So what actually happens at a club?
Dancing? Drinking? Lewd stuff?
Getting so drunk you forget how little fun you're having
On the positive side, you can also get so drunk that you can talk to people you ordinarily wouldn't and it's completely socially acceptable
>>29108775
Hearing damage.
>Drink
>Dance half-assedly until a girl smiles at you
>Dance half-assedly with a girl
>Try to get to know each other but it's too loud
Also this >>29108877
>>29108775
You spent most of your time there wondering why you even went there in the first place.
>>29108865
They always cut the booze though.
>>29108775
Retardation.
Go to a rave in a warehouse somewhere you will have way more fun.
>get drunk
>dance some awkward dance
>too loud to really talk to people
>wonder what's the point the day after
>go out again a couple of weeks later
>>29108775
white women get the bbc
>>29109183
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my last name is black, gimme chicken tendies
>>29108775
You drink a lot, then you dance a lot. Its fun
If youre not an autist you can even get laid
>>29109059
Drink before you get there, feign sobriety at the entrance and cover the smell of alcohol up
