"poke my boypussy uncle anon"
watdo
>>29104893
I would be angry at him because I'm not a guy.
At least call me auntie you little gay shit.
>>29104893
Cover his ass in oiland set it on fire
tell him to look more like a boy and less like a girl
i want my boypussy to be attached to a boy
>>29105065
Please, OP, do what this anon says
>>29105065
real epic bro
>>29104893
"put your butthole away, that's lewd"
but then i will kiss him so he knows i'm not angry
>>29104893
fuck her bp a little bit i guess
and yes i called >her a >her you frickin bigots
guess ill have to fuck it, not my choice, just duty
oblige
>>29105209
Oblige inside me, Uncle
>>29105065
cover his ass in babyoil and fuck the hell out of him
ftfy
>>29105279
Can I be your girl that is a boy anon?
>>29105209
You catch stds like that.
>>29105065
> using my dick as match
hhaha
>>29105433
how so anon
I don't get it
>>29105209
I remember the days when my best friend used to creampie me like that every night even though i told him not to.
I miss that so much. Too bad he only fuck girls now.
>>29105209
Holy shit post more
I want to creampie a cuteboy so bad, but even if you are lucky enough to find em they wanna use protection to the extreme.
>>29105785
>every night
You know that us faggots know you're lying, right?
>>29105865
How so?
I was literally his sex slave and sex was on demand.
>>29104893
*poke it out of curiosity
I'd oblige, and fugg his boypussy. I honestly wish I was in his position, though. Imagine having an RL friend about your age who was willing to do some serious gay shit with you.
>>29105892
g-go on, tell us more.
>>29104893
Drop my pants and bend over next to him, since I'm also a bottom.
>>29106135
Well, not much to tell really.
We were very good friends and one day he convinced me to do lewd things. I liked it so we kept doing it for many years. I was his sub so everything he asked, i did.
It started when we wee 15 years old and it lasted until 19.
He invited me to eat and sleep over at his house very frequently and after playing some games or watching a movie we went to his bedroom to do things. I loved seeing him experimenting me with me so i always did almost everything he wanted.
I still remember that night when he gave me a bubble gum and just when i was about to eat it, he told me to save it for later after sucking him off. Which i did but i backed out because i was shy, and that is something i regret to this day.
I wish i could go back in time.
Now we are 29 both and we haven't done anything in years and i'd like to bring this conversation but idk how to do it.
I think he still interested but he's also shy to ask me afraid that i might feel offended.
In fact, he always tell me that we should go on vacation the two of us together and rent a nice hotel room.
I really miss all the things we used to do. He was a bit dominant but nice.
>>29104893
fine fine baka ne >_<
*pokes*
o_O
how do I find gay guys irl
>>29106785
https://discord.gg/0w2E74bhVeztTphM
in here hon ;)
>tfw uncle poked my boypussy
Thanks for reminding me OP
>>29106597
Damn that's hot andvery romantic
i really wish i had a FWB now
>>29107240
Me too, I convinced myself I was a loner for so long, but lately all I want is a boyfriend.
all of my test
>>29107306
I actually dont know if I'd rather be a sub or a dom. I honestly want to try both. What's a good way to find out without coming into contact with another human?
>>29107651
What do you think about more? Dominating someone or getting dominated? That's what it really comes down to.
I think about dominating someone 95% of the time.
>>29107753
I don't know anon, it's sorta half and half. I'd think about one thing over the other more if I knew exactly what it was I wanted.
>>29107240
Yeah, these were the days.
I really hope i can muster the courage to ask him one of these days.
We meet a bit often so there might be a chance.
>>29108072
I hope you talk him into it. I'm rooting for you, anon.
>>29108501
Thanks m8!
Cheers.
Damn filter. Orig comment.
>>29108586
I always had a crush on my best friend. There was some serious sexual tension between us but I never acted on it.
>>29108686
If I were to have a crush on my friend, what would the proper way to act on it be? I wouldn't want to freak him out or anything.
>>29108686
That reminds me of me. Except he acted first and asked me. Of course, i didn't refuse. I was glad he took the lead, otherwise it would have never happened.
I think you should give him a hint or maybe ask him when you feel that the sexual tension arises between you both.
Maybe have some drinks together. I find that alcohol might help the situation. In my case, it helps me be more uninhibited.
Best of luck, and i hope everything goes well.
>>29104893
Anal sex fucks ur prostate up it's not natural. I couldn't get hard for six months afterwards.
I want to be friends with a cute girly dude.
>>29109382
That's hot as fuck. I want to have trouble getting hard from getting pounded in the ass.
>>29109110
Nah it's kind of tough now. He's been going out with a girl for years that he plans on marrying. I can't just try and screw around like I would have in my teens.
>>29109467
You want erectile dysfunction?
It was 7 inches long by 5 inches thick
Never a fucking again. I was scared straight.
>>29109382
>>29109607
Why would you need to get hard if you're the one getting fucked? Your body is just reacting in a reasonable manner to you not needing to get erect anymore.
>>29109607
>I was scared straight.
>>29109471
That complicate things. Yeah, i know that feel.
My friend had a gf not so long ago, but nothing too serious. However, i get the feeling that he's probably bi like me.
Oh well, maybe time will tell.
>>29109607
Yes, the thought of having a limp dick from too much fucking is seriously arousing.
>>29109653
Well it was only a curious thing. I was banging his girlfriend at the time so it would have been rude to refuse. I felt no pleasure from it at all. I am what they call a top I think. Have never fucked a man tho.
>>29109607
You can limit yourself to only sucking cock and there won't be a problem.
>>29105279
why does lower text say banana
>>29109894
She wants you to eat her banana until she fills your mouth with Chantilly cream
>>29109607
>>29109382
>tfw your boyfriend will never fuck you so hard your dick turns into a clitty and never gets hard again
Why are you afraid of this?
>>29110031
>>29109382
That tickles my feminization fetish.
I need to stop having that, it's not right for a faggot to like these things.
>>29104893
>tfw no nephew to offer me his boypussy
>>29110056
It's totally fine anon, pretending to be a girl is completely different than being a girl. Most normal girls make terrible girls, boys are way better at it anyway. Put on some lewd socks and find someone to cage your clit and be the best girl you can be!
>>29107651
Do erp. Whichever role you take preference in is probably what you would prefer irl.
>>29110114
It feels so bad though. Like it's the work of the devil. I get scared.
>>29110171
You should be. There's nothing there for you. I've tried, it doesn't make you feel good in real life.
>>29109824
Yeah too late for that tho I'm pretty much gay dead now.
>>29110031
Cuz I'm mostly straight and like fucking with my erect penis.
This faggot with the big dick was the worst lover ever btw. The girlfriend would always complain about him and preferred fucking me. I'm only 5.5 inches. All rambo could do was ram for 3 minutes. He would never fingerblast her or eat her out which I am brilliant at. He was a total bore whilst we would fuck in cars, and parks, while on the phone to our moms. It was great when it was a secret I would bang her in the next room holding her mouth so she didn't scream while he played soul caliber.
>>29110185
Is it possible to be gay and be happy?
>>29110280
Yes, but not if you're trying to do fetish shit.
>>29110171
What your doing is in comparison nothing, and you get off on no jail time, compared to the government, of which I will personally jail all of them for life for this scam they have going on called the government. I especially want that cunt in charge of the EU in my jail shed.
>>29110185
this anon lies
nothing is better than finally cumming as you get fucked after you've been caged for a month
What does it feel like when a guy is balls deep in you and his balls slap against your balls?
>>29110365
This.
>>tfw you finally learn to cum from prostate stimulation
I hardly touch my dick anymore, it's not even in the same league.
>>29110446
it's prettygaytbqh
and it only happens in doggy stylefeels like he owns you completely and that you are just his cocksleeve now
>>29110505
I do it with my dildo, but I want to know what the real thing feels like. I want a guy to make me his cockslut so badly
>>29104893
Everybody who
>has posted
>is posting
>will post
In this thread is a faggot
>>29104893
BRRAAAAAAAAPPP
s-sorry uncle-kun
>>29110544
yes and?
whats wrong with being gay anon-kun?
>>29105094
Literally all of what this robot said.
why is it called a boypussy if girls have one too?
>>29110741
>he thinks girls have a boipussy
>>29110802
they literally do
>>29110847
>he thinks girls have a boipussy
protip they don'thave a prostate
>>29110847
They don't have a prostate so it's different
Not if you're over 12. I'm not a faggot.
>>29110926
Check out the Skene's gland, it is the female homolog.
Remider that you're all mentally ill degenerates.And so am I. Post moar.
>>29110921
God I wish I had a limp clitty like that.
>>29111285
it's easy enough to do anonjust start taking hrt
>>29111299
I'm never going to look like that though, so that's not an option.
>>29111326
well you could always just getchemical castration
i hear a super tight chastity cage worn long enough can do it too
>>29111451
A chastity cage is probably the best bet for that feeling. I have one, but no keyholder.
>>29105209
Why does he have hair only on the taint? I would shave him properly first before I fucked him.
>>29111481
>no keyholderjust throw the key away
or go find one on soc or here or something
>>29111481
If ur a whiteboi just post it to me at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
>>29104893
Poke it with a throttling chainsaw.
what does it feel like to have a guy cum in your bussy??
>>29112168
kinda like this
except it feels like he is forcing the cum out of you
>>29110921
name of trap ?
she cute af
>>29112442
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