I lost my virginity this afternoon, so I have to leave you guys now.
See you on the other side, I hope.
It's been real.
Not if i see you first!
post the fucking story
>loses virginity
>lying in bed with qt
>leans in and whispers in her ear, "hold on babe, i gotta do something real quick
>she watches, fascinated, as he lumbers naked from the bed to the computer 4 feet away
>4chan.org
>"hey babe, can i snap a pic of you naked in my bed for proof?"
>"wtf anon, what are you doing?"
>"u-uh n-n-nothing, never mind"
>proceeds to pic some generic stock photo
>smiles as he imagines this is the last time he'll post to 4chan
>qt sees the screen over his shoulder, burts out laughing and leaves
>>29101310
Not really much of a story.
>>29101526
tell it anyway even if its one of those dumb luck
>go outside
>random meat grill
>trip and fall with beinis in bagina
>>29101772
lmao nice trip
>>29101914
>tripp
>>29101294
>lose virginity at 15
>be friendless and on r9k at 24
sure m8
>>29101772
I fucked a prostitute. That's it.
>>29101294
Yeah, yeah. Have a nice life asshole
