daily reminder, only <82 should be on this board
also, requesting that grand wizard with the record low score of 4 to make an appearance. i have so many questions...
PS- my score was a 60
69 here
Kms I was hoping to escape this place
45
>tfw the captcha makes you lie every time you post
123 here
just passing thru to look at /r9k/ shitposts and have a laugh. i do NOT frequent this board
>>29098829
46 damn
oreganellirno
>159
Some questions are unfair though to be honest.
>>29098942
cyborg territory is the worst, in my opinion
we are the ones that truly don't belong to any group
>>29098829
78, jesus fuck i scored so badly on social and accomplishment though; this might need a rework because im living terribly right now
23, i have no points in the last three columns aside not having a criminal record.
got 23 last time i did this
>>29098829
>21
Pls just end me now i want to die
>>29099188
last night in a thread like this one, two different grand wizards showed up
my point is, you can always sink lower
>>29099501
>he fell for this
Umm senpai...
129
the face one shouldnt be worth five points
>>29098829
only <34 should be on this board you fucking normie
you think someone can get away with having a GF, friends and social media? fuck out of here im so tired of normalfags
the grand wizard wont appear because he knows your not a true robot so stop making these threads and trash that stupid picture.
99 cuz virgin. I guess i am in a good path to be a chad when i get fit, move out and find myself a girl.
I dont want to be considerednas chad...
>>29098829
>tfw 128 unironically
i probably gained half of those points in the last year
>>29100017
I got 120, and most of them happened during the past 6 months or so. Kind of rigged desu
>tfw scored 39
I would be at 31 butI was raped when I was 12
>>29098829
><82
>not <58
35 here. Get off my board normehs
>>29099089
Gtfo my man
>>29100118
Cyborgs are not welcome.
>>29100147
Yeah, that's what I said.
originally
>>29099090
Former cyboeg gone robot, you dont know what youre saying. Robot and below is worse than your current existance by quite a bit.
>>29100141
I am not a normie though :(
>>29100147
I just wanted to reiterate that. This board is overrun with failed normies looking to feel better about themselves, so they ironically feelspost, shitpost, bragpost, thinly veiled bragpost (hurr i did it u can do it XD).
>>29100304
your eyeballs are quite odd
Got a 154, not too shabby
I really do not get why there is such a fucking hate for cyborgs here, just let them stay they are probably just as miserable as most robots
12
How the fuck do you guys have so many points
>>29101113
Iiving
>>29100386
as a cyborg, and former sperglord robot master, my life is no better
i got the qt, i moved out of my parents house, i got a job, got a cat...
do i feel literally any different? nope...
just the crushing feels of being forever different, apart, that feeling of KNOWING that you will never belong to a group or community
and having one toe dipped into normie life just makes it worse, because i am reminded every single day that i'm NOT a normie
then i come here, just to have some autist newfag REEEEEE at me because i'm not a virgin
>pic related
>>29098829
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH TABLETOP GAMING???? ENJOY YOUR BRAINLESS VIDEOGAMES AND KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF YOU ACTUALLY TAKE PART IN THE GAMEPLAY.
>>29099090
I feel your pain.
>to much a robot for normie a
>to much of a normie for robots
>>29101147
I don't get it
8 of the points were because I'm not addicted to anything, don't smoke weed or don't have any physical abnormalities
>>29101224
we should have our own board
>>29101245
are you a virgin neet? Cos this test is made for virgin neets score low.
>>29101113
not a virgin, have a friend, on decent terms with family, go out once or twice a week (didn't say where- i counted going to qdoba and the grocery store), no creepy fetishes, have a cat, etc etc
I could keep going, but I think you get the point.
>>29101288
yes
I'll list what I picked, fuck it
Minor or no physical abnormalities + 3
No smoking addiction + 1
Don't smoke weed + 1
No Alcohol Addiction + 1
No Addiction to any other drugs + 2
No Significant Autism (Debatable so I didn't include it in my original 12 but will this time) + 3
Have a Hobby + 2
Have No Interest in Tabletop Gaming + 1
= 14
i guess you guys get a lot of points from social?
>>29101297
I suppose it just stacks up and up, but still it's mind boggling that a lot of people in this thread have more than 25 points
>>29098829
Wow according to these fucking low standards I'm a chad...
>>29101410
sometimes chads are ugly degenerates with no money who shitpost on 4chan all day
still a chad, though
>42
At least I have my dog
>>29101463
lol you think this:
>sometimes chads are ugly degenerates with no money who shitpost on 4chan all day
still qualifies for a chad?
>>29101403
this test is made to overestimate sex and job, that's why you scored so low.
>>29098942
79
Didn't expect it was this bad
77p Cyborg Master race reporting in.
enjoy your miserable lives, shitbots.
inb4:
>a-at least i'm n-not a productive and respectable member of society! h-have fun getting laid, normal scum!
>i hope you enjoy those healthy relationships, normiefags
>h-heh, you only earn five times as much money as i do! faaag!
>>29099068
>>29099089
>>29098942
>>29099119
>>29099802
>>29099985
>>29100017
>>29100089
>>29100304
GET OUT GET OUTYou have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was too low in content (7.55% content).
44.
I am not even a virgin. I had sex three times in my life. Last time was 5 years ago.
>>29101730
You're just a normie in a midlife crisis, this test is a fucking joke
i got 10
>>29099090
I agree. 70 here, I can pass as a normie enough that they can't tell the difference, but it just feels wrong, their entire world outlook makes no sense to me.
And actual robots resent me because I "have it better". I'm not saying I don't, I have a few good friends, even some of my extended family have something of a relationship with me, I'm losing weight and my speech impediment isn't as bad as it used to be, things could be worse. But the fallacy on this board is confusing "better" with "good". I feel like a kid in Arizona who speaks English and Spanish but both as second languages, and isn't comfortable with either. Robots hate me because I have friends and almost passable hygiene, normies don't take me seriously because I'm a kv aspie, even among my friends I'm comparatively the robot.
>>29099985
Don't stop improving yourself because you're afraid of being chad. Chads are only the way they are because they've had the advantages in the pic their whole lives, it's shaped their perspectives and created the insufferable normie mentality we all hate. If you had to earn those things, you can appreciate them, being in the enlightened state that used to be known as Alpha+ (what we call chads used to be called Alpha-, they were fit and got pussy but did so without purpose or thought, acting out of instinct alone).
tldr, don't let reactionary faggots here hold you back, if you can be the Alpha+/Anti-Wizard go for it and don't look back except to help others
I got 56, it's getting worse.
I got like 142 you fuckin lames
Got a 70. Why is a foot fetish in the same league as BDSM? I don't get it.
53 here, but it's 20 without social. Most of my points in social come from before i went crazy too
139 here
i have pretty bad anxiety problems and that is the extent of my issues
also low self esteem
i only come on this board to laugh at the wizardry
>>29101611
you are tumblr "outcast" tier my friend
>31
I guess suicide is the best option.
fixed it for you Op in an original way
>>29102398
KYS AND GTFO NORMIE
>>29102522
Why do you keep saying tumblr outcast tier?
Does talking to online friends count as socializing?
>>29102585
because he is a wizard autist who is bitter about all these "normies" with there fancy lives...
i mean really, where do they get off, thinking they can come onto THIS board, and NOT be homeless degenerate autists with multiple addictions and pedo fetishes.... not to mention, apparently you need to be a KV to post here now, too.
28
>>29099501
some of the attributes that add points are irreversible, so no, not everyone can get worse
Between 55 and 60, depending how you define things.
KHV, live with parents, minimum-wage retail job, no IRL friends.
132
>Go to the gym
>Have gf
>Know how to cook
>Self-Confidence
Literally all you need to not be a robot according to that chart.
>>29102892
well thats basically true... if you are fit, confident, have skills, can take care of yourself, have a girlfriend...
that's like literally the opposite of a robot.
test results seem accurate so far, chad.
>>29102923
All I did was browse /fit/ for two years and actually get fit. Everything just falls into place after that.
Guess I'm a Chad now.
>>29102833
>14 f cali
fucking rich
58. I thought I was almost a normalfag.;_;
Some of the easiest sources of points I still manage to fail.
>>29098829
please let me leave already!!!
gsgshdfhhfasassfqwr324
>>29103627
Judging from your chart that you filled out, it seems like you have a great shot at being a normie and having a nice life.
All you need to do is fucking take care of your body, dude. Seriously, if you took a shower, brushed your teeth, hit the gym a couple times a week, and ate real food, you'd be a chad inside of 6 months.
Last time I took this I got 27What the fuck is happening
How the fuck I'm a 41?!
>>29098829
54-57, depending on whether or not I have a healthy view on women, which seems to change day to day.
>tfw only point in accomplishments was that I traveled last year
>45
I am supposedly moving forward in life.
3.
Fuckin 3.
>>29098829
108 I guess I need to get off of here?
>>29098829
122 virgin here reporting in to tell you this test is fucking meaningless
I could just ignore the social points because all that stuff happened when I was still in highschool
>>29105955
105
Not sure why tall figure is the female version of men's tallness. Men need a good figure too, and women also look more attractive when they get taller just like men. 6'4" here and my gf is 5'11", never been with a girl shorter than 5'10", I don't want to accidentally have manlet kids.
>>29098829
Got a score of 66.
Should I just end it now?
>>29098829
Was cyborg a few years ago, now "succesful"
Not really accurate I'm pretty beta I just attract insecure girls
I dont frequent this board anyway idk why I'm posting here
39, 22 in physical
fuck me
What's wrong with me guys... I got a 96. Help me.
My score: 64
Seems legit.
>>29098829
>About to fail university
>70k in debt
Just fuck my shit up senpai
>>29100304
kill yourself /soc/nigger
>>29098829
27
The ones that mainly added onto it was the accomplishments and the bonus, although my accomplishments don't feel that big because I didn't want them or had to try for them, and the bonus one is kind of dumb, too.
>>29100243
>>29100147
>>29100141
>>29099887
Fuck off normalfags, why don't you use adv as your pity party hugbox anymore? Because you want to feel superior.
>>29107246
whoops looks like i miscounted the first time
IQ above 95 should be a thing on here, too, given mine is 85.
>>29098829
i got 18, was hoping for it to be higher..
My score is 80 and I think it's pretty accurate
39 Reporting for duty I want to fucking die
>>29098829
35, just above wizzy apprentice
>>29099090
Eh, I dunno I got 62 and from what I now true robots have it worse. Yeah we're slightly outsiders but at least we can talk to both, and I think with some acting practice we can blend in either way. The others don't have that option.
>>29098829
132 here fags, and still:
I live in a constant state of fear and misery.
Do you miss me anymore?
And I don't even notice
When it hurts anymore,
Anymore,
Anymore,
Anymore.
>>29101253
Honestly, we do need a cyborg board. Somewhere we can bitch about
> tfw no gf
but not as far gone as true robots.
>>29100243
I am a fucking 132 normie and I am only here to feel better, going through some feels because of gril and you guys are helping
>96
i've done a lot of things that contradict this score
T2wuh
>>29098829
125 here
This shit isn't hard. But I admit I am blessed with extremely good genes and I'm very good looking without trying. I got lucky.
>>29098829
lv 79 cyborg
we have it worst imo
literally stranger to all
15
Fuck me, the last time I took this I had a 20 something.
>66
i haven't had a relationship since i was a sophomore in high school. i've definitely lost like 30 lbs since then and now i'm just a hungry skeltal
56. Honestly I was expected higher, I'm in a pretty "good" place, albeit isolated.
74. I guess there is still some hope...
I wished i was on 82+ too bad. Can try to go up there tho...
>>29098829
>131
That was easy, even with depression and some weaknesses included.
139 are people with low scores real?
>>29098829
>77
>You are a sorry amalgam of a robot and regular human. You linger in two worlds at once, an outsider to both the normies and the robots. As a result, you may be on your own with your feels.
I'd be more inclined to feel like this was kind of accurate if it didn't make me sound like an edgy anime protagonist.
scored 8 not even kidding :(
>131
I actually try to be nice to cyborgs and robots (I don't call them that though). I don't understand why people make fun of some of you guys, most of you are probably good people and can do great things. I've been on both sides of the spectrum, from robot to normie so I know what some of you are going through.
>>29098829
Im 18 and have 20 points wtf do I do?
>>29098829
My score is 54. Sounds like a pretty good category to me.
>72
>Cyborg
Yup, seems about right. I'm so close to being a normie, so fucking close.
>>29112092
74 here, we are not close, it seems like a small step, but you know its not.
>>29111359
74 here, i am real.
24 here, should I go ahead and kill myself already?
>all these normies and cyborgs
get out
I SAID GET THE FUCK OUT!!!
normal girl here 121. y'all are losers
>7
oh fuck boy, i think i have problems
8~)
asfg
>>29098829
Any wizard apprentice? How do we make it throug this retchid world
>>29098829
128 reporting in.
I am not here to blog, but let me just say, I was once like most of you, If I would have taken this two years ago, I would have been a Wizard.
Life will change, when you decide you want to change.
You don't need a huge schween, a godly face, firm sweater puppies, a smooth and strong booty, or even a good personality. All you gotta do is find your best traits, big or small, and bring them out, while improving your weaker ones to make them not as noticeable.
Patience is all you have to learn, friends.
Believe in the me that believes in you!
