>walking down street
>zoning out to my music
>see teenage girls approaching
>have to manually swing my arms and move my legs
>>29106518
>see teenage girls approaching
Even just reading this makes my breath short.
>>29106574
It's twice as bad now in summer now that they're in booty shorts and yoga pants and tank tops and belly shirts.
Also, I think that they're usually teenage girls, pretty sure some if not half of them are like 11 years old
Do you start breathing manually if someone mentions manual breathing?
I'm breathing manually right now..
>have to manually swing my arms
Wait, you have to swing your arms while walking???
I hold my breath and walk faster when that happens
>walking down street
>woman is coming towards
>sees me
>crosses the street
>>29106663
Yes, a little bit but not too much, that's how normoes walk.
Don't swing your arms and it looks like you're holding in diarrhea, swing them too much and it looks like you're high on extra chromosomes.
>>29106663
holy shit maybe that "virgin walk" shit isn't just a meme.
Do people seriously not know this?
>have severe social anxiety disorder
>this is how I walk literally all the time, even at home
I have seen the fiery depths of hell, and they burn bright for thee.
>>29107003
>swing them too much and it looks like you're high on extra chromosomes.
Unless you're Chad, of course
