18 yo kissless virgin here.
I've only ever hugged a girl once too.
Going into college this fall. My dreams are to escape this hell of loneliness and get laid and make friends. How do I do it? What is the best way to meet girls in college, and how do you get a girl to fuck you? I have one last chance to pass as a normie. I can't fuck this up.
Pic related, it's my senior pic.
How do I become chad?
That's you in the pic?
take 200 of these
dating websites are a fucking miracle
>>29112622
what if he wants to shit again at some stage?
Firstly, you want to come to a community of highly trained female connoisseurs like ourselves. Then you want to listen to ever single word of premium advice they give you. Post results.
>>29112579
You look like a Chad
Don't have to do much honestly, considering how good-looking you are you just have toBEE urself
>>29112700
Hell be able to shit again a little less than a week, but for two days he will be chad.... if he lives
you are the ugliest nigger I have ever seen in my life just become an hero.
>>29112597
Yeah, it is me,
>>29112780
I try to be myself, but I just end up being really opinionated and autistically obsessed with cars. I just don't know how to talk to girls or how to create the opportunity.
>>29112579
You have great teeth. I can't smile because im self conscious about my crooked ass slav teeth. parents were too cheap to get me braces as a kid. you have every chance to be a normalfag, dont complain
>>29112579
Jesus Christ, this has to be bait.
Being a KV at 18 isn't that bad, lots of us go into our twenties like that. Don't worry so much.
>>29112933
Idk why you're worried so much you have your whole life ahead of you stop worrying justdrop acid
>>29112579
i don't get your troll OP but I'll answer your question earnestly
The answer is to not make too much of yourself in the first two or so weeks of school- focus on being a bro to your roommates. Bring weed, share it with ONLY YOUR ROOMmATES for the first two weeks or so. The social groupings you see forming are born of anxiety and fear and missing parents and home and will certainly fall apart.
Pay attention to the chicks you see fucking the weirdos, they're gonna. Hot girls will be sleeping with men far below their scale this first period and those are the crops you will harvest later.
Collect this information, build a bond with roomies over weed, and eventually have a party somewhere you won't get caught. Invite the girls who fucked the weirdos the first week and you will have a hedonistic orgiastic party I guarantee it.
or just study and work out and let things take their natural course, but if i could go back I would've kept a much lower profile throughout my freshman year.
>>29113111
fuck note the image title please
>>29113111
Appreciate the advice.
I'm not trolling either. I'm totally, 100 percent real.
>>29113133
Trips never lies, neither does dubs. Looks like Imma do this.
>>29113111
>slip on vans
>>29113355
just as a caveat, I think willingness to expand outside of your comfort zone is really the most important thing. drugs, people, activities. all of it, socially speaking. obviously keep your grades up.
I'm going to med school now, so i think i was pretty successful in undergrad. if that lends any credibility.
go to the gym, fuck with chads, don't shy away from conflict but don't get stiff if you're in a conflict. call your parents if you get in trouble. don't talk too much about home or high school unless it's funny or will add to the conversation.
Look at the fucking image title on my trips dude
>>29113461
look at the image title and look at my trips am I the only one seeing this shit?
>>29112579
anon you look fine
just make a tinder, and dont sperg out on dates, you'll probably get laid
>>29112579
What I would have told myself at your age: be ballsy. Just don't give a fuck about anything about what people think about you. Just do what you want. Think about the kinda guy you wanna be, and act like that. Always say yes to doing something social, especially while you're still under 23.
>tfw 7 years ago I was a kissless virgin too
>tfw now I've literally had days of sex with a porn star and another girl is in love with me and wants my kids
If you're 18, your brain is elastic enough and peer group young enough that you all still have hope. I believe in you, robots
>>29113758
You know, I'm kind of doing that already. I have a bit of hope now. I refuse to die a virgin.
>>29113464
Imma do this. I'm gonna be successful. I know it. I am not worried anymore.
