I need qt trap girlfriend from r9k
>>29100104
>dat qt asian look
Why are chink women so fucking hot and elegant?
I wish local yuro cunts were like that but alas all i see is fat folds and degenerate skank style.
>>29100104
posting this until we like it huh, anon.
>>29100104
No you don't. Instead, you need to kill yourself.
>>29100104
>I need a mentally ill man to give me HIV, and I want to meet him from the worst place possible
>>29100328
>tfw getting hiv is the closest you'll get to being pregnant
Fug I know r9k has qt traps on it
>>29100484
no it doesnt, only /soc/ does, anyone that posts here claiming to be qt is fat and/or ugly
just accept that and move one to like /lgbt/ or something
>>29100808
/lgbt/ is shit
>>29100965
and /r9k/ isnt? 4chan is shit
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Sorry OP but there's no such thing. Anywhere.
Traps don't make good girlfriends. It's cool to find a decently hot one to fuck for a while, but they're always very needy, and usually aren't quite passable enough to want to be seen in general public with. These traps you see in pictures on the internet are not typical by any means.
Stability in a relationship with someone who has gender dysphoria is just not going to happen. Your best bet is to find a guy who likes to crossdress and just go over for a fuck once in a while. In that case, it's just a fetish.
>>29102330
>29102330
hnnngh this has been my dream for years now, fuck. I don't want just want a trap for sex.
>>29100104
AIDS AIDS AIDS
FUCK OFF FUDGE PACKERS, GO EAT SHIT
>mutual liked a passing trans girl on OKCupid
>she thinks I'm "super cute" and funny
>we're going on a date next week
After two years of having this tranny fetish, I'm finally going to face it head on and either a) embrace it, or most likely b) realize how uncomfortable and shameful it is and stick to normal girls.
>>29103007
I have no words to express my jealousy... There are NO traps at all in New Jersey, feel like I'm gonna have to look for ones living in NYC or Philly.
Good luck, anon
>>29103007
she's going to ask you how she looks more than once, she's going to be very observant of how other people observe her, she's going to primp constantly
if you have sex, which isn't likely, she probably won't be good at sucking cock because it's gross to her, but she'll do it because it makes her feel like a woman. she won't swallow, and won't let it get on her at all. she'll probably try to get you off with a handjob, just to avoid you wanting to have sex with her.
if you actually ever achieve a point where she'll let you stick anything in her ass, she'll be very uncomfortable, you'll have to go very slowly, and it'll probably end with you just stroking yourself off on her butt.
and this is if you didn't find one of those girls who only wants you to suck HER and she wants to fuck YOU. but maybe that's what you want.
seriously, I've met half a dozen of these girls, they're always the same.
>>29103134
>one of those girls who only wants you to suck HER and she wants to fuck YOU
that is my fetish
>>29103187
if she's a real tranny, and I'm talking one who is undergoing HRT, her dick will be too limp to ever get it in your ass in the first place.
no, most likely, you're going to get a glorified crossdresser who passes themselves off as a tranny. their dick will be fully erect, their nuts will be regular sized, and they'll have found them another sucker to fuck.
>>29100104
I'll be your gfkik is canon
>>29103325
>canon
I meantvxanon
>>29103338
>Update
Do you have Skype, or anything I can use on PC?
>>29103356elliest3
I'm heading to work right now though
>>29103134
>she's going to ask you how she looks more than once
almost every girl does this, so that's ridiculous to say traps are bad for this reason.
>she's going to be very observant of how other people observe her, she's going to primp constantly
not all traps do this. I don't.
>if you have sex, which isn't likely,
why not? traps are usually pretty horny. maybe it's just me
>she probably won't be good at sucking cock because it's gross to her
I've only been with one person before and he said i was great. also i loved it
>but she'll do it because it makes her feel like a woman.
that's dumb gay dudes suck dick more than cis women
>she won't swallow, and won't let it get on her at all.
facials are sweet and i loved swallowing so whatever
>she'll probably try to get you off with a handjob, just to avoid you wanting to have sex with her.
that's retarded
>if you actually ever achieve a point where she'll let you stick anything in her ass, she'll be very uncomfortable,
i love anal
>you'll have to go very slowly,
i love being rough and fast
>and it'll probably end with you just stroking yourself off on her butt.
that's what sex is, you dong
>and this is if you didn't find one of those girls who only wants you to suck HER and she wants to fuck YOU. but maybe that's what you want.
i don't want that, whatever
>seriously, I've met half a dozen of these girls, they're always the same.
that's stipulative, it doesn't mean that's what traps *essentially* are
>>29103458
>almost ever girl does this
No, they don't. They go to the bathroom and primp occasionally, but they don't do it nonstop when we're on a date. Trannies are naturally preoccupied with their appearance, since it defines their very existence.
>traps are usually pretty horny
That's a lie. Real traps lose sexual drive when they undergo hormones. You've already admitted now that you're not a real trap.
>i love being rough and fast
lol sure you do. they all say that when they're not facing a cock ramming their intestines. real life sex is not like porn. do you spend the time to use an enema before you go on a date? do you spend the time stretching yourself out with a dildo in the event of spontaneous sex? of course you don't. so there's no porn sex here, it's just half an hour of trying to stretch you out with fingers since you didn't even bring a dildo, and then you still complaining about size and speed.
>>29103134
>I ain't got no clue about the subject but I'm going to discourage you anyway because my life sucks and others should not be good as well: the post
Go back to /lgbtwtfbbqsidgdh/ pls
>>29103563
not all of us have a porn imagination of what it's like to sleep with a man portraying himself as a woman
>>29103584
how about you go there instead
>>29103553
>They go to the bathroom and primp occasionally,
i was talking about asking how they look
primping/touching up makeup is annoying as fuck
>That's a lie. Real traps lose sexual drive when they undergo hormones. You've already admitted now that you're not a real trap.
ve been on hrt for a year and a half and have my name and birth certificate changed
>lol sure you do. they all say that when they'rethey're not facing a cock ramming their intestines
that's literally what happened and it hurt and felt gr8
>since you didn't even bring a dildo, and then you still complaining about size and speed.
>not bringing toys or prepping a bit
people who are bad at sex have bad sex
keep trying
>>29103589
>again with the porn BS
Ok, I get it now: In reality people do not enjoy sex. Anal sex takes tons of preparation or it does not happen.
Just keep believing what you want. Even if it's total bullocks.
>>29103693
>I'm definitely a real trap and love hard sex
>you must be doing it wrong because I definitely know what trap sex is like
Okay kid.
>>29103719
So you're saying that you can just shove a cock in an asshole and everything's fine? Christ, you really HAVE been watching too much porn.
Go get a hairbrush or something that's relatively narrow. Throw some vaseline or whatever on it, and go shove it up your ass with no prep. I'm dead serious. Go do it right now.
>>29103771
I ddnt say you were doing it wrong. I don't know what trap sex is, I know what sex with me is.
someimes I like slow and all. sometimes I don't even wanna fuck, I just wanna get spanked. or to just make out naked. idk.
I was saying your partners fucking sucked.
and also i dont really understand what your first line is trying to say. you said I wasn't, I said I am a trap. it's whatever.
>>29103814
>sometimes I don't even want to fuck
>sometimes I just want to be spanked
>sometimes I just want to make out naked
You're literally the kind of trap I've been talking about all along. A teasing cockblock, who makes it all about them.
>>29103859
i have preferences someimes. sometimes so does my partner. if they wanna do something and I don't think it's gross i'll do it. I'll lick your butt. fuck you. suck your dick. let you suck me. roleplay.
sex is equal because you're both agreeing. even when there's power play stuff
>>29103771
Dude I regularly use a dildo to stimulate my prostate. Shit is cash as fuck.
Do you need to prepare your anus for shitting? No. Do your turds resemble spaghetti? No. Conclusion?
I've been shitting fucking treelogs for as long as I can remember. It doesn't fucking hurt a bit.
Ever tried shitting while clenching your asshole shut? Now that shit hurts like a motherfucker. Fun fact: it works both ways. All one needs is sufficient lube and to loosen the fuck up. Stop being an uptight cunt, mate. It seems to apply not only to your rectum.
>>29103938
Holy shit you're retarded if you have this little understanding of biological function vs unnatural penetration.
>>29103134
>being a tranny chad is now an r9k fantasy
>>29103968
>Da Vinci showed the astronomers his telescope to prove earth orbits the sun
>they refused because they said they already knew what they would see
This is what you are doing, mate. I shove a dildo up my ass with no problems and you claim my understanding of orificial principles was too low to understand why it would not work.
Or maybe you are just trolling?
But I don't care too much, so I'll stop responding.
>>29104076
>comparing control over a lubed dildo in your ass to a man's uncontrolled cock thrusting much harder
You're a virgin, but it's okay.
>>29104108
Not the anon you responded to, but I did got fucked in the ass a few times.
It hurts a bit at the start, but then it gets better. Really, it depends on the guy doing the fucking too, something about the position of the trust really can change it from feeling good to painful, so in the end it depends of his technique and maybe some communication.
Also it takes 2~3 minutes to finish the enema, and yeah, you have to start slowly before speeding up, you know? just like you are supposed to do with girls. Woah! That sure is a terrible part of the deal, might aswell go fuck an onahole.
>>29100326
> 30% suicide
marry trans women, make her sign life insurance, let her kill herself. perfect.
I want to be the qt trap girlfriend.
I've been called cute a few times before but I'll bet it was just a bunch of horny robutts desperate for something to fap to.
And I loved every second of it, so many pictures taken, so much name calling and compliments
>>29105199
Isn't life insurance void if the person commits suicide?
>>29105214
how cute? proof it somehow
>>29105234
A few people probably remember seeing my face before
>>29100104
>trap "girlfriend"
>>29105234
>>29105288
I usually hang out on /trash/ and help horny guys cum. They make requests and I do my best to fulfill them with my shitty camera
>>29105288
You have potential, go to your nearest trans helping community center, talk to a therapist and get on titty skittles.
>>29104781
>Also it takes 2~3 minutes to finish the enema, and yeah, you have to start slowly before speeding up, you know? just like you are supposed to do with girls. Woah!
Here's the difference though. Starting slowly with a girl means spending 10 minutes or more just stroking each others skin, looking in her eyes, getting used to each others presence, teasing a nipple here and there... and after that's done she's basically a swamp. One knuckle of one finger in and out a couple times to get a little lube on the outside and I can beat that pussy just as hard as I cant it from then on.
Anal with a girl even thought she's totally into it and looks forward to it all day and even though we did the same slow start - yeah no. Totally different trip.
Plus anal really isn't as good. The only good thing about anal is when there's something special about it - like an anal virgin or someone that craves humiliation scenes. Otherwise it's just really pretty disappointing.
>>29105374
Seriously anon? Is it that easy in other parts of the world? Here in Alabama it's probably considerably harder
>>29103719
I have anal sex and you usually have to prepare for two hours or you will have a shitty dick.
>>29105514
Order HRT online. Don't waste the young years.
>>29105572
Do I just type up hrt on Amazon or something senpai
>>29103134
>her
>implying
>not he
are there any cute tranny girls in the bay area?
id like to meet a cute tranny girl to take on dates and do fun things with
>>29105514
Anon, in the US is super easy, if you were in germany then we would have problems.
Let me tell you how fucked up it is here.
>Go to clinic, talk to therapist.
>Be moved to psychologist and psychiatrist.
>Keep on going for months.
>After some months the psychologist will tell you that you have to start wearing only female clothes while going out.
>Keep doing that for 2 years without taking hormones or anything.
>After 2 years of hon mode suffering they finally let you talk to an endo
>Start taking pills from endo, keep going on other two doctors.
>After 1 year you have to change your name even if you don't pass yet and continue wearing only female clothes aka no stealth whatsoever.
It's fucking hell.
Anyways just ask any murican transgirl here that doesn't self med and she will tell you how easy it is at your area, all you have to do is find the nearest clinic, mark an appointment and talk to the therapist.
>>29105608
if you need prescription than order it from an online chemist/pharmacist with online doctor. cost you probably a bit more, but it prevents any visits to a local gp. this is how i get my viagra.
>>29105707
That does sound super easy peasy lemon squeezy senpai
I'm sorry you've had it so shitty though
>>29100104
I don't need a trap or transgirl, I just want a boy willing to wear a skirt sometimes
