Good afternoon, Neetie. You really slept in, didn't you? Better be quick to log in to your MMO; don't want to lose out to other basement dwellers grinding for virtual currency.
And don't forget your Hot Pocket leftover in the toaster from yesterday! After all, it's your only meal for the rest of the day until you go back to your sweat-soaked mattress worrying about the rent due next week.
I'd love to stay and chat, but I have a call to make to reserve a table at a French restaurant this evening where I will be having lobster with my colleagues with some light drinks after.
NEETs blown the fuck out
How will they ever recover?
Who /Edcuation/ here?
>>29099311
>Edcuation
Not you for what it seems.
>>29099334
>Not seeing the ironic use of mispelling of a word that would imply good spelling
>>29099363
>hahah I was just memeing xD
lel
>>29099311
No matter how far you walk, you'll never escape the tragedy of the bus.
>>29099363
Just a prank tier.
>>29099258
order a starter with the lobster or have bread or something on the table. lobster never seems to fill you up as much as you'd think.
protip: the tastiest meat is in the claws.
i volunteered for alot of overtime this month because i fancied some more cash. going to book a table and surprise the wife at the end of the month. have a nice night.
>>29099363
Most blatant face-saving I've ever seen. Tripfags are the worst.
>>29099258
I want your life even less than you want mine.
>>29099258
MODS DELETE THIS THREAD RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>29099258
who /movinguptheladder/ here?
Recently had an interview and got offered a new, higher paid position. Considering I didn't go to university it feels great to work my way up
Joke's on you OP, you slave away for Mr. Shekelstein for pennies on the dollar, frittering away what limited time you have on this Earth.
I, in the meantime, will enjoy the aesthetic beauty of some imported Japanese animated cinema while eating oatmeal in my pajamas. Later I'll masturbate to some sexually deviant material and cry myself to sleep.
>>29099696
I got promoted to assistant manager last year. Got a 15% raise. Life's getting better.
Who /eliteuniversity/ here? Feels good to know the neeties will never know this feel because they slacked off in highschool and are now living in filth.
>>29099311
>Who /Edcuation/ here?
OH SHIT YOU FUCKING ILLITERATE NIGGER
>>29099258
Make sure to bury that nose as deep as you can into Shekelstein's ass. Wouldn't want to miss a chance to climb the greasy poll.
>>29099379
>xD
Please get out you filthy reddit scum
>b-but muh free time
>I can practice guitar, learn a new language, study classic literature, work out, contemplate the universe
>i mean i don't actually do any of those things, i just shitpost online all night and sleep through most of the day to avoid the reality of my failure of a life
>b-but i could!
I get to be a.NEET for about a week or 2 before I start my next job. Got laid off on Saturday and I'm enjoying EVERY second
>>29099258
Is this the dawn of wage-posting?
>>29099837
the self-improvement shit is a meme created by failed normies
the whole point of being a neet is that you can just shitpost all day. There are no assigned tasks, no deadlines, nothing that has to get done, not even waking up. Avoiding those things is the reason to avoid wagecucking
>>29099258
>After all, it's your only meal for the rest of the day
Wrong, mum always cooks me 3 square meals a day. All I have to do is click my fingers.
>>29099907
what a pathetic empty life that is though. It's one thing to enjoy imageboards, but for your entire life to encompass it?
yfw you realize its the same guy who usually trolls wagecucks
>>29100060
As opposed to what? Giving yourself Stockholm syndrome by telling yourself you really enjoy stress for years and years?
the world and existence are pointless, why beat yourself into doing hours of labor every day over them?
>>29100202
>Giving yourself Stockholm syndrome by telling yourself you really enjoy stress for years and years
you realise that most jobs aren't like this? If it is, you're in the wrong job. I have a fulfilling career and plenty of money to experience anything I want in my free time
>>29099799
You're so fucking retarded it isn't even funny.
My job is a robots dream job.
>Get to work 8am
>Read news and shitpost until 9:30
>Go to coffee shop, read more
>MIGHT have to type up an order around then
>go back to office
>Surf internet
>Take lunch. Company pays
>Call on clients; make sure theyre happy
>tool around my offic, recently been playing pokemon again
>Off at 5
>45-50 hours per week
>paid bi-weekly over 2k per check
>>29100226
>you realise that most jobs aren't like this?
how can any job be anything different?
>wake up early
>be at work 40 hours a week
>have to spend most of that time actually completing tasks
>if you fail to do all these things well enough you get fired and lose your money and livelihood, and have to go beg some other hiring manager to let you go back to doing them
if it was fulfilling they wouldn't need to pay people to do it, after all.
>>29100299
How does Mr Shecklebergs cock taste anon?
>>29099551
why would you sacrifice many evenings working overtime only to pay for a single dinner with your wife
I used to think having lot of money was my life goal but once I moved out and got the basic shits for my place my spending habits are basically food, rent and bills. I really don't care shit doing overtime work for a company that tries to fuck you in the ass every occasion they get.
Been jobless for 2 months now and basically living the best time of my life. First month or so was the existential phase of loneliness and social rejection but once you're over it its a stress free life style with the occasional interviews.
tl;dr wagecucks need to take a step back on their life
>>29099258
>implying most millennials have jobs like this
and i say that as someone who has a good career as a network design consultant; i just know i lucked the fuck out.
our generation got fucked. i am not support these NEET faggots, but i understand where the feelings of helplessness and lack of ambition come from.
>>29100321
>wake up early
I wake up at 9:10, shower, chill on the computer for a bit, then drive to the office if i feel like it
>40 hours a week
more like 20 hours a week and bill the rest in there anyway so i get 40. that's the beauty of being a designer and being able to work from home any day i want. i literally go to the office because i want to socialize with my coworkers or just have a faster connection to the network (VPN slows shit down).
>have to spend most of that time actually completing tasks
i take like 6 smoke breaks in the 5-6 hours i'm at the office, and then i have lunch on top of that. i probably only really work 2.5-4 hours a day.
>if you fail to do all these things well enough you get fired
too bad i've been working for my employers since i was a teenager and i'm best friends with both their sons. they love me lol
so to answer your dipshit question "how can any job be anything different" -- there you go.
>>29101088
>look at me I'm a normie! why aren't you one?
>>29100374
Well I know the owner, if that's what your asking
And he's not jewish
>>29101088
aren't graphic designers just people who are too stupid to be engineers?
>>29099258
Thisfictitious piece of writing conveys the fantasies of the wagecuck and their unrealistic world view.
>>29101412
Aren't neets just people to stupid to be anything?
>>29101592
you didn't answer my question, Architect Lite
Summer classes at da Uni. 1st term isnt too bad, intro to chem and culinary chemistry. 2nd term is microbiology and US history 2 tho, be a bit tougher.
Only guy in my classes, p neat.
>woke up with the birds comfortably at around 9am
>had a nice breakfast of eggs, toast, and some fruit
>went for a jog on the empty streets while all the wagies were busy slaving away
>worked on sprites and music for the game I'm making for the next six hours
>thawed some of the delicious pho broth I made and poured it over some glass noodles with bean sprouts and mushrooms for dinner
>unwound by catching up on Flying Witch with my steam pals
>now a little bit of shitposting before I go to bed
Stay mad wagecuck. It must be nice giving up all your free time for someone else's aspirations :^)
>>29101412
it's funny you assume i'm a graphic designer by default. i am an engineering design consultant, specializing in physical/optical networking.
>>29101131
if you're going to act like an envious little bitch then quit pretending like the NEET life is god-tier.
>>29101978
yeah of course i do: graphic designers are the faggiest, most self-serving type of designers
>>29099311
I`ll recover by finishing up that model I`ve been painting,while living off my rich mother`s inheritance money,like I always do.I was to an expensive restaurant today and those emperor shrimp were amazing.
>>29102045
that's only because most of them are hipsters who spend all their money to move downtown into a roach infested overpriced shitbox.
>>29102162
yes, i agree they are
>>29101778
The idea is to work on something you're making 6 hours at or after a full-time job like (not my post) >>29100299 so that once you are old aka late 50s on and CAN'T work, you won't have to literally suck dicks in the street or vote Socialism to steal from those that pulled bootstraps harder early on in life.
Other than that, the lifestyle is not bad assuming you're actually using your time to chill hard. sounds like you do. so I feel what you mean.
>>29099258
I don't play much MMO. I like to spend my time solving Quantum Mechanics problems, playing classical music, and reading the fine age-old literature of Europe. Oh, look! It's about time for me to leisurely practice playing violin as I listen to a lecture on Stoicism, filling my mind and soul with light. Perhaps I will be the Bach of this age, you never know.
Don't look so sad, wagie! At least your Jewish boss pays SOME of his profits back to you in wages.
>>29102337
what are your 10 favourite bach compositions
>>29102337
>I like to spend my time solving Quantum Mechanics problems, playing classical music, and reading the fine age-old literature of Europe. Oh, look! It's about time for me to leisurely practice playing violin as I listen to a lecture on Stoicism, filling my mind and soul with light. Perhaps I will be the Bach of this age, you never know.
see >>29099837
do you think anyone, ANYONE believes you do any of those things?
>>29102386
Requiem, Moonlight Sonata, 1812 overture
>>29102315
I don't think I have any desire to live past 50 so that's fine really
>>29102468
So you're saying that I can't? Sounds like projection
Oh hello there Wagie! What do you say? You don't live in a welfare heaven like germany? Oh man, im sorry for you, but i am sure in your great full capitalist society you get more from working at Mcdonalds than i get from just being alive.
What do you say? You earn much less? Wow, im sorry.
Maybe i should go and fake another sickness to get my free druggies, and my free Autismbux extra to my neetbux.
Live is great, in the morning i follow my daily plan to take care of my Chickens, Dogs, Cat's and my beautiful garden where i grow my own food so i don't have to waste money.
And if i need something which i can't grow, i go to the Tafel, and get free food for an month.
Oh, but what about clothing you ask? Well i go to the Kleiderkammer, and get for 50Cents a nice Camp david Jeans jacket and Nike boots.
Since i live in my own little house i don't have to pay rent and get over 1500 bucks in neetbux, as long as i live.
But i hope you are having fun in your jew ruled country, keep voting these Kikes and i am sure someday you will have an welfare state just like me.
>>29102504
Everything is more expensive in European countries, though.
>>29102504
But what about Muslims
>>29102493
I'm not saying you can't, I'm saying you don't. You and I both know that you simply don't do anything valuable with your time.
>>29099258
man, such high effort for such low quality
>>29102490
Nobody does. Yet most people do.
What's your point?
>>29102504
>I go to the Tafel
As a Dutchman, this mildly amused me.
>>29101088
Being a graphic designer seems like va good job and I wanted to go to community college for computer design. Only problem I think I'll have compared to you is that I don't know anyone where I live at right now since my parents moved litteraly to the other side of the country two years ago.
>>29102767
If you really believed that, you would tell me how to do valuable things with my time.
