>Today
>Be 21 Neet
>Mommy teaching me to drive
>I'm driving around a parking lot getting a feel of the car and practicing parking.
>Parking lot is next to a park.
>See couple having sex under tree.
>I want to watch but mommys right there so i can't.
10 Years Ago
Exactly 10 years ago today i make my 5th grade crush cry in class telling her the world would end on 6/6/06.
>Google her name, find her twitter. She still a qt 3.14. Want to fuq but i wont message her till i get more followers than her. =/
Anyways what did you guys do today?
WoW pls respond.
>Today
>Be 25 Wagecuck
>fap to some lolis and NTR for 3 hours straight
>go to work
>dick is swinging like a damn pendulum in my pants
>come home
>shitpost
10 years ago
>skipping school and jerking it to vanilla porn
>>29110473
>pic
is this her? Is this what you think qt means? This is used up bimbo whore latino roastie. Die.
>>29110609
That's Nikki Minaj. You got the rest of the post right though
>took an average sized shit
>just finished eating a tv dinner I bought from Walmart
>watching Law&Order SVU
>>29110652
nah shes Asian
>>29110609
>filename "nikki" obv Nikki Minaj
>latino
retard
Today
>go to work
>get off early to go to sister's graduation from HS
>freaking the fuck out at the prospect of seeing former classmates and teachers and having to reveal I'm a dropout
>take Xanax and lay low
>eat at Fatz later on family's dime and it was decent
>probably about to jerk off quietly in my room to hentai, regret it later, then try to get rid of the smell
10 years ago
>probably jumping on the trampoline blissfully unaware of what life has in store for me
10 years ago I would be on summer break during my freshman year of HS.
