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Hey guys long time poster but since i've gotten fit ive
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Hey guys long time poster but since i've gotten fit ive been able to crawl my way further and further out of this pit.

A lifetime of being mistreated by females have made me a jaded bitter asshole who only cares about himself. that combined with excessive narcissism have led to this point (pinnacle) of my life where i'm able to use two women at the same time. What should I make them do? i've already made my gf eat my ass to humiliate but now that i have two ready for me i'm wondering what you guys would come up with if you were me.

i really never use a trip but i thought it would be easier for you new guys to follow what i say
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my girl 5'5 160 lbs
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second picture originalk
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picture of the other girl, white, 5'9 160 lbs
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Have sex with 8 more fat women and you can cash in your card and be allowed to say you've had sex with one attractive one.
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>>29101139
no it's not sorry
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>>29100203
>>29100253
We're gonna need more if you've got it familia
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>>29101295
here's a bump with an original comment
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>>29101319
Thats a nice original comment senpai, but that spanish girl..hnng
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>>29100189
Post a picture of your own body, OP.
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i dont really want to get up but this is better than nothing at a dress up event
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>>29101518
>wearing a beta watch with an alpha body

why do this to yourself, if you're that tanned, go get a gold tissot or something, an omega if you're rich
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>>29101559
do you think a brown writst band would look better? it's a citizen watch my father wore during his 20 years in the navy. i'll wear it because my dad is cool as shit and i respect that but picked out the strap myself (even my dad said i should have gotten a brown one) ill probably never get anothher watch tho for that reason
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Get them drunk and have a threesome anon. It's the best way to do it.
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>>29101518
time lifting and routine (no homo)
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>>29101660
1 year max lifting. i'm not even kidding lately ive been just doing the pat bateman routine since ive been reading the book. also im a student (poor fag) so not a lot of food helps. i also do a lot of cardio to keep my bf low and make it appear lean and defined
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>>29101626
nah senpai, if ifs for sentimental value then do whatever, keep it mang.
but imo with a body/complexion like that, you need a big fuckoff gold/silver metal bracelet with a big ass dial
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>>29101518
Are you black?

Are you cucking these people?
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>>29101804
lol did you guys think i was white this whole time? i'm probably one of 7 black r9k regular users. apart from this thread i never trip
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>>29101721
>pat bateman routine
Isn't that just 1000 crunches? Legit curious I would love to look like you dude. My routine isn't working too well.
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>>29100275
damn, she's way hotter than your girl. are you inviting her for a threesome or something?
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>>29101872
this is what i do 3x a week:
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>>29102021
minus those fucking deadlifts, weighted crunch could also be leg lifts
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>>29100189
What are you? Dennis Reynolds?
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I too know your pain of being mistreated by women and then coincidentally they want me because I got fit. I'm not sure I'll ever get over the bitterness considering I was rejected by literal 2/10s. Everything about this is shallow and pathetic, I wish I was asexual
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>>29101993
yeah i invited her and she said yeah, im into it because ive never had a girl with short hair like this, she's not that cute in the face but i barley know her and she's 18
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>>29102021
>>29102084
Holy shit. Thanks dude. I really appreciate it. Here, have a qt asian girl as thanks.
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>>29102088
that's such a fucking compliment i've watch that show like 3 times over. but it's more spending too much time on r9k
>tfw actually use the dennis system

>>29102191
np man i want you to make it too! (not that ive 'made it')
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>>29102139
can we see your girl?
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>>29101857
We couldn't tell I guess ?

Are you still socially awkward ?
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>>29102313
no, sorry i want to marry her one day
>>29102362
and you can get out of being awkward if you really force yourself into social situations. i jump around a few different jobs doing a bunch of different types of work (factory style, was a coin grader for a bit,) volunteer work is really really big. its the easiest way to make new friends, also i made myself join teams and clubs. it was really cringy and painful but it will make you better in the end
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last pic i'll update for you guys since i JUST got it. beside the "bend over so x can see your asshole" what should i do with this girls?
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>>29102561
Fuck her right in the pussy ? Can you give a story for that ? How did you meet her ? How do you get a 3some ?

Since you made the change, do you litterally pussy thrown at you now ? (if you answer only one question, answer this one pls)
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>>29101626
>when you got a citizen watch, wearing full ross
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>>29102730
ive known my gf for about 3 years and have been dating the last 6. she's really insecure so she keeps suggesting that we have a 3some (also always says another girl) but she has had sex with women before. this white girl i've had a class with. i go to a very very liberal school with not many people of color. i say very liberal because the girl claims to be pansexual (whatever that means) and brought up that she's been looking to try with another girl. i casually mentioned that my gf and i were looking for a girl too and it sort of took off from there. i think my major key is a low bf while still being toned in the arms. at a party about 2 weeks ago this really drunk white girl said i looked "so hot" i looked her right in the eyes and asked her if she wanted to hook up with me and she went and talked to her friend for a bit then came home with me. it was pretty fucking sick but since then i vowed have sex with as many women to get back at all the girls who shunned me when growing up. i dont have a high body count and im not alpha at all but im pretty confident and think pretty highly about myself. i think women can pick up on that and that's what the ratio of chads and higher number of sexual partners correlate
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>>29102925
forgot the trip
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