>Hear text message notification
>Immediately get excited
>Look at phone
>Text from operator saying my new bundle started today
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T ANYBODY JUST LOVE ME AND TEXT ME AND GIVE ME ATTENTION I JUST WANT TO KNOW SOMEONE CARES ABOUT ME AND LIKES ME
Find a hobby, nerd.
>>29101698
what's is your number?
>>29101723
I really need one desu
Any suggestions that don't require me to meet people irl?
>>29101725
>trying to get me to post my number on 4chan
Play warband and slaughter women while riding horseback.
>>29101789
Not him but its with good intention, post your kik or some shit then senpai, this is r9k, not /b/
>BZZT BZZT
>a wild text message appears!
>try not to be too excited as you check your phone
"R U coming home for dinner at weeknd love mom"
>>29101943
Yeah mom texts too.
Dumb shit like this is why I barely get excited for anything anymore.
I always hope it's that one girl even though she has taken multiple dicks and is probably in a relationship
>>29101943
>tfw your mom has sent you the most text messages out of anyone and you're 24 years old
JUST
>>29102036
>steam icon starts blinking
>maybe one of my gamer buddies from high school wants to finally play some vidya with me
>'steam needs to update'
Send me your number and I'll text you
If you're scared to post it on here send it to this throwaway email - [email protected]
