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>ywn be a cute girl with a special friend
>ywn have a platonic cuddle with your best qt friend while watching a scary movie
>ywn have a magical first lesbian experience with your bestie at a sleepover

KILL ME NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!!
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>>29105965
This is my friend and I, except we're not attracted to each other. I love her platonically.

despite this when she talks about guys I feel fucking awful like there's a brick in my stomach and I want to puke. I'm not attracted to her but imagining her with someone makes me sick and I don't know why
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>>29106084
Every fanfic ever
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Is TayTay a lesbian?
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>>29106084
I think close female friendships are so cute. I love how they will hold hands and be comfortable hugging and kissing each other... I stalk a bunch of girls on social media and just "awwww" at their friendships and pictures and how they call each other pretty and cute in the comments
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>>29106084
t-taylor?

please post proof. we haven't seen you outside of /b/ in like forever
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>>29106124
I'm mot gay for my best friend, I have a bf and on paper I want her to not be alone either but something inside really bothers me about her dating. Maybe it's because I'm protective and I don't think anyone is good enough or might hurt her
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>>29106156
only for Karlie Kloss, otherwise she's 100% heterosexual
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>>29106187
Why don't you just share a guy with her?
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>>29106177
My friend i was talkimg about is the only female friend I've had, I imagine most girl-girl friendships aren't like that, but I dunno. We're super close to each other and we even walk eith our arms locked sometimes. It's weird men don't seem to be as close to each other, at least physically

>>29106183
When I meant 'that's my friend and I', I meant the relationship, not the picture
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>>29105965
>tfw no taytay gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKar-tF__ac&ab_channel=TaylorSwiftVEVO
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Is she really a Nazi barbie?
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>>29105965
I hate to admit it but god I want this shit so much, just to be a girl and actually have a long term best friend who can come over, nap with me, cuddle me and do steyrotypical normie female teenager things
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>ywn be a horny Fujoshi who dresses up like male characters to have lesbian yaoi sex with your other Fujoshi friends

Just end my life t-b-h-f-a-m
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What is this look called?
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Women treat eachother like shit too though, they can't be trusted
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This is bullshit. Only staceys ever get to do this. If you're on this board, you're already an autistic loser, transforming into a girl will not get you this.

- a real, not tranny, girl
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>mfw I will never break my hymen with a dildo my bestie stole from her mom's sock drawer while all our friends watch
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>>29106177
I wish guys could be affectionate like that too without getting laughed at.
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>>29107846
The Heil Hitler
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>>29105965
Girl cuddles are the cutest.
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>>29109060
I'm a guy and I think my best friend is kind of cute.

Don't want to fuck him though.

Am I turning gay?
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>>29108730
Can't wait to transition and be a cute girl and have cute girl moments. Stay salty.
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>>29109123
Cute doesn't have to mean sexually attractive.
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>>29109144
real life is not anime, you're fucking delusional. you better be a social butterfly now because once you become a girl, if you're a girl autist, you'll still be blocked out from having those friendships
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>>29105965
>ywn have a magical first lesbian experience with your bestie at a sleepover
been there done that
all it did was ruin any chances of me having friends in school and turn me into the neet reject I am today

>>29106084
>imagining her with someone makes me sick and I don't know why
you might be a bit gay
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>>29109270
What happened? Did you eat box too well or not well enough?
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>>29109107
>>29106177
>>29105965
>ywn be a qt girl with a qt bestie

They also secretly hate each other but don't let that get in the way of the cute
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>>29109329
long story short
>we're both like 12 and REALLY close friends
>staying over at her house watching a movie
>we're kind of cuddling up to each other under a blanket
>she turns to me and kisses me
>kiss her back
>relationship is super awkward afterwards
>she just randomly decides to tell everyone
>become known as the school dyke
>lose all my friends
>end up on 4chan
lesbot: origins
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>>29109522
>tfw lesbot
>tfw never kissed a girl
>tfw les community is so small and tumblr now that everyone has fucked each other
>tfw missed out on a pure relationship
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>>29109698
the les 'community' can go fuck itself

find another lesbot who hates it too

that's what I did
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>tfw watch a lot of media that has qt lesbians in it because of this
>or even just media with female relationships that could be interpreted as lesbian
>feel creepy as shit
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>>29106084
Emily?

>Oregano?
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>>29109698
Just seduce a straight girl, it's easy
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>>29106187
Just admit that you don't like seeing other women happy, jesus fucking christ.
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I have a good friend but we don't hug, hold hands, or have any physical contact really except on rare occasions. I don't even like standing very close to her or making eye contact either. I might just be too autistic to do these things though.
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>>29111066
Touch her.

I bet she's really soft.

Do it senpai.
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>>29109698
How does lesbianism even work if girls never make the first move? How does any girl ever get a gf?
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>>29105965
>>ywn be a cute girl with a special friend
Life is suffering
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>read cute lesbian love stories on literotica
>realize ywn be a cute lesbian
>get sad
does anybody else do this
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>ywn be dared to kiss your bff and secretly get wet
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>ywn explore your sexuality in college
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>ywn trick your bestie into kissing you by pretending it's for chad
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>ywn never kiss an other girl as a joke and like it more than you should
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>ywn secretly get turned on by all the other naked girls in the showers
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>>29112003


>ywn spread malicious rumors about your bestie because you are selfish and want to keep boys away from her
>she will never find out and think you did it because you hate her
>ywn be unable to tell her the truth and cry yourself to sleep for weeks
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>>29112080
forgot the lesbo pic
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>ywn be a girl with a sister you can always count on
>ywn know that anytime you're feeling down you can cuddle with her
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>ywn get home drunk with your bff and have sex, just to regret it the next morning
>>29112099
>you two will never make up, fall in love and live happily ever after
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>ywn drunkenly make out with a girl at a party and have everybody talk about it the next day
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>you and your gf will never be the openly lesbian couple at school
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>>29107846
the goth redneck
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>ywn be embarrassed at first, but then have the best orgasm of your life
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>ywn never realize that you're a lesbian later in life and cheat on your husband
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>>29112487
There was a movie like this. I forgot what it was called but it was bretty gud.
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>ywn never get addicted to the taste of your bestie's pussy
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>ywn get her to do some kinky shit with you
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>le fuck the tits off face
Whenever lesbianism is mentioned it arouses me. This is weakness. It only symbolizes my idolatry of females. The fact that this taint is appealing to me only shows how I've been brainwashed by porn.

Literally, what a waste of one's life to be "gay." All of these gay people are nothing more than lusting perverts. If I actually encountered lipstick lesbians at school I'd be thoroughly disgusted by them and hate them.

Girls can't "fuck the tits off" each other. It's just pseudo-sexual messing around.
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>>29112581
You sound upset anon.

Did you have your heart broken by a lesbian or something?
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>ywn have to be quiet because your parent's are home
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>>29112603
I'm upset that I watched too much lesbian porn growing up to the extent that I'm aroused whenever lesbians are mentioned. I should be better than that. It's degeneracy and terrible.
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>>29112637
A-are you a g-girl?
If so just give in!
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>>29112518
Aw fuck, this one got me. Really wish I could find a qt to eat out but im not butch enough to ping their gaydar
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>>29112751
Of course not. I'm just a pussywhipped guy trying to outgrow his problem.
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>ywn never end up with your childhood friend
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>>29112788
>just be yourself!
aren't there some lesbian dating apps/websites?
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>ywn kill your bestie's boyfriend and make it look like an accident
>ywn take advantage of her vulnerable emotional state to 'comfort' and do lewd stuff with her
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>ywn marry the love of your life
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>ywn be a strong woman who don't need no man
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>>29113006
>tfw not the butch half of a lesbian couple
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>>29112581
>Two beautiful sexual OBJECTS having intimate passionate interactions with each other
>Not instantly turning your dick into diamonds
Sir, I got some important news to you: You are a faggot.
....Still agree at the porn part tho, is the finest brainprograming ever.
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>>29113067
But it does instantly turn my dick into diamonds. That's the problem. I want it not to.
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>ywn never have way better sex than straight people
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I'm starting to think lesbianism is overrated tbqhfam
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>>29113167
Delete the bottom section of the picture please. It'll be better then.
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>>29113336
maybe but it looks hot
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>>29112256
Is there a full video? I love amateur stuff like this
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>>29113782
I'd like to see it too even though I just fapped.
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>>29113782
>>29114087
>xhamster.com/movies/2923031/fingering_at_a_party.html
all I got famicons
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>>29105965
>mfw triggered hard seeing beautiful people having fun
This isnt as bad as Kristen Bell's Africa video though.
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>ywn never accidentally grab your friend's boobs
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>>29106187
holy shit women are truly selfish
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>>29109270
>>29109522


get back to the kitchen kek
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>>29114231
>accidentally
kek
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You guys don't really think lesbians exist right? People are just lesbian because they can't get any dick. It doesn't make sense either, why would they choose another waffle to slap when they could have a big ol' sausage to ride.
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>>29114373
>jealous straight boy
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>>29114373
>being this retard
hahaha. Lesbians are addicted to sex cuz easy mode life + another easy mode life, ALLOWS them to have a fuckton lots of pleasure, mainly by being whores for chad at sometimes.
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>>29112581
Found the guy from /r/theredpill
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>ywn be the alpha lesbian in the relationship
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>ywn have your first lesbian experience on summer vacation with your best friend
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>ywn experience the purest form of love

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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>>29114494
she hasn't been stripped of any rights if she's in a first world country. but I would watch her eat pussy.
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ttnnoopp
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>>29112039
>that fucking guy in the back

1010 reaction
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>ywn be BLACKED
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>ywn sleep naked next to your qt short-haired hairy bush gf
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