>Oh? What's wrong tubby? Too fast for you? Not used to direct sunlight? All right fine we'll take 5, 5 seconds.
>I may as well stretch while you're sucking air.... there we go...
*MMMPPPPPFFFPPPFFFRRRRRNNNNTTTTTTT*
>oh whoops! did you hear that? Did you smell it too? I had 4 raw eggs for breakfast haha, oh gosh you're probably breathing it right now aren't you....
*BLAAARRPP*
>haha one more for the road, now suck it upand hurry up faggot let's get that heart rate up.
>>29109154
>make sure you stretch before running anon, don't want to get a cramp
*BBBBRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPP*
>Ugh guess that stretched me out, teehee!
>>29109223
where do you get these pics? i'm having a boner
>>29109223
>running in barefeet
put these on at least please!
do people actually get off to these posts or is it just a meme at this point, because they make me laugh
>>29109287
I don't get off to the posts directly, but seeing them DOES get me in the mood.
This is the best meme since spaghetti and bursting into treats.
I don't know how you do it, op. It's a different theme every thread. All the different ways of smelling *braaaap* is probably the best part.
>>29109287
I'm just personally memeing, but that's also how I got started with incest fetishes, so we'll see if I ever cross that bridge
>>29109154
I'm a bloody international level athlete that run a km in 2:35 flat out.
>>29109403
Now we're actively encouraging this faggot?
A fartposting thread never fails to make me kek
>>29109261
My index toe is larger than my big toe.
Who here /greekfeetmasterrace/?
>>29109500
what the FUCK is a km?
>>29109521
Better than tripfag and fembot feels threads
>>29109521
>Now
Sure is summer in here
Alright well the Jews have won everyone. We could never have anticipated that our undoing would be ourselves.
>>29109500
But how fast can you swallow this fart?
*PAUL BLAAAAAART*
>>29109640
Go wipe your ass
>>29109552
1000 meters really how could you not know this?
>>29109706
what the FUCK is a meter?
>>29109729
It's like a yard skeeter dun worry 'bout it none, just some faggy Euro-talk
>>29109729
Almost 3 feet basically
>>29109766
Fuckin euro trash coming into my fucking country
>>29109778
there we go now you're talking english
>>29109729
0.00497096 furlongs
>>29109640
>paul blaaaaart
killin me
>>29109796
You're an animal fucker? I'm getting my gun
>>29109729
10 decimetres, and a decimetre is 10 centimetre, etc.
*BEEEEEERRPHLERPHPT*
>>29109877
>Having to be a cuck to use the right one
Boy did I luck out.
*bripp*!!!
>>29109778
what the FUCK is a feet?
>>29109729
10000000000 angstroms
>>29109950
I love it when farts are cute
*PHHHRRRGHHHHTTTTRRGHPLRRRRPPPPPPPGH*
BRAAAAAAAAAPTHHH
BLUUUUUUUURPTHTH
>>29109961
3.222x10^-17 lightyears
BBBBBBBBRRRRRRLBIBLIBLBIBLIBBBBBB
>>29109154
>thread is ruined by arguments over metric vs imperial system
TIME TO CLEAR THE AIR, BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_efRUrmjSc
>>29110015
*PPPPFPAAARNPTPLLHHPTTTT-HOOOOOONK*!!
Looks like the air is no longer cleared.
>>29109877
The imperial one don't make sense who's the retard who still let this go
Hooked up with a gal just like this and she said "fuck me harder fatass"
Kinda hurt my self esteem to be honest.
>>29110048
>HOOOOOONK
>tfw no gf that farts like a clown horn
>>29110145
Hah!
How do you hook up? I'm on tinder with a few chicks but don't want them to reject me if I say " u want sum fuk?"
>>29110015
>it even sounds like her fart is laughing
>>29110226
>tfw no ah-ooga poot gf
>>29110338
Your description and her face made me not want to ask for sauce
>>29109154
>>29109223
>>29109640
women don't actually do any serious kind of running in these pants.
t. serious runner
>>29111027
That's what we in the biz call a "" """"""""""fembot"""""""""""""""""""
Her farts smell like cum though so don't get too attracted.
>>29109154
>my god i could smell the shit through my screen
>>29111445
Why is her face greasy?
That's the most disturbing part
>>29110015
Jesus she probably needed to wipe afters-she can use my face desu
>>29111027
>>29111849
It's no mystery my man you're new to this place if you don't know about the greasy cuck queen
>>29109877
gay shit for fags
>BrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaappppppppBrraaaaaaappppppp
Don't you love the smell of exhaust anon
>>29112217
Amerigoys are trying it again.
>>29112443
>hook nose
Looks like a hook to me
>>29112443
C'mon step it up
>>29112668
Best chart I've ever seen.
>>29109261
>wearing shoes at any time
