>you finally get a GF somehow
>walking down street with
>this guy yells "HEY FAGGOT, THAT BITCH LOOKS HOT"
what do you do?
seriously, what the fuck would you do?
>>29100555
Teleport behind him, unzip my Katana, tip my Fedora and stab him though the heart.
F5 the son of a bitch until I feel refreshed.
>so do you brah
>N-no homo
>>29100555
I'd tell him "heck off dude!" and then I would shit, pee and vomit in my hand and spread that shit all over me and my gf so that he would be disgusted to touch her and to hit me.
>>29100555
YOUR SWORD TATTOO'S DUMB YOU HOSER
Then run because Lesnar can't into cardio.
>>29100555
"and you look like a loser" then idk
>>29100555
>"YEAH YOU TOO"
>>29100555
Smile, nod in agreement, prepare to draw this <_< if he gets any closer.
"Fuck off before I get Cain"
>>29100555
>I b-beg you a p-pardon s-sir, she is a l-lady
>she starts laughing, walks over to him grab him by his enormous tunderrod and walks away with him
>>29100555
eat his face
Kick him in the dong just like my hero, the Undertaker.
>>29100555
Flash your .357 at him and tell him to stfu.
I was out with my gf and some fags in a truck drove by slowly to yell some bs at me so I flashed my revolver and they got this pussy ass look on their face and get the fuck away as fast as possible. GF laughed at them and called them pussies.
Concealed carry and being a jaded veteran so you dont give a fuck are sweet benefits sometimes.
I somehow got a gf and this is honestly one of my biggest fears. My gf is super loyal and would probably flip out on the guy and try to reassure me i have nothing to worry about. But seriously if that ever happens and im a little bitch how am I ever going to be able to look her in the eyes again
>this guy
>a chad
Pick one
>>29101176
wow, sonic the edgehog
you can't shoot people just because they yell at you
you can get arrested for flashing your gun around like a dumbass
>>29101277
No edge here, and lol on getting arrested for flashing my revolver. Where do you live? Liberal fagland like cali or new york? I didnt say I shot anyone I was just letting that kid know to stfu or be prepared for some sort of consequences.
>>29101277
>calls someone sonic the edgehog
>reinforcing how beta he actually is
>>29101327
again, dude, you can't shoot someone legally for running their mouth
and no I don't live anywhere that liberal
I live in South Carolina where there's lots of gun toting idiots.
>>29101327
Brandishing is a crime in lots of places, including gun-friendly states. What state do you live in where it's legal to brandish a firearm?
*Scream a high-pitched scream at the top of my lungs*
>>29101327
https://www.usconcealedcarry.com/brandishing-law/
>In most states, it is a felony to exhibit a weapon in an angry or threatening manner. In the rest it is a misdemeanor with very unpleasant consequences.
Literally illegal in every state dipshit.
>>29101427
Tons of things completely illegal everywhere that aren't enforced and are fine. Go outside in the real world NEETs. 0/15+ on letting people know to stfu and not been arrested. Talked to once by a Sheriff, gave no fucks, try again betacucks.
>>29101451
the more you talk, the more you sound like a kid
>>29100555
I am atleast as strong as that guy.
I have nothing to do all day except work out since theres no good videogames these days.
So, I would most likely either kick his ass or get my ass kicked but giving him one hell of a fight.
>>29101451
>threatening someone with a weapon is in the same category as jaywalking
I bet this entire story is made up anyway
Brock is married to Sable. What would he want with my gf?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkMJl5mN8cQ
>>29100555
wrestling is as fake as my gf, so no worries there
>>29100555
Call Cain Velasquez
Beat him in arm wrestling.
Tell him he's not a true aryan brother and needs to get his own gf and kids so we can defeat the muslim horde together as bruders
>>29100623
So many layers of puns in that sentence it's like I ate something delicious and kicked my lips and made that stereotypical Italian chef ate a piece of food and kisses his fingertips with a loud noise.
It's like an ogre or an onion so many layers.
>>29101931
Dudes not even brown.
He's as white as a sheet
Call (my bull) overeem
>>29100555
But not as Hot as you!
Then I would make out with him
>>29100555
I'll shit piss and sperm on you
>>29100555
Give him two thumbs up and carry on.
>>29100555
She sure is m8 hahaha. See ya m8
>>29100555
Ignore him, like an intelligent person I am. He is an attention whore, worse than woman actually.
>>29100590
This is the correct reply.
>>29100555
"Damn straight" and keep walking. Or just say nothing, I dunno.
>>29102666
Satan has plans for this cuck
>>29100555
I'd fucking run no pussy worth dying for, I've never been in any kind of fight
If you do anything but get the fuck out of there you're a liar or stupid
>>29102719
Dyel?
Kung fu doesn't even cost that much to learn
>>29102719
So a tough guy says that your girlfriend is hot and your response is to run away? The fuck is wrong with you? He's not trying to fight you.
I'm The Flash. I use my super-speed to kick his ass.
>>29100746
Found the wizard
Ignore him because if I say anything to provoke him into trying to fight me and I wind up having to ventilate him with the Glock 26 I carry every day then I might get fucked for "inciting" him.
>I dindu nuffin
>>29100555
Change his diaper because that dude is a big baby who crumbles under any competent fighter. No wonder the UFC is feeding him another can-crusher with Mark Hunt
Flash my cc fns9 and tell him problem? Hell btfo
>>29101176
that shit will get you shot one day
>>29100555
What's up with this guys face? He looks like somehow less evolved than a human? Is this the true power of HGH?
>>29100746
>spotting a virgin
>>29100900
Lesnar is a high functional retard. Get us the fuck out before he Tard Rages the entire street.
>>29102366
Nice bull
Heres my bull. He comes with a pornstar name already Cheick Kongo
>>29102181
>Cholo
>White
Nice try Mr. Shekelsbergs
>>29100555
Before he can get close I buy out his apartment and local gym, evicting him and banning him from going to work out, causing him to become too weak, collapsing in the street and die of natural causes
>>29100555
Call my nigga Jamal
"Haha, I know, right? Thanks!"
I slowly lick her face while staring at him.
>>29100555
"T-thanks"
Im a wimp.
>>29100555
That happened before, sort of.
>years ago, walking out on a sunny day with gf at the time
>leaving after a little picnic
>3 dudes are nearby in the park, whistling and howling, one of them yells "hey baby bring that nice ass over here and let me show you a real good time"
>she turns around, says "what did you fucking say? say it again!"
>he says it again
>she calls him an ugly faggot, takes an apple out of the basket and throws it at the group
>apple hits the guy in the face
>I gave them the finger then we kept walking and enjoyed our day
It's too bad she turned out to be crazy though. Relationships just aren't for me.
"Thanks. I know she does."
Give him a little Caesars hot & ready
>>29100555
"Hey, I see you're horny, do you want me to suck you off?"
>>29100555
>"HEY FAGGOT, THAT BITCH LOOKS HOT"
Who in the real world talks like this?
>>29103642
I saw it all the time, and I grew up in a middle class white suburban town.
I cannot even count how many times random young dudes called me a "faggot" out in public. They did it to women and older people too.
>>29103789
How old were they? I'd expect this kind of talk from spoiled suburban kids but anyone over the age of 19 wouldn't act like this.
>>29100555
"Doe toch normaal man"
>>29103789
Anywhere from I'd say 14 to early 20s.
Even elementary school kids there badmouthed random people with their childish insults. It had the appearance of a nice peaceful little suburban town but it was full of the scum of the Earth.
>>29103642
No one irl but every other robot says they've experienced it
>>29103915
Fuck, this reply was meant for >>29103844
>>29103132
I love how badly made this frog-meme is.
