>new nightclub in town
>check it out
>meet a guy there
>bring him home to smash
>we got drunk so let him sleep over in my bedroom
>roommate looked pissed off the entire time the guy was there
>he stayed up all night to make sure the guy doesn't steal anything or kill anyone
>when the guy sobers up, I make him breakfast before he leaves
>roommate starts scolding me about bringing home a guy I just met. tells me that the guy could have been a crazy person
>tell him that at least nothing happened last night
>he tells me "now he knows where he live and what stuff we have"
>tell him he's being paranoid
who is in the right?
>>29100989
B8 post or something original comment don't bite bots
>bringing a guy home and having casual sex with him
You should be burned alive for your degeneracy, your roommate was right
>you will never have a female roommate that cucks you with mad Chads
>>29100989
Of course he is fucking right.
>>29100989
R U a fag or a roastie
Either way get out normie, ree and all that
>>29101066
Girl, but I don't have a roastie.
>>29101049
There is nothing wrong with casual sex as long as you don't lose your way. (e.g. fucking 20 guys in a year. Pretending you actually want a serious relationship with your sex partners.)
>>29100989
>Want to fuck a total stranger
>My roomm8 points out I don't know him, so I shouldn't really trust him.
>OMG are you hearing to this bitch?! Lmaoooo why no one understands me
>>29101119
Yes there is.
It ensures that when the time comes, you'll be completely undesirable because you're a retarded slut.
Enjoy The Wall.
>>29100989
Your roommate is right, but for the wrong reasons. You shouldn't bring home someone you just met. However, he's only saying that because he doesn't want you to have sex with someone who isn't him.
>>29100989
You did the right thing op. Don't let your roommate put your good deed down. Jesus will keep it in mind.
Your roommate may be paranoid and you're a degenerate slut.
I say he only 'may be' paranoid because at least half of the reason he's pissed off is probably because -he- was hoping to turn you into his girlfriend. Unless he's gay, no guy gets a female roomie without hoping to turn it into a relationship.
You may or may not have broken his heart, seeing as he cared enough to stay awake all night to protect you from a stranger.
>>29100989
he is secretly in love with you and tries to sabotage you. bring more chads and make sure he listens the whole thing
>>29101119
>20 is bad
I had a chad friend who stole a souvenir from every stacy house he's been into. Altough they were small things, like keychains or shit like that.
I think your roommie was right, Op.
>>29101248
5 is pure degeneracy as far as I'm concerned.
20 should have you stoned to death.
>>29100989
>people who use the word smash to reffer to sex
That's valgur even for me. And I fap to tentacles
>>29101332
>And I fap to tentacles
kekd a bit
Op, i think you are wrong. Sry senpai.
>>29101119
>being so attached to kill la kill that you use ryuko file and KlaK phrases in casual conversation
it's ok, it's a good show
hey OP
you're fine
your roommate sounds like a little bitch tho
tell him to bring home some strange and lighten the fuck up
>>29101534
where the fuck are these girls when i go to the nightclub
how many of you have actually had situations like this with roommates?
op, do you share a room? if you don't share a room it doesn't matter
the awful virgins here will give you shit because they are either jealous or think everyone should follow their personal code of conduct
Your roommate wants to fuck you.
I know because it hits close to home. Please don't ever fuck him, I used to be like this and a girl enabled it hardcore and made it a lot worse.
get the fuck out of this board you coalburning normie trash
>>29101609
I've been there, yeah. Roommate got mad because she didn't want "some slutty girl" in the same apartment as her. Bit ironic given the number of guys she brings home.
>>29100989
your roommate wants to fuck you that's why he's putting up living with a girl just give him the fucking v already and he'll pay your half of the rent
>>29100989
Your roommate is in love with you, and is now being NTRed.
>>29101119
Quit making excuses for your dysfunction.
>>29100989
You are, it's your body and your judgment. Property rights are a means of control that your roommate is using to oppress you, from what it sounds like
>>29101609
Not me. I just fucked my roommate instead. Easier than going out to a noisy, crowded club and dealing with the whole song and dance of finding a guy to bring home. Instead I just grabbed a condom and went to his room. Just wish I still had a roommate.
>>29101231
>Unless he's gay, no guy gets a female roomie without hoping to turn it into a relationship.
Don't generalize, she could be ugly.
>>29100989
If the guy was too drunk to fuck, he's probably chill. Your roomie has every right to be paranoid about strangers in the house, but that paranoia is his own burden to bear, and he could do it a little more gracefully.
>>29101752
how much do you weigh?
and how busted is your face?
if answers are good i'm looking for a roommate
OP is a trap you dips.
>>29101834
>how much do you weigh?
I don't have an exact number, but I'm on the small side. I live right on a bike path and make use of it.
>and how busted is your face?
It's just a face. I'm not cut up or an ogre or anything.
>if answers are good i'm looking for a roommate
Well I hope you're willing to move because I'm not going to, I like my house.
>>29101879
let me just visit your house and get blown or something hiki
>>29101609
2 bedroom, 1 bathroom apartment.
>>29101615
I don't think my roommate is interested in me.
>>29101953
he may just be a white knight cuckold
he'd probably pay your part of the rent for free if you told him you're having 'money trouble'
>>29101939
That isn't any fun, I don't get off if it's just a bj.
>>29101984
what's your favorite place to eat in town? let's go there, i want to try the food and we can talk about what gets us off
lmao
>>29101984
i'll rim you until your eyes are permanently crossed then
>>29102017
Dicks in my vagina get me off.
>>29102025
That's better.
>>29102041
oh ok i'm not really looking for penis in vagina
>>29102091
Well, you can always lick it instead.
>>29102041
>Dicks in my vagina get me off
it's usually playing with the clit that gets most girls off you're a bad troll
>>29102041
i'm exclusively looking for receiving fellatio in exchange for performing analingus
and who's this other mark pretending to be me
>>29102125
And having a dick in my vagina is my favorite way to get off. I like the feeling of being filled up.
>>29102126
Maybe you'd be better served finding a guy, then.
>>29102126
shutup idiot my name's not mark
>>29102121
>>29102151
i'm pretty good at touching things with my hands
bet it fits like a glove
>>29102125
virgin detected
commento originalissimo mamma mia
Keep /soc/ trash where it belongs cunt
>>29102178
fuck off mark, you seem like a mark
>>29102151
the male ass is an organic chernobyl i have no desire to explore
>>29102151
lmao love that we're fighting over you, this must feel good for you
this is fun
>women that go to bars and have casual sex with people post on this board
why?? you have /b/ and all the other boards why THIS one?
>>29102276
lmao look @ dis fucking nerd
>>29100989
>new nightclu-
normie - leave.
>>29102276
Its most likely b8 anon, its probably some normalfag who knows about /r9ks/ reputation and is posting this shit to get robots "riled up".
>>29101049
Oh I thought he meant smash as in the game..
I would be mad too, if my cute female roommate didn't put out for me and brought home hotter guys she just met that night for sum fuk instead of old me.
>>29101119
>but I don't have a roastie
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>29101119
>but I don't have a roastie.
you are the literal definition of roastie you fucking cancerous whore
i hope you get raped to death stupid slut get the fuck off my board
>>29100989
he is right, you degenerate whoring cunt
