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ITT very subtle things men do that instantly reveals them as beta cucks

>asks to have no tomatos on his burger
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>>29099169
why the fuck is that beta?
if i dont like tomatoes, it would be better to ask them not to put it on in the first place than me throwing it in the bin
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>>29099192
Spotted the beta.
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>>29099169
>posting images that aren't full size
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>asking to have no tomatos on his burger is beta

/r9k/ has gone full retard.
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>>29099169
>Gets literally worked up by seeing absolute strangers interracial dating
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>tomatoes in America

They're shit unless homegrown or from a farmer's market. Grocery store and burger joint tomatoes are waxy mushy discolored cancer.
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>>29099217
>>29099192
That's actually pretty beta, guys. Ordering a burger in the first place is autistic as fuck, only slightly less beta than ordering tenders.

Let me guess: you betas also order French fries.
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>fucks women younger than 13 or older than 16
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>he gets a plain sandwich
No women want men with plain pallettes. You uncultured picky little babie boi. Tushie bushie babie doesn't want a pickle on his chickie?

Lol @ u
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>>29099169
>asks steak well-done
plus additional ketchup on it
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>he takes the pickles off his burger
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>>29099279
are you drunk or is this schizophrenia
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>he still picks off his crusts
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>>29099279
Ayy faggot you live in Georgia? Hahahaa cuck.
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>>29099275

No. Stop assuming I remove things from my burgers just cause I disagree with you.
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>>29099279
>tushie bushie babie doesn't want a pickle on his chickie?
Fucking kek
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>Mumbles every word

>wears shit 3/4 pants
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>he flosses
Pay some tribute to your ancestors you spineless civilizationcuck
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>walks around a large group of people instead of simply saying "excuse me" and walking through

I dumped a guy for this
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>>29099169
I'm literally allergic to tomatoe what do you want
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>>29099619

>body is so messed up you could get sick or die from a fucking tomato
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>>29099619
Beta cuck spotted. Tell me what's in the pockets of your cargo shorts
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>alpha males prefer watery, tasteless slices of filler on their burgers
Why
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>he doesn't ask for 2 raw pieces of beef on a bun

low test betas i swear lele
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>it's a "point out normal habits so the readers feel insecure" thread
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>>29099650
Are you sure you know what an allergy is?
>>29099660
Sorry there's too many things to list here I have a busy day planned
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>>29099285
>savage swine detected
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>>29099713
>>it's a "point out normal habits so the readers feel insecure" board
Ftfy
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>>29099169
>You can't do that, she's a girl
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>he masturbates

AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!
WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING 12?!? HOLY SHIT!
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All of you nitpicking fucks are betas. I eat human flesh when I go to Applebee's.
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>He gets his sandwich without mayo
>He asks the subway employee to use a new knife when they cut his sandwich
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>>29099275
Jokes on you, I just order a happy meal.
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The infamous "virgin walk". Instant giveaway
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>>29099169
>caring about people's culinary preferences
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>>29099305
yes it is

>>29099301
>he puts the lime on the coconut

>>29099660
a
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>>29099934
>mayo

I'll bite. Bet you like eating cum too, faggot
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>He leaves a single bite left on the plate
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>>29099347
>responds seriously to people fucking with him

There's the real tell
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>he can't handle spicy food
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>>29099169

> having allergies is beta
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>>29100429
It makes you literally genetically inferior kek
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>>29100445
Pretty much everyone is allergic to something.
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>>29100193
>>29100265
>>29099580
>>29099330

These are actually legit.
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>>29100456
Yea your mom is allergic to my cum, her stomach got swollen and distended for 9 months after I was through with her
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>>29100485

I bet your are at least 10 years my junior son.
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>>29100510
Nope I'm 45 you dumbass.
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>>29100456
I've had to get myself tested for all the common alergies, literally don't have any. Though to be fair, they can develop at any point in life.
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>>29099330
this.

why the fuck do almost half of the amerifats that i've seen leave the crusts out? is your bread filled with fungus that just likes the outer rim of your bread, or are you that fucking picky about bread

it's this kind of shit that angers me

oh, and here's contributing to the thread ;

>getting his steak well done and eats it with ketchup
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>>29100546

So you fucked my mom when you were 7?
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>>29100587

Good for you. You can start a super race that isn't allergic to anything.
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>>29100647
Yea? So what? You want me to come over there and fuck your mom again son?
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>>29099169

What if I like tomatoes on my burger but am still a physically, genetically, socially, and mentally inferior beta cuck with no self respect?
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>>29100689

Sure thing, dad.
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>>29100193
I was just full, OK?
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>>29100668
If I ever get laid maybe I will.
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>>29100715
Alright. Tell your mother to take a week off, she'll need the time to recuperate.
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>>29099276
Hey fuck you i do what i want
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>>29099285

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ketchup on steak
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>doesn't get any veggies on his subway sub
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>cuts off crust
>plays videogames
>Has a fictional crush
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>>29099713

>BETA DETETED
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>>29100713
then you're step above the bottom anon
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>>29100229

THIS
THIS
THIS
THIS

[SPOILER]FUCK[/SPOILER]
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>>29100763
it's pretty common
original sauce
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>>29100546

>45 and on /r9k/ still
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>Guy get his foot walked on
>Instinctively says sorry

I do this
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>>29100832
>under the age of 45
>considers themselves a robot

Top kek
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>>29100809

you don't deserve to eat meat if this is what you do to it
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>>29100832

Where are losers over 25 supposed to go shitpost?
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>puts on pants with the right leg first
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>puts milk and sugar in his coffee
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>>29100872
>in french class
>girl next to me puts the leg of her chair on my foot
>extremely painful
>too embarrassed to say anything
>30 mins later she realises
>"why didn't you say something, anon?"
>i don't know
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>>29100445
Allow me to explain a bit for your uneducated neet self. Allergies are actually a superior genetic trait. Not having allergies is a symptom of being essentially a complacent and weak recent type of human.

Allergies are an IgE response mechanism meant for parasites and helmonths. Since today in places like America parasitic infections are rare, your IgE response is hyper sensitive due to not having any targets and thus can sometimes be agitated by outside things you normally wouldnt. Now, if you were in a harsher environment, everyone without allergies would simply die after taking a sip of regular natural water, having it splash into your mouth, or eating normally fire cooked meat.

Not having allergies actually makes you at risk of your entire genetic lineage being wiped out if society so much as slightly crumbles in any way shape or form. This is well known and I am surprised you are too stupid to have known this in the first place.
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>>29101037

>justifying being an autistic genetically inferior beta this hard
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>pic related

this is, uhhh, an original, uhh, comment.
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>>29101037

>dysfunctional immune system
>alpha

achhooo, ugh, excusthe me, i haf allergies
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>doesn't use the hand break while the car is still moving

Pussy.
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>>29099169
>Sits one leg over another like a fag
>Unable to speak deep and loud
>Walks hunched over hands in pockets
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>>29100884

>taking pride in being an irredeemable loser that no one cares about

TOP

KEK
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>>29099285

>well done steak
>well done

fucking kys please
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>>29099169
my dude tomatoes are one of the worst mass produced vegetables in america, flavorless and watery any man who asks for no tomahto truly has a developed pallete
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>>29099938
Alpha detected

>doesn't care what other's think
>get the free toy
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>Uses a computer for things besides work

You can use facebook, browse the interwebs, play games and see sms in real time on your phone. For better games just get an xbox or ps.
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>he steers his gf away from other mens gaze just so he doesn't have to deal with any stares or catcalls

>obsessed with his sister

>shames the same types of women he is attracted to
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>>29101037
you are a beta faggot and dont even realize it
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>>29101037
>body goes full retard when encountering harmless stimuli
>WE'RE SUPERIOR

You're like those embarrassing autism supremacists.
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>>29101194
>implying I'm proud of it

TIP TOP KEK
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>>29101187
Why can't I just walk around not messing with anybody without being criticized.

>Hew Norm, look at that loser with his hands in his pocket. What a freak
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>>29101318
>>he steers his gf away from other mens gaze just so he doesn't have to deal with any stares or catcalls
Related:
>he reflexively grabs his gf's hand when another man walks past
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>he has literally never mattered in his entire life and is for all intents and purposes completely atomized
It me
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>>29101125
>>29101152
>>29101320
>>29101337

>calling people beta because they have information and arent retarded
>implying any of that post was about me and not just general evolution
>buttmad they got told by ex-military vet with a gf 12 years younger than him who is in grad school and still have to beat women away from me with a stick
>actually get messaged first on tinder and have a couple professors wanting my D

why you betabots and buttmad shitskins always so fast to rage when someone shows your asses up?
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>listens to 70s-90s rock because "music today sucks"
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>>29101540
>genetic advantage
>can't go outside without medication

i had three girlfriends at one point, all younger than me, one of them was a freshman in highschool, suck my dick
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>asks to have no BBQ sauce with his tendies
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>>29101540
>getting so riled up you start bragging about your gf and ``military career''

You've already lost
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>>29101578
>he doesn't eat his tendies with honey mustard sauce
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>>29101578

its crazy that i can instantly recognize that image
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>>29099169
>looks at the ground when talking to other men
>mumbles and/or stutters
>wears sneakers for anything other than running
>reads fiction
>has literally any sexual fetish
>enjoys ketchup
>uses bodyspray
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>>29100265
Hold up, spicy foods are not part of my culture and as a result I have low tolerance for them.
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>>29101540
vet specialized in allergies? most autistic army vet evah
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>>29101654
>reads fiction
What?
I understand shit like manga and comics, but fiction in general?
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>>29101843
>he wants to read kids books instead of reading to learn something

Nothing more beta desu
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>>29101654
>reads fiction
kill yourself philistine faggot
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Finding inane things that have no impact on your life to whine or complain about.

It actually says a lot about an adult in general.
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>>29101014
This isnt even beta, its just full blown omega 'tism
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>>29101898
lmao yeah a literary tradition descending from ancient folklore and legend is so much more beta than you autistically reading biographies and history textbooks
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>>29101898
I agree.
Same thing with all those kiddos doing bicep curls.
Gotta do deadlifts for functional strength.
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>>29101735
all you gotta do is do a search in pub med and take a handful of courses in immunology
i am a geneticist by specialization
using the term autistic i suppose is admittance to your beta level you also sound like a nigger lol which i suppose makes sense because all robots are minorities and beta
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>>29099169
Complain about "chad"
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>>29101951
This is a pretty good one.
Great way to tell which coworkers to avoid, which professors to avoid, which secretaries to stop caring about, and which group members to give the least amount of work. Applies to men and women.
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>>29102158
Because they whine about things that dont matter?
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>>29102008
>history
Try engineering you fucking autistic spazlord. History gets nobody anywhere, but to be fair neither does your sad knowledge of fantasy and sci-fi book series.
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>>29099997
Shit nice quints
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>>29102254
p sure being well versed in literary classics goes a lot further towards building a well rounded man than being an engineering autist (even in your free time kek) but hey m8 whatever you want to do i'm sure women totally think reading textbooks for leisure is alpha
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>>29099682
amerifat spotted

tomatoes are fucking delicious, yours are just colored lard
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>>29099732
>Ftfy

reddit spotted
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>>29099789
>being this bad at baiting the board that gets triggered the easiest

step up senpai
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100% insecure beta sign:

>thinks he can judge others for food&drink preferences

It's true that some food-related practices are pretty faggy, but being obsessed about

>le raw steak
>le super hot food
>le black coffee

and other shit and thinking they are icons of masculinity is a sign of massive insecurity and a need to compensate for own lack of manliness with frivolous, shallow things.
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>>29099934
>>He gets his sandwich without mayo
this one is legit

>>29100079
yes i do but that's beside the point
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>>29099169
browse 4chan and think you have a valid opinion on who's being a beta cuck
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>>29099732
>Using the abbreviation FTFY
Are we on reddit yet?
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>>29099169

>he does the cuck breathing
>he does the cuck hand movements

Dead giveaways, if you don't know what these are you are a classic cuck
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>>29100888
trips of truth

go back to tendies faggot
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>>29099192

Why don't you just grow a pair and eat tomato you fucking cuck disgrace

If you don't like something in a food you don't order it or eat it don't be one of those nu-male faggots "eugh erm can I get the burger without tomato?"
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>>29099270

Add "going to a fucking 'farmers market'" to the lIst OP
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>>29099580
This

I do it
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>>29099301

I demand they give me them and add them to my own burger pickles are fucking delicious even the shitty ones
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>>29099619

Holy shit cucked by tomatoes how do you even look at yourself in the mirror
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>>29099169
>worrying about what other people are eating or not eating
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>>29099712

>asking for a bun

What bra size are you princess
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>>29099879

>needs his human meat served to him

Cucked for life m8 you either eat live on the street or you don't get the meat
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>>29099279
where the fuck did this come from
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>counts his money before shopping
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>>29099279
>You uncultured picky little babie boi. Tushie bushie babie doesn't want a pickle on his chickie?

Oh lord kek. I don't like tripfags but that was hilarious
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>>29099169
What are some signs that a person is a complete omega?

>he is not okay with being beta, second up to the alpha
>he thinks beta is an insult and decides to have no part of society in any way
>this is only to console the fact that he is neither alpha nor beta
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>>29101843

>reading at all
>not just knowing books
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>eats cereal for breakfast
>uncomfortable pooping in public bathrooms
>doesnt make eye contact with women in public
>wears hoodies when 65+ degrees outside
>has long hair
>has semi long hair
>has sideburns
>wears a lanyard
>wears glasses
>shirts are loose on body
>not /fit/
>has long nails
>drives a pussy faggot car (ford fiesta, mini cooper, etc)
>has a shitty phone
>doesnt have a case for his phone
>doesnt have instagram
>is a tripfag on 4chin

The list could go on
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>>29102636
>cuck justifies being a beta faggot.txt
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>wears shades on normal days of sunniness
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>he breathes like a virgin
>his palms peeled in places
>his voice gets high pitch around some people
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>>29102668
I am not a cuck. I am a beta ready to help out the real alphas in the world. We are a pack. You would have us destroy our society, and for that I will kill you. And I will kill anyone else who threatens to harm my pack. Trump is the top dog alpha, followed by Sam Hyde and Stefan Molyneux.
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>>29102475
>being such a cuck that you eat something you don't want to because you're to beta to ask for something how you want it

Embarassing
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>>29102736
someone needs to screencap this shit
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>mentions his own passion towards animals
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>>29102787
Hey, this is not shit. These people are going to fix the world, what are you going to do? You are useless, good for nothing except helping people who are actually competent. You call my posts shit again and I will put you on my shit list. And you will fade away in the shit time for shit eternity.
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>has a fruit yogurt for deseet
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>>29102787
Why don't you do it, beta?
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>>29099192
This is actually alpha as fuck. I'm getting my burger the way I fucking want. I'm not a beta fag who will just eat a shitty premade burger because that's how it was premade

Except I like tomatoes, replace it with onion in my case,
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>their index and ring fingers are the same length
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i am fucking done with this board. are you seriously mad that i dont like tomatoes on my fucking burger? i also take the pickles off. im not even beta so kill yourself you annoying cuck like i already had a bad day and then you post this retarded bullshit no i am allowed to not want things on my fucking burger so kill yourself tomatoes are so disgusting like they ruin a burger it is so gross i cant stand them tomatoes in anything is horrible im not even beta so shut the fuck up and kill yourself i'll eat whatever the fuck i want on my god damn fucking burger so kill yourself faggot
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>>29099169
No this actually shows you're alpha only a cuck would eat tomatos if they don't like them
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>walks with his feet pointed outward like a fucking duck
>ever has his feet pointed inward towards each other
>worries if other people can hear his music through his earbuds/headphones
>tries to claim the seat next to him with personal belongings so no one can sit by him
>averts his gaze when walking alone and someone approaches
>doesnt put his elbows on the table when eating
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>>29102912
>eat burger
>alpha

Dude you don't even know who the alphas of the world are, so how could you even be beta? You are lower.

>>29102922
This is a good one. Having a longer ring finger like me means higher testosterone.
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>>29102663
>>doesnt make eye contact with women in public
>>wears hoodies when 65+ degrees outside
>>shirts are loose on body
>>doesnt have instagram
i need to fix these ones.

>pussy faggot car
>mini cooper

stay poor pleb
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>>29102946
>>tries to claim the seat next to him with personal belongings so no one can sit by him
this one is actually alpha

>>doesnt put his elbows on the table when eating
and this is called good etiquette
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>>29102932
>waaaahhhhhh i have such a bland childish palate that i can't have any tastes other than the taste of fat fucking meat on my burgy wurgies mommy take me to the potty i have to go peepee
Just imagine how fast a girl's vagina will dry up when she sees you daintily peeling the tomatoes and pickles off your little burger. Holy fuck, a "man" who has to perform fucking maintenance on his food before he eats it how pathetic. Beta.
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>>29102301
>being this new

oregano oregano
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>>29103002
>trying to make it so no one can sit next to you because it makes you uncomfortable
>alpha
lmao nice try bud, maybe some day you'll be alpha
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I really like this meme

I really REALLY like this meme
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>>29103051
stay mad betacuck

just google about alpha's body language. quoting:

An alpha male takes up exactly as much space as he thinks he needs
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>he crosses his legs in public
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>>29099580
>I dumped a guy for this

you're not even trying to hide the fact that you're a filthy roastie
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>Argue about what's more beta between ordering a burger without tomatoes or eating tomatoes if you don't like them
>Wonder why women don't want to spend time with you
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>>29099257
This is true
Only the most butthurt beta give two shits about some interracial couple thousands of miles away doing their own thing
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>>29101540
>buttmad they got told by ex-military vet with a gf 12 years younger than him who is in grad school and still have to beat women away from me with a stick

simply epic
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>>29101290
>Using a FUCKING console
Kill yourself.
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>>29103003
women are evil thats how alpha i am so kill yourself because tomatoes are the devil
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>>29103277
Was it some sort of a rap verse? Because I rapped it in my head
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>>29101654
>Not reading classical literature
It's like you know nothing. It's like you know nothing about anything.
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>>29099619
>having food allergies
Huge red flag. Same with asthma.
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>>29099169
Tomato from fast food restaurants are not kept to proper condition.
If wanting only lettuce ketchup and bacon on my burger and not wanting to get sick from fast food tomatoes than I guess I'm a beta.
But I'd reckon you're the one with the consistent stomach problems.
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>>29103316
This.

>not knowing essential stuff on which most of modern popular culture is based on
>being proud of this
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>>29103255

They kick you out for being 2cuck?
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>>29103306
um are you trying to make fun of me? because i actually have aspergers and it's rude to make fun of me.
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>>29101290
>console gaming

top cuck
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>>29103343
>b-b-b-but i don't want to get a tummyache ;_;
how much of a beta can you be?
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>>29103343

Tomatoes and lettuce on burgers are for faggots who don't eat salads. They only serve to mask the inability to make a proper burger or salad.
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>>29101936
>Hasn't read the classics
Why are you even alive?
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>>29103468
Nope, I didn't mean to make fun of you, I just noticed your post had a certain rhytm and a rhyme in it and I found it kinda funny
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>>29103702
thank you for appreciating my comedic genius then
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>>29102335

Lard is not a vegetable, you fat retarded yurocuck piece of shit.
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>>29103652
Why can't you understand my post dipshit?
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>>29102405

If you don't like hot food and drink or steak something is wrong with you. Noone thinks they're masculine, but you are a bitch for thinking they are.
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so the word beta is meaningless at this point yes
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>P-please remove it from the sandwich for me. I don't like it. I realize the reason it is included by default is because it's an extremely unobjectionable foodstuff, but It interferes with my pleasure experience you see, and I would rather not consume this. No, I'm not allergic. I'm just a grown man that would rather *not* eat this undeniably normal and unobjectional food product, even though I claim to be hungry.

Nothing makes me lose all respect for a person like seeing him being a picky eater. No shame in fucking his GF behind his back. He wanted his sandwich without tomato, I wanted to fuck his girlfriend. Because why let tomatoes and ethics remain in place if our pleasure is enhanced ever so slightly by their removal? Because pleasure is meant to be optimized, that's what it all is about. No pride, just shameless indulgence.

JUST FUCKING EAT YOUR FUCKING VEGETABLES
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>>29102979

>only rich alphas drive faggot ass mini coopers

Kek, if anything only a poorfag would think they're cool. You only have one because you're too poor for a good car.
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>>29102110
UGHHH you go to tumblr, don't you? I'm tired of this shitty run-on sentence format
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>>29103798
>your job is to make food that I want to buy, so do exactly that or you're worth fucking dogshit
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>>29102254
>History gets nobody anywhere
You're probably the type of fuck who repeats his mistakes and can't grow mentally or emotionally.
Understanding history can help you predict trends across multiple areas such as finances, real estate and politics. Once you find the groove you can use it to your advantage
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>>29099192
Get a load of dis cuck
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>>29102609
This is smart though. It's not responsible or practical to shop blind unless you make so much money that ~200 is chump change.
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>>29099285
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ketchup on steak

Wherever you eat steak, its fucking fast-food tier
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>>29100872
Or you're just British
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>>29102786
I knew this dude who I though was a lowkey alpha (the best kind imo; who wants a peacock around them?) who ordered a mcchicken with no mayo. They put globs of the stuff on it and he just sat there and took it. Kinda lost respect for him
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>>29100997
Anyone who has coffee or tea which isn't black should be shot desu
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>>29103880
Removing freely included things is not the same as choosing what you like. You could have gotten exactly what you wanted, AND tomato. That's better. Wanting more is manly as fuck, needing every detail to be exactly how you want it is autistic.
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>>29101540
Ah.

This is bait
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>>29103273
>>29103502

>r9k defends PC gaming
now you really know it's for betas
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>>29103175
Don't be mad you're too beta for gf
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>>29101898
>you can't learn anything from classical fiction

Kys
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>>29101578
>bbq
>not honey mustard
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>>29103051
>Ensuring somebody needs to ask your permission before they sit down next to you
2+2=4, 3+3=6,
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>Smoking cigarettes
>Having assburgers or any form of "Slight autism"
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>>29104102
>A slice of tomato
>A detail

Retard. Don't even know why I'm here, I always ask "no iceberg."
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>>29100891
hell, preferably
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>>29099279
laughing me ass off
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He has a flaccid penis that is smaller than 4 inches
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>>29103343
keking at you me man.

The point is that you are a effeminate picky bitch that is bothered by the quality of tomato in fast food restaurants. Could you imagine an alpha say:''Uh eh please no tomato on my hamburger, i am dissatisfied with the quality of tomanto in your restaurant''?

You just eat it, because that's what man do. Unless you are an artist, then being a picky bitch is okay.
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>>29099192
because an alpha would order the burger as is, take the tomato off himself and throw it at the cashier
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>>29100891
Losers over 25 should be hanging from a rope
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>>29100265
>tfw once ate Viper pepper
>friend ate one too
>we kept blowing back and forth really hard for 10 minutes
>almost passed out because of the fucking pain in our mouth
>friend goes to wipe his hands on the napkin so he doesn't burn his eyes
>I'm unaware of this
>Proceed to grab the napkin that doublenigger left on the top of the clean napkins to rub the sweat away from brow and forehead
>Oils from the pepper get in my eye
>Feels like my eye is being scratch everywhere
>Literally yelling at the top of my lungs
>"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ANON LOOK AT MY EYE"
>His face is too bloated from the tears of eating the pepper to look at me
>He keeps coughing and can't talk
>It goes on like this until we drink what is a combination of heavy whipping cream and swishing oil in our mouths
>The amount of oil we accidentally ingested gives us the shits
>We proceed to blow our bowels that night
T R I G G E R E D
DELETE THIS POST!
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>>29104625
Chad always sends shit back in restaurants. Sometimes it's for retarded stupid reasons, but he'll always be alpha about it.

>that's what men do

No, men order servers to bring them what they want. No mental gymnastics are going to change that fact.
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>>29104741
This, I also tip pretty high though so I can get away with this.
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Beta shit:
>pisses on the side of the bowl to not make any sound to upset other bathroom users
>refuses to take shit with other people in restroom
I don't understand bathroom awkwardness, especially since we all shit and piss.
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>>29104741
Chads do send stuff back, yeah. Different from ordering something without one of it's basic ingredients, no?

>No, men order servers to bring them what they want.

Yes, except men won't want burgers without tomatoes.
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>>29102254
found the STEM autist

So are you in your first or second semester in engineering school?
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>>29104817
Or
>awkwardly sits on toilet silently while a stranger takes a piss and then resumes when they leave.

Lol.
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>>29099169
>unironically ordering burgers

already a red flag for people who don't care about their health/physique
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>>29104847
Something so explicit could only come from your own experience
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>>29104918
Do you realize that an obsession with health and your fitness/physique is very feminine? Outside of basic masculine strength there is no need for it, except out of a cuck desire to impress or found your self-confidence on it.

Was Bismarck beta? Was Stalin beta? Only nu-males are obsessed about health and fitness as means to themself. Self-destruction is 20 times more alpha.
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>>29104918
>"oh no, no hamburgers for me silly. all that icky fat will go straight to my thighs! i won't be able to fit into any of my nice new dresses."

reluctance to eat any form of red meat is literally the ultimate foodbeta indicator
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>>29099580
>I dumped a guy for this

Women are shallow. More with the weather at 11.
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>>29101542

You will be listening to whatever you listen to right now 20 years from now and think music has gone to shit. It's called getting old.
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>>29105001
Is such a behaviour really just a shallow aspect of a personality? In a way the rejection like this is based on an intuitive insight, that a man who is afraid of pointing out that people are in his way and takes means to avoid any sort of confrontation (a very normal and uncomplicated one that is) is certainly not a strong one, mentally speaking. A person who is afraid of others.
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>>29104708
fuck man I keked hard to this story, the mental imagery man
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>>29099169

ITT retards who give a shit about being alpha in a society where you can get by by being a beta comfily. Alphas are just retards that make it a little less comfy. They have no survival advantage.
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>>29104918
When was your last aioli salad? Faggot.
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>>29105041
>A person who is afraid of others.

Well in a real relationship the partner would confront the other partner about this, and only if the partner denies making any change would dumping be possible.

But if you didn't bring it up and just dumped him because you -think- he doesn't or won't "man the fuck up" (wow kind of misandrist of you in contemporary society don't you think?) then yes.

100% shallow.

This coming from a guy who wouldn't give a fuck walking into a crowd of ghetto hood thugs in the dark of night in the hood. and i've actually done it since I live in the ghetto You're just shallow.
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>>29105162
>wow kind of misandrist of you in contemporary society don't you think?

Unlike to what people on 4chan believe people still believe in traits of masculinity in femininity in society. Why would it be mysandrist to demand a man to be masculine?

Why would i bring it up? It would be shallow if i denied the guy any sort of worth or value, i didn't, i just broke up because such a man is totally undesirable for me. I want a masculine man, am i shallow for that? Do you expect me to re-educate him, as if i was his mommy?

If i'm not wrong males also look for certain kind of attributes in females, maybe a certain form of femininity. That isn't shallow.
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OP here. You guys really do argue about the stupidest shit.
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OP here. I'm a fucking faggot somebody fuck me in the ass.
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>>29105231
>Why would it be mysandrist to demand a man to be masculine?
Same reason it's misogynist to demand a woman to be feminine (ex. staying in the kitchen and cooking, cleaning, or having babies).

>Do you expect me to re-educate him, as if i was his mommy?
Ad hominem at the poor guy cause of your false misconceptions of how he is as a person.

>If i'm not wrong males also look for certain kind of attributes in females, maybe a certain form of femininity.
Yea, it's called a pussy. All tomboys get laid, too, you know. Because some guys don't like girly girls.

TL;DR you're still living in the 50s mentally.
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Here's the real, one and only true OP. The other OPs are Phantom OPs, do not trust their words. I'm the real one.
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>>29099169
I'm allergic to tomatoes, dick.
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>>29105280
Staying in the kitchen and cooking or cleaning are not individual traits.

>Well in a real relationship the partner would confront the other partner about this, and only if the partner denies making any change would dumping be possible.
>Do you expect me to re-educate him, as if i was his mommy?

>Yea, it's called a pussy. All tomboys get laid, too, you know. Because some guys don't like girly girls.

So it doesn't make a difference for you if a girl is 300 pounds fat? Or to give a better example: there is a reason that people argue about Misato/Rei/Asuka, right? because everyone desires different individual traits in another human being. Also funny that you say i'm stuck in the 50's and then you reduce the attraction of females on males to their vagina.
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>>29105357
>Staying in the kitchen and cooking or cleaning are not individual traits.
Neither is avoiding groups or crowds because you don't want to get robbed (it's happened, dumb cunt).

>So it doesn't make a difference for you if a girl is 300 pounds fat?
Some guys like their girls big.

>there is a reason that people argue about Misato/Rei/Asuka, right?
Yea, stupid shallow nigga. It's called preference for the sake of preference. There's no "Masculine" or "feminine" connotation to it, like you wanting someone to a crowd of people. Clearly you're not street smart. Probably coddled all your life. If you were, you'd know, recognize, or understand danger better.

>Also funny that you say i'm stuck in the 50's and then you reduce the attraction of females on males to their vagina.
I was pointing out how most guys aren't as shallow as you. Despite many women having more baggage than a united airlines carrier, men still accept them.

Then shallow bitches like you creep up on the scene with your "OMG BECKY IF HE DOES NOT WALK INTO A CROWD OF STRANGERS JUST DUMP HIM"

shallow bitches like you get on my nerves.
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>he doesn't drink tea or coffee
Instantly marks you out as a childlike beta.
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>>29105462
lol, relax, beta cuck.
>Neither is avoiding groups or crowds because you don't want to get robbed (it's happened, dumb cunt).
>in a way the rejection like this is based on an intuitive insight, that a man who is afraid of pointing out that people are in his way and takes means to avoid any sort of confrontation (a very normal and uncomplicated one that is) is certainly not a strong one, mentally speaking. A person who is afraid of others.

Also where is this 'going to get robbed'' and ''street smarts'' stuff coming from, except your poorfag life? He was awkwardly moving around a crowd of people instead of saying ''excuse me'' and just going walking through it. Don't project so much.

>There's no "Masculine" or "feminine" connotation to it
I dislike man who aren't masculine. Being afraid of pointing the attention towards yourself, is part of that. There is a masculine connotation to it.

>I was pointing out how most guys aren't as shallow as you. Despite many women having more baggage than a united airlines carrier, men still accept them.

I can deal with a fat guy, as long as he doesn't look like a manchild mouthbreather. Attitude and character matter.

I don't know what you want from me. To just accept any guy because dropping him for the way he behaves around people is too shallow? Do i have to drop him after i have delved into the existential fear, that has driven his moment of weakness? Do i need to write a philosophical dissertation before i can say that such an action makes him undesirable to me, as i don't care about re-educating some dude in his attitude?
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>>29099279
I can actually confirm this. All the men I've ever known who were super picky eaters were the most beta fuckers I'd met in my life.
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>>29105599
>I don't know what you want from me.
Don't a shallow cunt with less depth than a kiddy pool.

>Also where is this 'going to get robbed'' and ''street smarts'' stuff coming from, except your poorfag life?
You act like there's no reason to avoid a crowd of people and that men need to 'man up' and walk straight into conflict. Dramatic ass hoe.

>re-educate a guy
you don't re-educate the nigga, you tell him what's wrong (instead of being a mute hoe and just ditching his ass).

but hey, maybe you'll learn someday.

>lol, relax, beta cuck
fuck off, scraggly ass hoe. you're probably more beta bitch than my pinky toe.
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>>29105686
>pretends more and more with every post to be some nigga from the hood when he whines about females on 4chan

lemaiio as they say on mars.
>walk straight into conflict
Who's dramatic here? It's just ''Excuse Me'', meaning that people will look and free the path. Instead he shuffles around like some autist
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>>29105648
I'm male and I can't stand men who are fussy eaters. Fuck's sake, trying different foods is one of the few pleasures we have in this life.
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I'm male and i think that people who are picky with their food are A-Ok in my book. Fucks sake, food is one of the few stressfree pleasures we have in life, so why not order what i like?
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>>29105738
>thinking I whine about females at all instead of shit-posting faggots who do that and lurk
your yeast infection ass isn't here cause you're pretty.

>Who's dramatic here?
The shallow cunt continuing this conversation

GOODBYE FELICIA
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>Can't manage money, spends it on bullshit
>Goes after borderline/drug addict psycho whores but pursues serious relationships with them, does not blame self when things fall through
>Does gay shit like talk to other men about what they masturbated to today
>Obsessed with cock in general
>Doesn't shower or shave pubes, thinks being dirty is manly
>Into redheads/titlets/girlcock
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>>29099660
A 3DS, a Samsung Galaxy 7 Edge, a vape kit, a key ring for my bicycle locks, and a receipt from Old Navy.
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>>29099270
You never had a fresh Jersey? Its like a fruit.
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>>29105849
>he shaves pubes
My sides are in another dimension. This is by far the most beta thing in this entire thread
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>he discusses video games in public places
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>>29105821
Have a swell day, Toby
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>Eat out with gf
>Both get burgs
>Trade my pickles for her tomatoes

Domestic bliss
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>>29099169
I worked at a sub job a few years ago. If you only knew the condition of some of those fast food tomatoes before they're cut. Boy oh boy
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>>29105849
>"now my boipucci and my tummy are all smooth ^_^"
>not beta

errrmmm
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>>29105915
>is so afraid of being seen as a person who plays video games that he's ashamed of discussing it in public

Highschool is over senpai. Stop being a beta.
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