>tfw ywn have a big booty submissive gf who calls you daddy when you spank her
why live?
*BRRAAAAAAAPP*
**BRAAP**BRAAAP**
>>29110859
>tfw OP just made me want this feel
fuck you OP
>>29110859
>you'll never have a big booty titty monster gf who teases you while you both play video games
>>29111017
Same here. It's pretty much my sex life goal at this point, though getting a hot, well-proportioned submissive nympho chick isn't an easy task.
Maybe I should get surgery to fix my shitty chin ad work out.
Maybe I should work on my social skills.
I hate thinking of the fact that people who have worked a fraction as hard as I have posses everything I could want in life.
*BRAAAAAAAAAP*
Teehee! Sorry anon all those pizza rolls are really hitting me now!
>>29111225
>>29110985
Also every single BRAP poster needs to fucking kill themselves.
Fart fetishism ranks only above necrophilia, and un-birthing in terms of degeneracy
tfw this is literally my relationship
>>29111313
mind telling us how you got into it?
Advice for a worthless piece of shit like me?
>>29111384
hit the gym and move out of the basement
>>29110859
What is the appeal in being called Daddy?
>>29111384
i seriously dont know how i managed to seduce a super hot, cute autismo like me but it happened. We're both robots but shes hot as hell
>>29111486
Was she abused or she just dislikes people
>>29110859
>tfw no CoD Advanced Warfare
>>29111486
>dating
>we're both robots
at least have the decency to not call yourself a robot you stupid normalfag
>>29111277
>above necrophilia
Necro is much more patrish than fartfaggotry.
