively.
>>29114681
Reminds me. I sort of drew this, though the original had a ponytail because it was suppose to be Anita. Was done YEARS ago, well before she made the kick starter or anything like that.
Then they edited it to this so it could be a curly hair Jewess.
>>29113620
I was on regional Armenian TV for taking part in the restoration of an old church last year.
>>29117437
This guy? He smells of insecurity
>>29117437
Black outfit by the Russian flag ?
>>29117540
To clarify, I'm asking about the skinnier guy to the right of the one circled by this anon >>29117536
>>29117536
No it's the guy a couple flags up sitting on the curb by himself.... right
Probably when my dad got arrested for sex crimes. Legally you can't name a minor in this sort of story, out here. But what they did do is name my father, and mention that one of his victims was his own child. I'm an only child so everybody knew it was me.
>>29117560
That lil white boi in the jeans ?
Sheeit
For real though , that must be like all the white people in bongistan. Where are the Muslims ?
>>29117597
Are you a female?
What did he do to you?
Please describe in vivid details
>>29117612
Yes
Sex
No
I was once on the front page of a local newspaper because I donated like half a buck to the veterans (they probably shot a picture because I was dressed like an edgy teen).
I only donated because I had no wallet and too much change in my pockets.
>>29117621
Then fuck off
Why the fuck would you tease us?
All you whores are the fucking same
Your dad should've raped your loli asshole open with a branding iron and strangled you with your slut panties.
Fuck you
>>29117560
This guy. Sorry for the blurry edit.
>>29113620
>I sold cut out skin mag pictures to guys at school
>In 6th grade
>For free
>I'm ashamed
>>29117663
I am not going to indulge your pedophile fantasies.
>>29117387
Even here i get no replies.
>>29113620
There's videos of me playing a game on stage in Korea and at some US events from when I was good at it. I was never anything approaching a famous player though. Got interviewed by a film crew a few times for news reports and a couple documentaries for two of the games I played over the years.
>>29117663
And then anon wonders why he doesn't have a girlfriend
>>29117686
Let me guess, they were the Red Riding Hood/Tom Thumb foreign movies?
When I was in Congress I got fame by fucking up standard operation.
Ask me anything including links.
>>29113620
Honestly, probably from my posts on this board, as lame as that sounds. I was pretty well known in my high school and neighborhood too I guess. Also, my freshman year of college I was well known enough to get banned from places I'd never been to before, but that's more notoriety than anything.
I was given a full ride at a military college with a Naval scholarship and I remember seeing the story somewhere in the newspaper. Also, my hockey team won a tourney in Buffalo and I saw our win in the newspaper as well.
It's too bad I fucked around, drank and played vidya all day at school and dropped out
>>29117088
How was the job? What were the requirements? How much are they willing to deviate from standard measurement requirements if the body shape is still athletic?
>>29117896
How old are you anon?? What'd you fuck up?
>>29117378
I would have literally beaten the shit out of her.
>>29117250
Shrewsbury massive senpai
>>29114276
Curious, what drugs ruined it? On a whim I'll guess adderall burn out?
A news story, something like "Local band faces rape allegations". A couple months into waiting for my trial (since they decided I was a flight risk and shouldn't get bail) the girl got drunk and confessed that she had never been raped and just fingered me for "raping" her because she'd seen our show that night, remembered me, and wanted attention or something.
>>29117679
attention whore fuck robot
>>29115129
Just end posts with the vauge implication of being a chad, as robots will show more attention to as opposed to other robots, making the chad gets more attention meme a self fulfilling prophecy.
>>29116611
i was actually 13, i am also very surprised it was so positively recieved
>>29117250
Is your name Dan?oregano
>>29117879
Fuck off faggot.
I bet you'd defend this roastie too >>29118058
I'm in a grime music video
I legit fucked Tila Tequila
>>29115129
i am going to help you brake your record
>>29117663 stop being a needy gimp
One time I made an anti-feminist/slutwalk tumblr and posted a pretty long deconstruction of a lot of the shit they meme about. It got reblogged and insulted by a bunch of big feminist tumblrs and I was banned within 24 hours.
Fuck tumblr.
>>29118172
Fe?
blocks blocks blocks
>>29118149
No I wouldn't you fucking retard. The thread asks what made them the most famous, she answers that it was her getting raped as a kid. If you think that's teasing then you are deluded. Fucking kill yourself before you rape someone yourself.
>>29117088
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(Oregano man)
>>29118221
erm, yes?
>>29118172
Which one?
Does Grimes smell funny?
>>29118180
I actually believe this, but it's not something newsworthy.
So fuck off
>>29118192
Fuck you nigger
>>29118226
Too late faggot
I've already raped 2 womyn. Where's your mom live, i'm finna get a hat trick
>>29118287
no way, really?
what is your main hobby?
>>29117088
>dad is a former model
>mom was a small-time child actress
>I'm a chronically ill sysadmin
And to answer the actual thread's question, I'm most famous for being their son. It made some local headlines because of the age difference and minor celebrity status my mother has around here.
I had front row tickets to WCW Thursday Night Thunder and was shown on national TV a few times during that broadcast (friends and family commented on seeing me).
Been featured on the local TV news once or twice as part of a larger group of volunteers.
I've had some of my photos published on various websites and even have been paid for my work at one point.
Have a youtube video with 50k views, that one felt pretty good.
Meh... I think that's about it.
>>29113868
I still want that greentext
So greentext?
>>29115129
The most I've ever accomplished, fame wise, was getting "most argumentative" in the yearbook my senior year of high school.
There was only about 10 categories, so it was something.
lmao OP here, I left thread. Didn't think it would do this well. Good stuff
>>29119263
Wow thanks for coming back and KILLING THE THREAD, faggot.
>Play a game on Steam called Rivals of Aether
>One day, matchmaking breaks, and every gets matched up against me, even though I was offline.
>As a result, no one can play online, and loads of people message me on steam asking what I'm doing and telling me to stop breaking the game
>developer fixes it by moving the version number forward, and even names the update after me
>>29120412
Hello hufschmid
>>29113620
Being the only nonwhite guy most people in my area know. And everyone in my city seems to know me because of that, I get randomly stopped on the street "Hey anon, what's up" and I rarely know who the fuck those people are.
![[honking intensifies].gif](https://i.imgur.com/zFbcd4E.gif "[honking intensifies].gif")
I'm technically a fashion model who was on TV. I was paid 15 dollars for it.
I had 5000 subscribers on a runescape channel in 2009
i was mentioned by names for instigating a "raid" on a facebook page. "psychic remote healing for pets"
in reallity it was just me and a few of my mates posting pictures of taxadermied animals and syuff asking for them to be healed. the owner of the page closed it and was very upset whith why people could be so mean, but the site was retarded we just couldnt help ourselves, i mean come on, asking a psychic on facebook to heal your horses depression, mongoloids
so i dont know how much fame that counts for but its something
>>29113620
#2 on the leader boards on slither.io
My name was Krookadile that time
was on the news 1 time when I got swine flu lol also
>be me
>young edge lord
>comment on tons of christian social media posts calling them fags
>call someone an easy target
>posts picture of columbine cucks
>week goes by
>awaken by a loud knock at the door
>opens the door to find 3 police cars 2 undercover cars and a squad truck blocking off my street
>gets interagated by fbi for being a suspected school shooter
>gets banned from every local school
>becomes flight risk
>csnt do shit with life because i cant pass a background check
>kinda kek
Place next to me burned down. We got evacuated and had to wait like 12 hours before we could go back inside. A news crew turned up and asked us about what happened. Must have been a slow as fuck news day because they actually played me on the news that night.
when i was a wee lad in the scouts, I found a corpse of a woman shot at the back of her head.
the local newspaper refered to me by my first name
>>29121189
>kinda kek
thats the spirit lad
>>29113620
There's a YouTube video of me eating a drawing of Pepe the frog that has 80,000+ views
>>29121304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TuPaa6qUW50
That was easy to find lmao
Most impact I've had on this world was as anon, so nobody knows it was me. I used to be famous at 2 schools I went to though.
>>29113620
Being in those "Faces of /_/" compilation images. First two took place in /k/ back in like 2010 and 2011, last was on /r9k/.
I was supposedly going to be on (local) TV once because I won an art contest when I was like 10 years old, but my parents wouldn't show my birth certificate or whatever they were asking for, so I guess someone else "won".
I was featured in my local city's newspaper as a 2nd grader participating in some Chinese cultural exchange thing.
I had a paper of mine published in a legal journal, and you can look it up on LexisNexis or WestLaw.
>got a song played on the radio, shade45
>did a few episodes of Nashville as an extra
>got like 500 plays on one of my soundcloud song which isn't impressive but a lot of people can barely get 100 plays
>>29113620
>won the first home game wrestling match in my high schools history
still my proudest moment, I didn't really get famous
it did get me a gf though, lasted about a month
I was known all around the school as the kid who masturbates in class
>>29115129
Honey, this is your big brake
>>29113620
I got on T W O pages in the year book
Also a chill Indian gas station owner always smiled when he saw me coming to pick up some Mt Dew.
His store closed down.
>>29115129
Wow anon, teach me your skills
I was on the news for being one of the anons in the uprising thread
One of my youtube videos has 200,000 views
One of my hentai drawings 300,000
>>29114898
god the preds have the best ice girls
>>29115129
Damn, I've only gotten likesix for the most
I was an extra in Breaking Bad, during season four.
>>29123488
ah fuck, got one up on me. i was an ordinary in bending mediocre, season 3.
>>29117906
why did you get banned? what were you notorious for? are you that guy who asked out 500000 women?
>made local paper describing marathon experience
>reporter concluded she didn't want to stop being a fatass and fitshamed me
Hence why I fatshame when I never cared before.
>>29118317
>so fuck off
>fuck you nigger
>i already raped 2 wemen XD
/b/ please leave
>>29113620
When I won the Powerball jackpot in 2009. It ruined my life for a little while, due to the media swarm, etc, but now everything is okay.
>Was in the paper for repping my state at the National Scrabble Competition
>In the paper for being a show that went to state drama finals
>A cringeworthy Team RWBY fanfic i wrote got pretty popular on fanfic.net
Everybody on /vg/ makes fun of me when I want to play with friends
i usually get alot of replies on yt comments
I farted loud in class, everyone noticed me...
>>29125577
>A cringeworthy Team RWBY fanfic i wrote got pretty popular on fanfic.net
Gimme
