Why the fuck does everyone say my room smells bad, bros?
I know that feel...
>Shower daily
>Never eat food in my room
>Window open 24/7
>Change bedsheets fortnightly
>Everyone who visits my room says it stinks
What the fuck, bros.
>>29111932
I don't know
my step sister's bedroom smells really bad
are you lazy like her?
>>29111932
If you masturbate a lot, it creates a very potent smell that you've probably grown used to.
>>29111932
Cuz you don't have an electric dehumidifier thingy like moi. It sucks out bad air & spits out new air.
>>29112193
Yep. It's a mixture of sweat, asshole, and cum that's unmistakable.
>used to the smell of my room because I'm always in there
>take 600mg of caffeine because I'm too retarded to keep a good sleeping schedule
>suddenly I can smell things much more strongly
>room smells terrible
>this is probably what everybody else smells when they walk in
fuck
>>29112193
Oh. How can I remove it?
>>29112012
Carpet powder, plug in glade and brush yo damn teeth. Toungue included.
>>29112415
Stop masturbating so much, use febreeze often, and get a glade plug in.
>>29111932
because you are a slob
>>29112012
yeah and i'm queen of africa
>>29111932
>letting people into your room
>having people to let into your room
Get the fuck out
>have weeks-old cereal bowls in my room
>days-old coffee mugs
>plates covered with food so old it's practically fossilized
>mom keeps telling me to clean my room
Lol fuck off mommy
>>29111932
They're just being rude af. Ignore them.
>>29112012
Exactly the same here. The annoying this is that when i walk out of my room i notice no discernable change in smell throughout the whole house, but people still say it.
>>29112193
Fuck, i'm 100% convinced my room smells like semen even though i can't smell it.
I also smoke in my room so i don't know if cigarette smell hides the semen smell or if it's the opposite, i'm guessing it makes an awful combination
God i'm disgusting
>"anon it smells like fish in here!".
>Anon your room has a very pungent odor
Why are normies so rude?
>mum found my cum rag and discarded it
She didn't even mention it once, was she ashamed or trying to be a responsible adult?
>>29117195
she is probably huffing that cum rag every night rubbing herself with it
>>29117216
But that wouldn't be appropriate.
>>29117120
you must be a gril
>>29117373
I'm aguy. It was a cousin who said that after I just finished fapping and she knocked on my bedroom door, I finished just in the nick of time but cum particles were still floating round the room.
>Finally get a gf
>she has a lot in common with me
>asks if she can come to my house all the time
>make excuses but finally one day we're on a date and it starts to rain near my house, no excuses left
>she wants to see my room
>agree to show her
>open the door
>she immediately covers her nose and runs out
>doesn't respond to my texts
>doesn't respond to my calls
Never heard from her again. Never realized my room smelled so bad.
>>29117436
Are you sure it wasn't the anime figures that spooked her? Most guys bedrooms smell like cum so I doubt it was just that one factor.
Every time I get back from work I go inside my room and feel the smell wall hit right from the door frame. I feel at home, I've sunken so much masturbation and sweat into these walls and into these sheets. I haven't showered in 5 weeks and I can't remember the last time I've washed my sheets. Let it all sink in. It's my smell, it's all me.
How do we get rid of the smell? Opening the windows and glade on works for a short while but the cum fumes seem to seep out of the fabric of the room.
>>29116139
>smoke in my room
>smoke
>room probably smells like semen
Kill yourself
