>Go to an escort who is known for giving very good blowjobs and swallowing
>Make small talk
>Commence life changing bj
>Very good, cum in her mouth, she doesnt swallow
>GOes to the bathroom and i can hear her gag and spit it out
>Comes back like nothing happened
>Dont pay attention to it
>Fap today decide to see why she gagged
>Taste my cum
>Taste like fucking poison, very bitter and medicine taste
>tfw currently taking antibiotics, which got into my semen
>>29106831
thats fucking disgusting desu
nonorignee
>>29106831
My mouth still fucking burns and tastes horrible, and I only had a nibble. She took the entire fucking load. HAHAH
Its making me cough
Doubt I'll ever use an escort but if I do I'll try to make sure my cum tastes okay first.
>>29106908
make sure she offers bareback blowjobs, and is very selective with who she sees.
>>29106831
You have a god given gift anon.
What if left to do now is going to all the escorts in your area and poison the shit out of them.
You are the instrument of purgatory, anon
>>29106915
>bareback blowjobs
as in no condom?
How would I make sure she's selective? If she costs more is it safe to assume she is?
>>29106938
Yes, no condom. Make sure she requires references and isnt dirt cheap.
>>29106956
I'm a virgin. How do I get references?
What price range do you usually go for? Like at least 500 dollars?
>>29107096
>500$ for a BJ