>qt as fuck 13 year old neighbor just rang my doorbell and gave me my newspaper
W-what do?
Describe your neighbour first and then we can decide
Invite her in for ice cream and cake.
>>29103420
what are the headlines
Just reminding you that they bully kiddy diddlers in prison.
Go on about your day, dumbass.
>b-b-but she makes my weewee hard
Get help. You shouldn't be attracted to 13 year old girls.
>>29103420
>w-what do?
Nothing
>>29103420
ask her out on a "date".
>>29103551
I'd say thirteen is fairly viable
How old are you OP? It might be fine
>>29103551
But literally everyone would be if she was indeed attractive. We're probably talking about a teenager here, so she probs has a feminine body to some degree.
>>29103554
Where to tb h?
>>29103598
I'm 26
>>29103625
>Where to tb h?
>26
lmao
Get fucking real
>>29103420
please die, faggot
>>29103625
Ask if she wants to come over and watch movies
>"here's your newspaper mr. anon!"
>"who are you? get of my lawn you whippersnapper! don't touch me newspaper ever again and i'm keeping your ball."
only correct answer
Wait until she is 16 and give her le d
Or 14 if you're in a country that respects your freedom
>>29103721
>Not busting your balls in her
I don't even know where OP is.
Surely it's customary to date 13 year-olds, as that's their prime mating age
Take her for a drive in your white van with fake plates.
Anytime some qt underage girl checks me out I just go in my head "I'll see you in 5 to 10 years"
Is something in the fucking water though? These girls look several years older than what they are. When I was a kid, everyone looked like fucking infants until like 15
>>29103420
Tell them you don't tip and that they should have left it on the driveway.
>>29103796
>Is something in the fucking water though? These girls look several years older than what they are
People say this every damn generation. Women look just as young at 13 as they did in 1950. It only seems different because you have a sex drive now.
>>29103796
it's probably how they act that you're picking up on
kids lose their innocence sooner these days
>>29103796
a lot of people say what you've just said but they've always looked like that to me, most girls had tits by the time I was 14, I'm not even talking little mosquito bites, I mean actual tits.
>>29103796
I fucking wish there was something in the water. I'm 22 and look 15
ask her if she bleeds yet
>>29103420
This is simple.
Wave and say hello next time.
She sounds like a good kid. On behalf of all the big brothers in the world, watch over her for us, will ya?
>>29104245
>watch over a 13 yr old girl
Kys
>>29104280
Not too sure what you're upset about.
or did you start drinking early today, anon?
>>29104341
>muh pass the torch
>muh guardian
>muh special flower
>>29104370
Ah, I see.
You find my sentiment disgusting.
We complain that we never chose to be born-- all too easily we forget that nobody else got the choice either.
Anyways, good. If you're that type of chap, I hope it bothers you all fucking day, Soak up the bitterness and vitriol!
It makes you SO MUCH stronger, amirite?
There'll come a day when you choke on it. I'm going out on my back deck to enjoy a coffee and smile at the thought.
>>29104507
>chap
GTFO
>>29104245
/thread
jesus christ, some of the people in this thread need to put their penis in a blender.
>>29103929
"Do you bleed?""You will."
>>29104245
>>29104538
>watching over a 13 yr old girl unironically
kysx2
>>29104507
Dude you're a fag, stfu
>>29104690
>>29104719
It's the duty of the strong to protect the weak.
>>29104764
no it's not kek
>>29104764
You're not strong
>>29103420
>13
dont do it anon
You dont wanna be that guy
>>29104782
Sure it is.
>>29104785
Sure I am.
>double decker bus to college
>everyone sits in same seats
>12-13 year old schoolgirls get on and go upstairs
>can see up their skirts from my seat
>want to look but don't want people to see me look
>>29103420
Put your phone aside and take it
>>29103525
>>29103551
>>29103665
>>29103750
>>29103796
>>29104280
>>29104538
>>29104690
>>29104764
>>29104827
back to rettid
>>29104821
I want to
>>29103551
>You shouldn't
Says who?
