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>exactly ONE (1) chance at life >born with garbage-tier
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>exactly ONE (1) chance at life
>born with garbage-tier beard genetics
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Go to Jeffs beard board. Most folks there will recommend you grow your beard out for 13 weeks, by then the length will cover up your patchy spots, faggot.
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>>29112855
Better than what some people can grow.
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If you're desperate, you can splash some Rogaine on your face and get some beard gains (I don't condone this, it has been shown to potentially cause heart damage).

Anyway, I used to be upset about my inferior beard genes until I realized no one would like me or see me as more manly even if I had the thickest, most luscious beard in the world.
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>>29112855
I've seen worse. Get rogaine
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>>29112855
I bet there was an emperor with a shit beard.
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You're not going to like what I'm going to say but just give it time.

I was about 22 or 23 before I could grow anything substantial and even then it was slow and confined to just a goatee. It looked like shit: catfish mustache made it look like a Fu Manchu. After 25, the sides became less patchy and everything generally got thicker.
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>>29112923
This is literally, LITERALLY four months' worth of growth with only the goatee part trimmed and the """""neckline""""" maintained. It's never going to not look like curly, patchy shit, is it?
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>>29112855
my shit started to kick in thiicccker at 26
so go figure.
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>>29112855
Stop embarrassing yourself and shave it off.
Try again in a few years.
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>>29113171

>I don't condone this, it has been shown to potentially cause heart damage

What's worse: a metaphorically broken heart from having a shitty beard or a literally broken heart stemming from damage done by chemicals?
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