>Tfw you'll never buy super-cars and go each weekend on your plane to a 5 star hotel w/ Gs and models in your bed
>Tfw you'll never be remembered like him
>Tfw you'll never even fuck nearly the half of women he did
>Tfw you'll never wake up seeing you on TV daily
>Tfw will never be admired by everyone like him
>Tfw will never have half the balls he had
Cons:Manlet
Pros:All money in the world and respek
>>29110649
>implying any of that is worthwhile
>>29110693
???
Are you being autistic, or?
>>29110649
Not know, sure. But I'm feeling pretty optimistic about mein future.
>>29110764
*now
reeeeeeeeeee robot
>ywn create a billion dollar franchise and internationally recognized anime
cons: a hack
pros:
>>29110764
>not know
Karma is a bitch kekoriginal a7alol
>>29110810
This tbqhwyfamilino
__original __
I'd rather be Notch.
>Make a better version of Infiniminer
>Get lucky and strike it big with the autistic preteen market
>Wind up cashing out for 2.5 BILLION when Microsoft offers to buy your game
Richer than Mayweather and I don't even have to be a nigger.
>>29110649
>Tfw will never get beat with a garden hose by your dad
>>29110938
But then you have to be some low test, insecure, fat, faggy slav or swede or whatever the fuck he is. I'd rather be Mayweather.he's probably a dicklet too
>>29110938
OP here considered but
Cons : neckbeard w no bbc
>>29110938
>>29111000
this
Notch got cucked even though he had a billion dollar net worth. That's how much of a low test beta he is
>>29111000
Trips of truth senpaioriginally original
